YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO TELL THE FUNNIEST FAMILY FRIENDLY JOKE YOU HAVE OR GALKO IS GOING TO GET YOU
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO TELL THE FUNNIEST FAMILY FRIENDLY JOKE YOU HAVE OR GALKO IS GOING TO GET YOU
Jayden Long
Tyler Stewart
> FAMILY FRIENDLY
kys fegot. now how bout. I'm talking hereeee!!
Logan Parker
I have a more French idea of what is family friendly. Like any Mel Brooks movies. If a sex joke is so subtle it just goes over a kid's head anyway who cares. I just don't get how they are ok with showing naked 10 year old and shit but whatever.
Jace Thompson
Uhhhh
What do you get when you combine a fish and a elephant.
Jordan Hill
>watching animal documentary
>patchy sick weak looking monkey comes up
>family friend says who does that monkey look like
>says me
>everyone laughs
>fake laugh not to seem hurt
>go upstairs and cry
That's a favourite family joke and it happens every time we watch those documentaries they make fun of me
Juan Bell
What do mermaids use to wash their clothes?
A= tide
Wyatt Gray
what? whgat is it?
Alexander Bennett
>OR GALKO IS GOING TO GET YOU
What is she going to do?
Rape me?
Aaron Davis
>Quote from man raped
Angel Richardson
ah no i can't think of a joke
please don't rape me or anything like that ms. galko!
Aiden Ward
A swimming trunk
Joshua Gonzalez
These are very good, you are saved from Galko
Austin Taylor
have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
theyre making headlines
Jacob Rivera
I can't stand this show because the toilet humor is too gross for me. I don't like poopy, butthole, fart, bad hygiene jokes.
Julian Williams
niggers are not humans
this is friendly to Texan families
Gabriel Reed
>where does Hitler keep his armies?
>in his sleevies
Joshua Gonzalez
What do you call a rude criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
Alexander Collins
Where does a king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Evan Myers
A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he says to his wife. "No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies. Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them. "Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." "It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on. But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow." To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Camden Fisher
sleevemind
Oliver Murphy
What do you call an earthquake in a toy store? Fissure Price.
Ayden Davis
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: "tis the C" (sea) or "arrrrrr" (R)
If they say one of them, you can say the other and still get a good laugh.
Another one my dad says all the time, although it's more of a one-liner:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "why the long face?"
Carson Gray
Why do Norwegians put barcodes on their warships?
So when they arrive, they can Scandinavian!
Aaron Davis
what is 1 and 1?
Xavier Nelson
two mexicans?
Joseph Johnson
What's the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't grab her hair when you rape her
Austin Cruz
>grabbing her hair
>not grabbing her hands
Grayson Nguyen
>girl cares about me enough to come and "Get" me
Please
Jonathan Lee
I can't write this in ten seconds, but here goes.
Nvm it's too complicated, I gotta pick another one.
>"Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide detergent? Because it's to cold out tide."
My sense of humour is like grade school level.
I really like puns.
Daniel James
How many Puella magi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
one, because Sayaka is stupid she just wishes for it.