Who here /pure/ ? you can only stay in this thread if you're pure. /pure/ is comfy!
>Requirements for purity
Virgin
Never kissed a girl
Never drank alcohol
Never smoked a cigarette
Never done illegal drugs
Never beat up anyone physically
Never bully anyone
Welcome to /Pure/ my brethren!
you should add masturbation to guro/loli/scat/etc as something that DQs you.
except you'd probably DQ half of whoever is left
I meet all the requirements, but I love watching hentai while cross dressing too. Am I still pure?
no, you're a filthy faggot and you belong in hell
As someone who has fingered and felt up a gilr but has remained untouched himself, and never held hand with or kissed a girl what do you think of me?
Because these things never count special cases like mine.
I fail anyway because of alcohol though
I'm pure. heres have some nice strawberries
I would have met all the requirements except for the kissing one. I didn't kiss the girl though she kissed me.
Hello. I am pure.
i took a sip of wine once and tried to smoke a cigarette once but couldnt hack it
>love watching hentai while cross dressing
I mean if you've never had sex before or kissed a girl or man then I guess you can stay
Absolutely splendid pure berries! Have /comfy/ cat my friend
>Never kissed a girl
>Never drank alcohol
Please explain how you never kiss a girl and not drink beer
hello and welcome my pure friend! Have some cute kittens!
>still virgin
>Kissed many times
>Got wasted
>Smoked before, many times while I was drunk
>No drugs
>Never physically beat up someone
>Bullied many people though
Not so much pure, but still ways to go.
feels good being a /pureboy/
>never kissing a girl is impossible
get out impure normalfag
You have to be volcel first. It's actually really easy to avoid both of those things. I had a lot of friends at one point but avoided it. It's easier to avoid it, if you are a guy. I guess
Have nice pomegranates friend!
>but has remained untouched himself
You're pure then my brethren! Touching a girl isn't sex lol
how goes it /pure/ brethren? have some nice comfy leaves!
I drink pretty often and beat up a bully, being "pure" sounds like being a total pussy in all aspects of life honestly.
>Never drank alcohol
This is the only one I fail. I'm a bordline alcoholic.
>I didn't kiss the girl though she kissed me
It depends on the nature of the kiss and how you reacted to it. Since she kissed you and you didn't want to kiss her. You can stay on /pure/ ! Have some cute blissful girls.
how do I find the strength to keep waiting for that pure girl, /pure/
>i took a sip of wine once
>tried to smoke a cigarette once
You can be semi-pure friend. Not all of us can be /pure/
Can I stay here if I was molested?
>beat up a bully
well that's different. he was bothering you or someone else. You stopped an injustice.
>being "pure" sounds like being a total p***y in all aspects of life honestly
What about Heyzues then?
>how do I find the strength to keep waiting for that pure girl
Ha ha. You don't need to a /pure/ girl. We'll get our pure girls eventually friend. as long as we stay volcel ;)
have a blissful cute girl
If you virginity was taken....... darn but if you the person assaulting you didn't penetrate you and you fit the rest of the criterion. welcome to /pure/ friend! have nice comfy landscapes.
can we get a full purity ranking or something? your terms are shit
Okay here is the full non-memey. Requirements for /purity/
Virgin (never f*pped, watched porn, touched himself outside of cleaning)
Never lie
Never swore (as in cursing)
Never steal
Never touched a girls person (that isn't related to you)
Never hugged a girl (that isn't related to you)
Never kissed a girl
Never drank alcohol
Never smoked a cigarette
Never done drugs
Never beat up anyone (without a just cause)
Never bully anyone
etc etc.
How many completely /pure/ people do you guys think even exist? There are 7 Billion people in the world. How many of them do you think are like this?
Being /pure/ is most similar to being a child. Because children have yet to do any of these things.
How is that possible?
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thats fucking ridiculous. how can
anyone not do any of that? since you are not real pure why even make this thread faggot. what was the point?
>Virgin
Yes, and I'm 27 years old.
>Never kissed a girl
ONCE, literally 12 years ago because of luck. She was a hot slut but really drunk so that explains it. Please don't bully it was the only year of my life that I had a friend who invited me to stuff.
>Never drank alcohol
Every single weekend, including now. Alone.
>Never smoked a cigarette
I quit, now I vape
>Never done illegal drugs
I want to do heroin until I die. But now I just do legal drugs.
>Never beat up anyone physically
I only got beat up by Chad, barely.
>Never bully anyone
Only bully me
Sorry for posting ITT pls dont bully
compared to most people in real life and r9k. I would be considered pure. I mean all you have to be, to be "pure" in our society is being a virgin. But if you compared me to someone else as described in
I would be considered a degenerate.
There are levels to purity. The more acts or things a person doesn't do. The more pure they are. So if you've done some of those things, the less pure you are. How can anyone say they've kept themselves away from or have not done any of it?
the loneliness gets unbearably loud sometimes
heroin is good
It will get better friend. have cute kitten and bird!
I'm not going to bully you friend. Here have a some delicious milk and honey
>Virgin
Yes, I'm 28
>Never kissed a girl
Yes, never even been in a position where this would be possible
>Never drank alcohol
Yes, just never took it up. I figure most people get into it for social reasons so I never had an incentive to start.
>Never smoked a cigarette
Yes, the risks were well known even when I was a child so there was no excuse to take it up.
>Never done illegal drugs
Yes, that's an even bigger meme than alcohol and cigarettes
>Never beat up anyone physically
>Never bully anyone
I did these things as a kid if that counts. I guess my shitty adult life is comeuppance for being such a shithead as a kid. Nobody ever beat me up though so that's good.
you speak the true true. Im going back to my hentai see you guy
thank you very much user-kun, I appreciate your kindness
thats me except i had a bj but didn't cum
and I kissed a girl and drank alcohol and i guess weed is technically illegal and i might have accidentally bully someone . . .
you're welcome man. I love you bro. :)
>grow up
>don't have female friends
>hardly even have male friends
>hardly any girls around at all in any social situation
>when they are around they sure as shit didn't want to talk to me
>live my life
>don't even know any women
you really don't understand this whole robot-shtick do you?
We're all gonna make it user. Here have a nice blissful girl! :)
>Never bully anyone
That's kinda hard m8. I never actively went out of the way to bully anyone but there were definitely a few people who took my friendly banter the wrong way.
>make it
make it to where?
/sheltered/ general
change your ways before it is too late
I've only ever drank fine wines, and done speed, as drugs should be for performance boosts rather than pleasure
the rest applies to me, am I in
this basically. It's way easier for a guy to be a virgin and not do drugs. I mean WAY easier.
I meant more of physical and direct bullying. If you're teasing your mate or being sarcastic that's different.
That sounds more like assault desu. Maybe it'd have been better to qualify it as "hasn't committed a crime".
If you aren't doing them anymore you can be semi-pure. Here have all the candy in the world! :)
>crime
now we're getting dicey :/. each country has their own laws. maybe I should change it to "physically and or verbally attacking someone constantly"
hentai is but pixels on a screen. it's literally pictures that are in motion. idk suit yourself I guess
Yea im pure, PURE EVIL TO THE CORE.
Yeah
Skksksjsnssn
Vegeta Noooooooo! lol
can can we make each other unpure desu
maybe we're just woke user hmm. ever thought about that? here have some useless post mortem elements.
>I did these things as a kid if that counts
It doesn't count if you haven't reached puberty
Being proud of something that took no dedication to achieve is the path to foolishness.
Only those who endured temptation to follow this path have the right to rejoice on its fruits.
>Virgin
check
>Never kissed a girl
check
>Never drank alcohol
Only at family gatherings
>Never smoked a cigarette
check
>Never done illegal drugs
check
>Never beat up anyone physically
only if backyard wrestling and punching my brother counts
>Never bully anyone
check
am i still pure?
Hell yeah brother
We are the few people left on this earth that value higher ideals than those of the flesh. Incels are fools. They have a paved path to purity and yet seek to bathe in the mud of degeneration.
not saying I have, but if you kissed a guy are you pure
>Virgin
check.
>Never kissed a girl
Unless my mum counts, check.
>Never drank alcohol
I did once by accident
>Never smoked a cigarette
check.
>Never beat anyone up physically
check.
>Never bullied anyone
check.
We may be /pure/ lads, but that doesn't mean we're all happy
>Tfw fit all these categories except one.
God damn why does alcohol have to be so nice.
Either way I'm not pure in mindset, my psyche was long ago ruined.
Pure is a euphemism for empty.
Nothing to be proud of friends
It's the best thing to be glad about :)
It means we're going to be the closest to being happy. here have this pictogram :)
>Only at family gatherings
semi-pure. here have a some mangos!
OP here. being completely pure is like being what I described in.
I myself, fit all the descriptions I made in the original post. but
/purity/ is really rare in the world. Imagine never go outside. ever (but also not doing those self-harming things like cursing). that's the only thing I can compare to it
/Pure/ = /sociallyretarded/. Don't act like you're better than what you actually are; an insecure autist.
This thread is full of people who aren't pure.
It was a failure. Fucking leave.
That's not you at all. You're an impure piece of shit.
Then I'm very pure
i'm everything on this list but i bully people
pure?
more like loner losers that never go outside
yeah I'm one of them too
I pass all these except beating people up
Damn, ive kissed a girl before
Later virgins