Every female you see has had a dick in her mouth

every female you see has had a dick in her mouth


even your mother hahaha

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fuck off you perverted manchild

For once I can say no. My mother is a closeted Christan of weak will and no life experience. She wrote down every time she had sex in a diary, last dated around the time I would have been conceived. I happened upon the book itself recently, and of course I read it.

That doesn't really bother me because I don't want to fuck my own mother like you do, sicko.

Technically he isn't wrong, if your mother had vaginal penetration which resulted in you then you can all but guarantee she has had phallus' in her mouth at some point

This is why I do not respect my mother. The fucking "respect your parents BECAUSE" is a retarded meme. You don't owe someone respect just because they forced you to be alive and then did shit to turn you into an outcast

Every male you see has had a pussy in their face.

even your father hahaha

I only ever see my co-NEET gf, so every female I see has had my dick in her mouth.

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If I haven't, odds are a lot of the guys I see haven't either.

Ive had a pussy in mein face.
>be me
>be on high school
>fucking chink
>decide pussy eating time
>kiss her neck down to her tits down to her navel to her pussy
>see the spiky jet black hairs and nope the fuck out
>played it off
>kiss her pussy once for good measure than went back to pound town
I havent had sex with a woman since 2011, that happened in 2011

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Let P = "your mother had vaginal penetration"
Let Q = "she has had phallus' in her mouth at some point"
Assertion: P->Q
This is logically equivalent to P or not Q.
This can only be a true statement if Q is a necessary condition of P. This means that "having a phallus in your mouth at some point" is necessary for procreation. This is obviously false because procreation happens when sperm meets an egg, and having a phallus in your mouth is not necessary for a sperm to reach an egg.

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You were scared of pointy hair, user.
You're such a pussy.lul

That's okay, i've had a dick in my mouth too

*Append "which resulted in you" to P

>even your mother
Considering she was young in a conservative country during a communist regime, I really doubt that. Meanwhile degenerate w*sterners get herpes after their mothers kiss them.
Ha hahahahahahahahahahahaaha

I haven't, I physically can't either without hurting myself. I have some jaw issues that cause me pain when I open my mouth too wide. I'm trying to save up money for a surgery to fix it.

What's so wrong with having a dick in my mouth? I literally had a dick in my mouth like 30 minutes ago.

Are you a female, as referred to in the OP?

There's a lot of things wrong with that.

Why do you say that? Are you against bjs?

>Are you a female, as referred to in the OP?
Yes

>even your mother hahaha

>tfw find a big packet of black and white pics of mom- nude and preggo with you
>turns out dad didn't take them
>dad's buddy paid mom 300$ to take these pics

Yes, you absolute degenerate,

>Yes
Then you need to get off my board, cunt.

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>black and white pics
Get a load of this oldfag.

Show me where it says no girls allowed and I will kindly fuck off.

they were artsy, but it was the 90's
Honestly I'd frame and put that shit on my wall though

Ill show my dick the inside of your pretty little mouth.

Alright then, cunt.
here you go

>being in commieland
>he thinks this is good
m8