That'll be $7,99, sir

>That'll be $7,99, sir
Wut do?

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Ask if I can eat/fuck his ass.

Pay 7.99 and not tip

Pay 7.98 in pennies so they have to keep counting them over and over, thinking that they keep missing one.

Throw it on the floor, for good measures.

AAHAHAHAH WHITEBOI DRESSIN LIKE A GIRL LMAO IM DONE FSE

can I pay in dick?

>I seem to have lost my wallet, is there any other way I could... repay you.

Pay it and ask HER if SHE wants the tip

give him a tip if you know what I mean aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

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It's a crossdressing guy you faggot in denial

The fact that there's pineapple on the pizza makes me more disgusted then the trap.

>here's 8 dollars, keep the change sir!

Or alternatively rape

Woah, 0 to 100 real fucking quick.

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pay 8 bux and give her my large 8 inch dong in her thight bussy

Kick him in the dick and take the pizza and run.

>give the cash
"Now I assume of course you also want the tip" :^)

tfw no league pro bussy having BF

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This. I'd also make sure the money was really sweaty and dirty.

thank you, seductive pizza girl.

>wut do
Post this buffalo bill

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i can fuck her face as a recompensation

>girl

faggot detected

who is this cock goblin?

Holy fuck, this is pathetic and disgusting.

Fucking him would a disaster because he's probably clogged by pizza. Doubt he prepped at all.

How long until he goes on stage in drag?

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>get a $10 bill
>roll it up as you would to snort coke
>push the bill all the way up inside his ass hole
>tell him to keep the change

Just push it back with your dick like a real Chad

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I didn't order pizza, and that's not proper attire for a delivery driver; kindly fuck off!

Wake up because they don't deliver orders less than $10. Goddamnit, O.P. I can't whack off when you ruin the immersion like that.

Where is my drink????

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I'm afraid I only have 3.55...

>unzips pants

ok, here you go ma'am, er uh, sir? here you go, fgt.

wait, which one is the pizza girl? I'd say middle but he seems more fluffy desu.

His*

Originallono

What does he look like without all that shit on his face?

beat the living shit out of him, proceed to eat pizza

Sure, here you go, SIR.

>pepperoni
BEGONE

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good point oreganon

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pay $7.99 and give him a 6.2"tip

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Prosopagnosic retard