>got drunk last night >somewhere around midnight something got over me >"that's it, i'm leaving the house to go to a bar and get laid" >shower >brush teeth >put on fancy pants >put on shirt >obscene amounts of hair gel >obscene amounts of perfume >40 minutes of walking to town >enter bar >get nervous >get really fucking nervous >bar was crowded with humans >slither my way through the crowd to the bar and get a drink >slither my way through the crowd to find a seat >sit down >down the beer in 10 minutes >leave >40 minutes of walking home
in that time i could've watched like 7 episodes of Yuru Yuri 3rd season which i am already disappointed with but want to finish it.
>hair gel problem 1 >"perfume" just gonna assume this means cologne but you're not from burgerland >walking 40 minutes problem 2-100 imagining you did find someone willing to pity fuck you, where exactly did you think you were gonna go how was it gonna play out "okay yeah let's head out, my place is just 40 minutes walking distance from here, i apparently don't have a car" if the nearest bar to you is really 40 minutes and the only way you can get yourself there is WALKING, then you shouldn't be trying to have casual sex with people at bars.
in fact i don't know anybody who has casual sex with people at bars in the year 2018. i have been to a lot of bars and they all work exactly the same:
>nobody shows up alone unless you are meeting someone >you either go with a friend or with a group of friends >it is profoundly weird to speak to someone else in the bar without a good reason, unless they are the bartender and you are ordering a drink
the only people you talk to at bars are people you either know already or people who are affiliated with people you know already. the only exception here is people meeting up for tinder dates, but even they "know" each other even if they haven't met IRL before
it's maybe true that once upon a time, you could meet people at bars and it wasn't always weird, but that time is over. bars are not open fora. they are neutral, lightly-curated public spaces for groups of people to drink together.
Brandon Barnes
>problem 2-100 i would have obviously called a fucking cab, retard >just gonna assume this means cologne what's the difference?
>in fact i don't know anybody who has casual sex with people at bars where the fuck do people find other people for casual sex then?
Angel Smith
keep at it user it can be discouraging for your threads to always die/get ignored but don't let that take it away from you
With that logic bars are pointless. Might as well buy the alcohol yourself and meet at someones home. Save money in the long run that way anyways and strangers can't bother you.
Christian Martin
>never failed a course in my life >about to fail 5 right now
you are a female you want orbiters (or attention which are essentially the same thing) what hole would you least want a dick in from your three erogenous ones?
David Walker
not responding anymore user, have a good day and don't forget to drink enough water
>>"that's it, i'm leaving the house to go to a bar and get laid" Two out of three ain't bad, user.
>what am i supposed to do, like walk up to some random people and start talking? Yes. Listen for a conversation about something you are interested in, and interrupt. This is how you into social situations. It is socially acceptable, expected, and welcomed in places like bars. >Did you just say ____? I've been following ___ for years. What did you think about the recent ___? Feel free to lead with your own opinion, but try to keep the person talking 2/3 of the time. Ask people questions about their opinions and experiences.
Brody Flores
>hang out with Brittany,that a dumb cunt, at our local pub >drinking our vodka/orange juice cocktail >can't believe she actually bought the dress i wanted >she knew that i fell in love with it the moment i saw it >what a bitch >talking about how cool skyrim is >"d-did you say skyrim? fucking casual scum, now let me tell you how hardcore DMC3 on DMD is..." >"like omg wtf, excuse me? ehhmm goodbye" >what a creep yeah that's how it goes and fuck brittany, she fucking knew that lisa loved that dress and she just fucking bought it to spite her, what a cunt
Joseph Ross
>>Did you just say ____? I've been following ___ for years. What did you think about the recent ___? So fucking cringe. Do NOT do this. No one does this. It's just really uncomfortable. How would you feel if you were talking with your friend at some bar and some random guy you don't know suddenly started to butt in you comfy conversation? You would look like a desperate weirdo who listens to other people's conversations.
Carson Jenkins
>ask girl to be my gf >she says that her parents won't let her that she needs to focus on school >ends up with another guy not too much later
>ask different girl to go on a date with me >you're like my brother I don't like you like that
Josiah Morgan
>How would you feel if you were talking with your friend at some bar and some random guy you don't know suddenly started to butt in you comfy conversation? Usually, like inviting a stranger into my conversation. >No one does this. It's just really uncomfortable. You're showing your lack of real-world experience, user. This shit happens all the time. If you don't want to talk to strangers, you find a quiet corner or a booth, or drink at home. Randomizing social interactions is a major function of bars and pubs (read: public house).
What's your deal? Are you anti-social yourself? Bitter? Sheltered? Or are you some sort of russian troll working hard to create socially disengaged young men in America?
Lucas Thomas
>Goes to the bar alone >Sits down quietly and sip beer >Makes no effort to get contact with others
You didnt actually try. Unless youre good looking you will rairly get a free lay.
Sebastian Murphy
I go to bars alone every night and have for almost 2 years. I started out kind of like you. I went to one bar for a long time, eventually made friends with the bartenders and soon the other regulars. Got laid a couple times. Then I moved to bigger city. Now I go to 5 or 6 bars regularly and I know all the staff, bouncers wave me in, I can sit with pretty much any regular customer and theyre my pal. I shoot dice and do cocaine with one group of guys. Hell sometimes you get to stay after closing time and smoke inside (that was more at the bar before I moved, but sometimes here too). I have gotten laid quite a few more times out here, not always great gals but who cares? Just keep at it OP. Dont go all in just yet, and avoid becoming abooze bag alky like me, but just keep going alone maybe once a week. Go on the weeknights when its slow so you can sit and maybe talk to the bartender or something. Just keep at it
Henry Young
>the local drunk who is in his thirties
Jonathan Turner
I am 23 but yeah I drink a ton
Carson Cooper
>have a small group of people I say hello to >they all encourage me to come out with them on Wednesdays >in nightclub trying to imitate a dance moves I looked up on youtube. >all my "friends" are dancing with girls and making out with them >I'm just there alone dancing to crappy music >think of getting drunk, maybe things will improve >get very drunk >get shocking thoughts of just being a miserable loser >deep depressive thoughts creep through >leave the club and head home >induce vomiting 4-5 times >go to bed >repeat every single wednesday since january
I'm going to end it soon bros.
Hunter Butler
Get them to go to a real bar and not a club man. Clubs suck and im the guy above who goes out every night. Not worth it unless youre a good looking socially normal person. I am 6ft4 with decent looks and even I sperg out in a dance environment
Cameron Brown
Applied to med school. Everyone thinks I'm going to get in. Fail. Feels bad
Leo Green
Every time I try to keep a job
Zachary Cox
The first part of that hits too close to home..
Gabriel Rodriguez
>NEET failure college dropout with no friends, no relationships, no life >go to anime convention >get way too hot and sweaty trying to find the place, smell awful and feel sticky >no courage for anything >don't talk to any cosplayers >just walk around looking confused most of the time >go home after a short while >wait a long time for the bus to arrive >pass a group of scumbag teenagers who say I look like a faggot when walking home from the bus stop Even anime conventions can't save me.
