"fembots have it easy etc"

"fembots have it easy etc"

>be me on my 18th birthday
>decide to lose my virginity
>meet some married 37yo at hotel
>being penetrated when you're not really into it is uncomfortable, painful even
>he didn't even bother to eat a mint before kissing me
>get dressed and go home

how exactly is this supposed to make me less lonely than boy robots?

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why not meet up with a robot instead of some 37yo married chad? fucking whore.

>be me on my 18th birthday
>decide to lose my virginity
>can't
That's all.

hey fembot i'm single and i'll show you a much better time than that and also engage you on an emotional level and make you feel cared for.

Don't reply to this low quality bait.

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If you would have met a robot, he probably would be madly in love with you after the sex.

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Prostitutes exist

It's like your not even trying, OP. Holy fuckin shit.

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i dont want a man who will be that dependent

exactly

and when he has sex with a prostitute he won't feel any less lonely or sad

>femb-
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>ots have it-
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>-easy etc
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>99

what is so amusing

So you don't want soulless sex and you don't want love either.
What do you want exactly?

>be me
>be 12
>decide to do 12 year old stuff
>get raped by my mid 20s cousin
shut up bitch

Whore, slut, easy.
Go kys.

i want love not some creeper obsessed with me

he should have a life of his own

i'm not a slut or a whore

>own my own house
>have a career
>have my own hobbies
>have my own friends
now get in my house and be my wife

That's why you're on r9k, right?

>what is so amusing
allow me to explain
>fe-
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>-mbots
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i've been on Jow Forums since the day it was put online. Lots of inertia here. Doesn't mean I don't do other things or have other things going on

Pic related?

originaloreganooriginal

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Fembot. Do you get on well with your dad at all? Honest question. And no shit the sex was bad. You barely even knew him.

guys what the fuck just happened?

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>be me on my 18th birthday
>decide to lose my virginity
>meet some married 37yo at hotel

That's where you fucked up, bitch.

Fuck you for the nightmare fuel.

>>
see some more here, adoring fans.

>decides to lose virginity
>get a fuckdate effortlessly
>don't like it, yet don't quit
>don't tell him to eat a mint
>proceed to complain on an imageboard
I sure hope pic related is correct.

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Why did you expect a married man cheating on his wife to treat you any better than a prostitute?

You're just another whore in training, fuck off

>Being so choosy
So you can't be truly a robot

Wtf whore you ruined a marriage just to experiment?

There are plenty of single guys. What the actual fuck, why pick a married one

to be fair, she probably didn't have to try very hard to make that married guy break his vows.

That's bait. But if it's not, at least you have options.

I might as well just kill myself. I disgust myself so much I can't even go fuck a whore.

It's nonsense like this why no one takes your gender seriously. You want respect? Earn it you fucking whore. Hahaha little bitch turns 18 and literally first thing she does is degrade her character. Well done!

Why are you surprised that a stupid impulsive decision made you feel lonely?

Loneliness takes hard work and solid social groups to overcome, it's not something you get over in a whim. The only people who think fembots have it easy are sociopathic males (who see women worshipping them as easy and as the correct decision).

>some guy fucked me but I didn't like it
Is that all?
Holy crap I know it's bait but it doesn't even drive anyone here mad...
What was in your head? What did you even think of?

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Kinda like OP right

I have to pay to lose it and females can find anyone

just for you user, this is fitting for you
>upload failed
well shit

>be me 3
>want to watch Arthur
>gets fucked by 15 year old fem cousin

you didnt try hard enough, theres probably a disgusting slob with a warm hole willing to let you get it in.
remember, if you're picky you're a volcel not an incel

>casually decide "haha gonna lose my virginity"
>have no trouble finding a partner at a moments notice
>realize i didnt want that
>wah wah women can b robots too
>multiple bots claiming to want to be your bf despite your current used goods status


Like pottery.

Now get the fuck off my board, you dumb fucking whore.

Fucking chad, git off my board.

>I want love
>Lose virginity to random stranger 20 years her (his) senior

kys baiting faggot

And here I am, still foolishly hanging on to my penetration virginity hoping I'll ever find a guy I like at least half as much as my brother.

Why the fuck did you fuck a 37yo you weren't even into?

>how exactly is this supposed to make me less lonely than boy robots?

No boy robot will get to fuck a 37yo woman on his 18 birthday this easy you dumb bitch

Fembots BTFO

original drumpfin

This is a good frog cuddle picture thanks I just sent it to my girlfriend on Facebook

>volcel
That would be a nice Pokemon

why did you omit the part where he dropped a few stacks

You literally just gave away your virginity to some random guy. I would say there was hope if you didn't do that. But you did. Just like all the other thots who don't get fucked before their 18. You all group together and decide to get fucked on your 18th birthday because its "cool" and its "what you're supposed to do". God you're such a fucking dumb thot moron. I unironically hate women like you. There is no hope for the love of god just fucking kill yourself please. As a chad I would never be interested in shit like you.

Mein gott this low quality b8

Sagerooo