Fembots, how would you describe your ideal dick?

I'm so lazy that I don't even shave my dick at all

Average length, a little below average girth (t. small vagine), uncut, not shaved or trimmed, and curved up a little.
Of course, this is just me being picky.

give contact info, this is me

Is 7 inches average length to you? If so, I fit all those criteria except average girth.

This is totally me. I'm so happy to see that at least one girl prefers a thin dick.

What is your ethnicity, out of curiosity?

No 5.5 is average

White (amerimutt). I prefer white or asian guys.

What about Latino guys?

circumcised and shaved, everything else is w/e

so you don't like this dick?

I don't really have anything against them, I'm open to it.

MMM a veiny pale thick one is sooo hot. I prefer circumcised ones too

why dont girls like man bush

plenty of them do

You guys know that all of the "girls" replying are gay dudes, right?

I think it's a mix. There really are girls on Jow Forums, but also plenty of dudes that like cocks

My ideal dick is silicone desu

ehhh kinda, I'd like it better if he shaved though

interesting, I think that one is pretty much perfect. although I prefer shaved nutsac

do any girls like to watch guys pee?

I was gonna ask that question myself. I fantasize about girls watching me pee and vice versa all the time

Who the fuck keeps making those pathetic threads? And why is it getting bumped? Where did these failed normies come from?

so big that it bulges out of my stomach, so much cum that it makes my stomach grow

I stick with hentai and dildos

A little veiny is nice. I like a penis thicc. I'm not so picky for length but I haven't had any very long so I'm interested in trying it at least once.

They don't have to be shaved by any means but trimmed would be nice.

not really, if I ever spied on a guy peeing I'd only do it to see his dick, not because the act of seeing a guy pee turns me on

>tfw no qt fembot gf to watch me pee

Have you ever spied on a guy's dick?

Yes, I would definitely like to watch a guy peeing. If he wants to watch me then that is okay also.

I like the idea of peeing out in the woods or something together too.

Can't say i do.

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the dick that's attached to Chad

You don't shave your dick.
You shave your pubes.

wow this is my fetish exactly, if you are still here email me (i just made this throwaway): [email protected]

i'd really like to talk

non-veiny and attached to someone I feel affection for

also intact is nice but I'm not that judgmental

Good luck user, I gave up finding a pee fetish girl long ago.

>attached to someone I feel affection for
Yeah, that is the number one most important thing for dick preferences.

it's not the peeing so much as the level of comfort with someone where being in the bathroom at the same time isn't a big deal, that's nice

Are you a hungry skeleton?

Even my screen names are always something to do with pee desu.

I don't know what that means so I'm gonna say no, but you should email me

Yeah outdoor peeing together is super cozy

I'm honestly shocked, I'd be down for chatting if you are but I'm not a hungry skeleton.

Are you a girl?

That's definitely part of the fetish for me

I like the way girl's butts look when they sit down to pee, and I also like the sound of their stream

Yeah lets talk about piss.

>shiny smooth penis when really worked up
>mottled with big exploded freckles like a horse, and the glans is totally dark on the underside
>average-ish but shaped like a curved baseball bat, fatter on the end than the base
>comically large load

Perfectly freakish, just like me.

Cool, what kind of contact info do you want?

nope, too scared of getting caught + I'm not that curious

when would you even get the opportunity?

Whichever one is easiest for you

discord is good for me, mine is jr#1430

If you don't have that just let me know.

I bet that glans smells soooo good

I dunno, at a party maybe? or by "accidentally walking into the men's bathroom

fembots, would you grind your ass on a guy's face while playing with his dick if he wanted it?

have you ever accidentally seen a penis (not counting those of children)?

can you accidentally put my dick in your ass

I would suck your dick afterwards just to get a taste of fembot bootyhole, and I'm 100% straight

>jew detected origieeedoods

Pee fetish femanons please respond

Feminine and hairless

hello i liked being peed on

being around girls peeing gets me sooo fucking hard, I love that distinctive female pee sound, the sighs of relief, and the big booty/thighs pressed against the toilet seat

I know a have some femanons ideal dick
>8"
>shaved
>uncut
>attached to a cool guy :)

that sounds like an all around great dick but probably too big for some girls

i don't really care about the pee itself, i just like the degredation of the act of being peed on

i would like this dick if it were cut

It doesn't have to all go in, you can still have sex only going a few inches deep

yes, it's kind of a dumb shitty story but I'll greentext it
>go to beach with some family members for summer break
>stay at ok hotel for the night
>share room with mom, dad and siblings while my aunt, uncle and cousins share the room directly facing our balcony
>go out balcony to get some fresh air and enjoy the sight (you could sort of see the ocean)
>opposite room's blinds are slightly open
>see cousin just lying on his bed watching tv completely naked, oblivious to the fact that I'm watching him
>think "so that's what penises look like"
>go back inside and never tell anyone

what was his penis like? did you like it?

I don't demand much. About 22 cm in length is enough, but it needs to be thick and also a bit knotted

what do you mean by knotted?

4-7 inches, cut, good length:thickness ratio, smooth, no veins, no hair, good coloration

How do you mean knotted?

Take it to soc, move along no reason for yall to be here

You know like the knuckles on a finger, but along it. It is much better that then completely even

Knotted as in the bulbous part on the base of a dog's penis that swells up after ejaculation to keep the penis "knotted" to the vagina and ensure impregnation

oh you mean rigid?

What about a thick head and a slight curve, would that accomplish the same feeling?

hairy. maybe a little below average
>did you like it?
incest is wrong, user. I did not like it

Definately not. A curved penis is never a good thing

do you like this dick? does it accomplish the knotted thing you're talking about?

>A curved penis is never a good thing
>he doesn't know about the g-spot advantage

this, a curve feels better on the pussy, it presses against the walls