>tfw no average looking, headsucking gf
Tfw no average looking, headsucking gf
Tyler Martinez
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Caleb Lopez
>average
she's above average
Jacob Hall
>that tiny dick
I thought you had to be 8" minimum to get sex. Why did you lie to me Jow Forums?
Elijah Parker
>that
>tiny
y-you're joking right??
Jordan Hill
Bro thats like 6". Look at it compared to her palm size.
Nathaniel Phillips
N-NOOO, THAT'S NOT TINY OKAY??!? IT'S SURELY ABOVE AVERAGE!!!
Michael Gomez
Dicks are the same as guys in general, if they are aesthetic as fuck, you can get away with being average, as long as you're not less than 5'10/6 inches.
Camden Jones
>headsucking
Anthony Price
Or maybe most people don't care as much about dick size as some guys on the internet think they do.
Chase Nelson
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DICK SIZE IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT TRAITS. D-DICKLETS BTFO.
Carter Smith
if i asked an escort about my dick size, would they bullshit? im insecure as fuck about it despite sleeping with girls before
Adrian Morris
I'm pretty sure escorts/prostitutes do not care about dick size and probably don't even notice. You'd have to ask a normal woman.
Jacob King
>You'd have to ask a normal woman.
They'll lie as well. It's big if they like you and care about/are in a relationship with you and tiny and pathetic if they don't.
Ryder Scott
So what you're saying is women don't actually care and just use your penis as a way to stroke your ego or step on it.
Evan Walker
Anything under 7x6 inches is below average
Nathaniel Nelson
I have an 8 inch dick and the women I fucked sometimes commented I was small.
Why the fuck do I need some fucking 10x8 inch cock to satisfy them.
Jack Green
No, they do care and also weaponize your insecurity over it.
Aiden Carter
Stop dating female horses maybe.
Jordan Ortiz
Logan Thompson
you either aren't really 8" or everything you said was a lie.
Julian Parker
>average
mate stop watching porn or super models on your pc
go outside on the street and you'll see how many ugly bitches there are
she is above average (like top 25% even)
Josiah Bailey
>some of them are reasonable size
wow
Also I feel giving them a ruler is cheating, that will mess with the picture they draw. Should have just gave them a straight edge.
Oliver Bell
>8 inch
>the women I fucked sometimes commented I was small
Sounds like they were just trying to hurt your ego. Next time tell them it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Brayden Fisher
>that look at the end
I fucking love porn with cute and innocent looking girls