Let's Make This No Fap May

Say it with me, Jow Forums, let's beat the masturbatory devil away!

Join with me for this challenge, together with our combined hoarded sexual energy, there is nothing we cannot accomplish.

Join in, brothers, and let's rid ourselves of the demon that is a dependency on sexual release!

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1609752
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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12659241
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12506329
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Only queers touch themselves! Masturbation de facto makes you gay, you're literally giving a guy a handjob and being cummed all over.

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You...do know that regular masturbation increases testosterone levels, right?

No fap is bro-science nonsense

Effects of porn are not nonsense though. Quit now.

>you are brushing someone's teeth
>you are wiping someone's asshole
>you waste your hygiene products to clean someone
I hope you die very fast. :^)

This. The negative effects of pornography are backed by countless legitimate studies. You shouldn't stop watching porn forever, but just cut down on it. If you watch porn every time you masturbate, eventually you won't be able to masturbate without it.

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Masturbating:
>increases sperm production
>increases semen volumes
>gives you significantly better stamina and control
>strengthens orgasms
>increases testosterone production, making it easier to lose weight
>decreases chances of getting testicular or prostate cancer
>is a significantly more effective stress-reliever than meditation
>encourages better sleeping patterns
>helps fight off depression

Meanwhile, NoFap:
>could lead to acute penile atrophy; basically your dick gets a lil bit smaller after the 7 month mark
>decreases sperm production
>increases your odds of getting testicular or prostate cancer
>almost rids you of any stamina at all
>weakens orgasms
>decreases testosterone production, making it harder to lose weight (ironic, given that the whole 'testosterone' thing is actually one of the selling points)
>doesn't actually give you any 'superpowers' like heightened confidence, focus, mental clarity or sharpness (all placebo)
>does make you hornier, but that's just because you're not having any orgasms. it's like saying your body gets thirsty when you stop drinking; of course it does. that's just how the body works. NoFap doesn't mean you're going to be having more sex, it just means you'll be walking around desperately trying to hide a boner all day because you haven't cum in weeks
>decreases your patience, making you angsty and frustrated with everything

So it's settled. There is literally NO reason not to fap.

Do you have a bigger resolution for that picture?

str8 boys cant close their mouths because then their lips would be touching and thats gay

Jew science, actually believing this. I have never been healthier in a sexual sense than when I don't masturbate. The longer I go, the thicker and longer my flaccid cock gets, and there is even a slight increase in erect size, my heavy balls feel great and my ex used to love them like
that.

When I cum after nofap, my loads are huge and immensely powerful.

Higher testosterone levels also lead to higher chances of stroke and heart attacks. So it's not all upsides, really.

>Jew science
right about there is where I stopped reading

>cut down on it

Not how that works. You either quit entirely or remain addicted. All "cutting down" does is make you suffer more waiting for the opportunity to do it. Likely have 1 day every couple days and if they even follow that schedule they will just hardcore binge that day.

Lol this is absolute bullshit.

>the thicker and longer my flaccid cock gets
>there is even a slight increase in erect size
How much in both cases??

With flaccid the increase is at least double in length, and girth probably about a 50% increase, if not more. It feels thick and chunky when I don't fap, that is for sure anyway, usually when I fap flaccid penis is shrivelled and thin.

With erect, you're maybe looking at something like 0.25 to 0.5 increase in length, and with girth the same but potentially about a 0.5 increase.

My ex used to remark on it all the time as well. How heavy and thick my cock and balls felt when I hadn't masturbated, she used to totally be able to tell when I had fapped and when I hadn't, and she would get visibly disappointed when she saw I had, although she tried to hide it.

I am doing no fap april, but I've had enough.
I don't feel any better after 30 days.

nofap plateaus after a while, just stop fapping 3 times a day and start doing it once or twice a week and you'll start feeling better

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Everything on the right is literally me.

Picture for ants try again

>With flaccid the increase is at least double in length
WTF? Seriously? Did you measure it?

And how many days does it take for this doubling to happen?

I'm at day 11 of nofap, i don't know if it's a meme but it's a really easy challenge.

This is what subversion tactics and psyops looks like, folks.

>nofap never worked for me
>you can do it a little it's okay

NO! You cannot DO IT A LITTLE. You stop all out or you masturbate with a compulsion. Don't get me wrong, masturbating less is better than masturbating more, but stopping entirely is where god tier ascendance is at.

I didn't measure, just gauging roughly from eyesight, the separations on the underside of my finger are roughly perfectly an inch as well, so I can quick measure my dick with them.

When I fap regularly often it's around 2.5-3.5 inches, however when I do nofap for a couple days (depends on diet and lifestyle as well, but usually the mark is around 5-6 days) it's hanging at around 5 inches flaccid.

As for the girth, you can just see with your eyes. It is a incredible increase in flaccid girth, and it feels so good.

This is never going to work for me. Every time i try nofap, i can pull through for a couple of days, and then things start getting serious physically. I start shivering, waves of adrenaline start washing over me constantly, i can't focus on anything, i actually get mini orgasms if i just focus on those waves for a while. Not to mention i literally cannot sleep. I go to lay down, waves start getting stronger and stronger, i start moving around, shaking, sweating, and it just never stops. Lack of sleep and constant straining then gives me a massive headache, and i just become a mess. I'm never going through that again.

day 2 already horny af pls help

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not gonna work with all the porn posted on this shithole

Just give in, user. Bust a nut to my girl ;)

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What's wrong with her body?

>shoulders wider than hips
>pierced belly button
>probably tucked in penis
It's all yours, my friend!

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>keep watching porn goym nofap is just a meme

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Your girl?

Lol get the fuck out your basement you anime watching fucking loser

That's WWE wrestler, Paige.

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>keep getting super dry chapped dick-skin after fapping
What is the meaning of this. My technique isn't even all that vigorous and I shouldn't need lube or anything since I haven't been jewed. I keep having to take breaks for a few days to heal but I don't want to stop all together, cumming is too nice

No shit but the other two tards didn't get it.

Nothing wrong with giving up porn, it's a pretty disgusting industry. Still you can have a tug at yourself without the porn, it's fine.

>decide to nofap
>week 1 easy
>week 2 easy
>week 3 easy
>week 4 easy
>decide to fap since the only reason i nofapped was to see if it was difficult
>couldn't get hard
>finally get limp short """erection"""
no fap is a fucking meme

Porn is shiitty we can all agree to that right?
Fapping it is fine if u don't do it excessesly
There problem solved shut down the thread

I've actually noticed this as well. But I'm in the category of guys that gets retarded horny after like day 2. and I think my erect cock is bigger just because I'm actually getting those 100% erect boners instead of like 80-95% boners.

But I definitely noticed my flaccid guy got bigger.

/thread in a most original manner

>>strengthens orgasms

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>kids fap like a freak
>2 months later all these kids making threads saying how their dick failed them for real sex

Lmao.

Obviously not if you fap right before trying to cum again.

agreed im in rid myself of the hentai jew

No, let's make this Degeneracy December!
Fap away, my fellow cucklords of hell! Fap to the victory! Fap Heil! Fap Heil! Fap Heil!

HHHHHMMMMMM sounds jewish top me

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Not completely. Masturbation does decrease your t levels but only if you fap all the time. Anticipating sex however greatly increases it.

Instead of complete no fap (which is even recommended in 'become a trap' guides to lower testosterone over a long period of time)
regulate your fapping to twice or thrice a week. It has the positive effects of no fap without the negative effects of no fap.

>Implying nofap (A term coined on reddit) isn't the real jewish trick
>Blaming the jews instead of counter arguing

This is what subversionary tactics look like, folks.

Popularized on Reddit, discredited on Reddit by fake idiot supporters and fedora tipping Jew science worshippers.

Hurr Durr must be Reddit Jewry to stop you masturbating.

Just try it for yourself, you have literally nothing to lose.

Bones are bullshit
Estrogens are osteoprotective
Test lowers bone density and renders tendons prone to rupture.
Rest is on point though

If I don't fap for two days I can't fall asleep at night.

what'd you break nofap for anons?
pic related

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>jews are behind the porn industry
>jews are behind nofap
uh huh.

>pseudo science
>anecdotal evidence
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>thinking.jpeg

gotta pick one, user
>amiright

post the original res!! reeeeee

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Res? What is res my friend?

I might try this but only because I heard it feels amazing after saving up for a month, not because of any retarded selfimprovement

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Improve yourself, man. Have some self respect and love.

I was going to reply with a simple "no" but I forgot about the robot

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Cheering for you, mates: I could never make it

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Started a new job last week and didn't fap all week might as well hop on this

My nofap has begun lads. I'm 15 minutes in to my month long nofap, May 1st 2018 - June 1st 2018

Feeling good, no temptation yet.

Do it with me, mate. It's good to have companionship on this journey. The road is long and the night is dark and full of terror, but if we stay strong and true to nofap, a rich bounty will be ours and ours alone to inherit.

I may just go forever if I can. I'm not going to necessarily stop at 1 month.

10 years nofap AMA

What is your net worth? How has it affected your relations with women? Do you find them desiring you more? Do you find you can easily dominate and control other humans?

Ok, I think I need to make my intentions for doing it this long more clear, I didn't do it to get women, I did it because I gave up and wanted to purge myself from the desire and need for sex since it was never going to happen anyway.
But I do see some difference, it is easy to exert your will in social situations, my net worth is crap, but nofap isn't a cure-all for everything.

more so, I also want to add it has health benefits such as enhanced immunity and a buffer against premature aging.

also perpetual stamina, you never 'run out of gas', it's like a battery inside you with endless power and energy. I've done it so long I'm forgetting some of the benefits because I take it for granted now haha.

Stop larping. No way this is true. If it is, i'll pay you to record a video of you cumming.

no larp, honest.

how much for a video of you cumming?

lot of shite, i can wank over fucked up vids and then my next one can be just thinking about a girl/scenario, no vids/pics needed

you couldn't pay me enough, that's anathema to me, I despise orgasms, they make you 'normal' and weak again.

Well, fuck bro, you convinced me. I was about to beat the devil out of my dick, but instead will do a little writing. I wish you the best of luck in this endeavor user

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1609752
>10.4 mg Zn/d, treatments of 1.4, 2.5, and 3.4 mg Zn/d decreased the total semen zinc loss per ejaculate (6.29 vs 3.81, 4.68, and 5.03 mumols/ejaculate)
> Seminal loss accounted for 9% of total body zinc loss when 1.4 mg Zn/d was consumed. Seminal phosphorus concentrations were elevated during all four phases of zinc depletion (28.4 vs 32.9, 31.0, 34.2, and 33.6 mmol/L)
>The findings suggest that serum testosterone concentrations, seminal volume, and total seminal zinc loss per ejaculate are sensitive to short-term zinc depletion in young men.

Here's some of things zinc deficiency causes in men:
>susceptibility to all manner of infection (like toenails)
>hypogonadism (not enough testosterone to make you a real man and kills confience)
>can't exercise without getting your ass kicked by simple exertion
>mental lethargy (laziness, defeatism,etc)
>generally impaired neuro function (difficulty paying attention or garnering information)
>prematurely thinning/receding hairline
>shitloads of acne (probably falls under the lack of immune defense category)


ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12659241
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12506329
>On day 7 of abstinence, a peak of serum testosterone appeared, reaching 145.7% of the baseline (P

i want to kidnap you, tie you down, and force you to have an orgasm by stroking your penis until the pleasure overwhelms you and it just happens out of your control

sexual pleasure is mostly mental, I would just shut it off with my mind, how do you think I got this far? I honestly not bothered by lust at all, it takes time but you eventually learn to control it.

not in men user, physical stimulation would eventually overwhelm you and there's nothing you could do about it, you would just lay there tied down, helpless, unable to move while pleasure washes over you until eventually you have an orgasm and cum, just like that

Can you explain that last bit for me, I'm a bit retarded. Does this mean 7 days of nofap results in increasing buildup to a maximum on the 7th day, and that if you do not ejaculate past that point this maximum achieved on the 7th day will remain in your system?

Or does it mean after the 7 days it just depletes again on its own even if you don't ejaculate?

It's pretty obvious masturbation is fucking shit for you. You can fucking feel it man whenever you cum, you just feel like shit and tired and empty.

Doesn't feel right, man. There's a reason things like this become taboo in the first place.

well, that's your opinion. for a guy who's been jacking it on a daily basis for his whole life, yeah, they have no control of their lust. look how difficult it is for newbies on nofap, it takes time and persistence to master the urge.

oh god i want to stroke your penis so much, i want to make you cum

Shut up man, go away you fucking vulture roasty. You're like fucking leeches any time a man builds up his reserves, it just fucking kills you to know he has that life essence pumping through him, fueling him, the seed of God powering him through his days.

You fucking hags are a blight on man.

the answer is no, by the way I hope you're a femanon, otherwise you need a beating

you see how women are threatened by nofap? the act of a man in control of his sexual urges terrifies them.

just give in user, there's nothing you can do about it, you were at the "denial" stage before, now you're at the "anger" stage, and everybody knows what the next stage is

>penile atrophy; basically your dick gets a lil bit smaller after the 7 month mark
I haven't jacked off ever and my cock is huge (7.25 inches), also how tf do u get penile atrophy when u can still have erections?

Yeah, any time I tell a woman in real life they get super agitated as well and start trying to flirt and talk about sexual stuff all the time.

Because you don't get it, it's Jew propaganda bullshit. If anything masturbating frequently and ejaculating actually makes your cock smaller.

retard otfjr57gkglinal

Didn't have this pic saved. Thanks user.
It's a shame she looks like shit now.

>Never provided evidence for this claim
Oh, okay then.

why don't we have months where there's nothing BUT masturbation?

Must be something wrong with your dick. I did NoFap November and on December 1st, I was as hard as a rock.

As opposed to all the evidence for no fap right?

tfw I already can't masturbate without it

Oy vey, goyim! He needs not any evidence! Listen you your Lord and Savior Richard Dawkins on masturbation, he tells you the only reason for anti masturbatory movements are religious and based on flying spaghetti monster superstitions!

Mr Richard Dawkins says to go out and masturbate to your heart's content to lol, cp, scat porn, zoo, necrophilia, rape, fisting gangbangs, piss parties and anything else that your penis desires.