Do girls really expect guys to shave their balls?

>Vagina needs to look exactly like this and be clean and shaven blah blah exact standard only
>WAHHH Why do women not wanna put their face by my HAIRY SWEATY DICK AND BUSH

I don't and I'm 120 pounds, user.

That is extremely odd then. Its generally just having a low body fat percentage. Are you like 5'0"?

>tfw no stinky fembot with a hairy sweaty vag and push to put my face into

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is what robots really believe
Is it just delusion out of not wanting to put effort into bathing and grooming
Uh ..uhh ya it's ..girls think it's guh gay..ya..

I'm 5'6, I had no idea that was normal, damn lol

And then you realize when you do that in real life how incredibly gross it is.

That's how men's legs are supposed to look like. Are you some kinda woman-hating meninist with hairy legs?

Dude clean shaving your balls is pretty fucking gay. Women are not sexually turned on by them visually like gay men are. Women do not fucking care if you have some hair down there.

i've fugged a few women, from my experience the older they are the more hairy they want you to be. very few, maybe 10% give a shit if you're hairy or shaved.

also older women are way the fuck better at sex

idk but that feel when shaved balls and fresh from the shower is 10/10

I don't shave the bush though

You are speaking to a girl in her mid 20s retard
When you grow up you won't be so self conscious

>You are speaking to a girl in her mid 20s retard
Taking estrogen, playing dress up, and mutilating your genitals does not make you a girl faggot. Fuck off.

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I will be honest though, the ONLY women who will think it is gay is normie popular Stacey types. Also the younger ones mostly like ignorant teenage girls

I trim my pubic hair and around my dick, and keep my ass shaven.
I don't touch my balls though. It looks retarded though but w/e. Getting ingrown hairs on your sac sucks.

>she likes effeminate men
sounds like my gf when she's on her period

Not him, but I'm a 150 lb skelly, and I have veins all over my forearms.
Personally I don't like it desu, It looks gross when you're skinny, and really only looks attractive when you have significant muscle underneath them.

>i am a GRILL
>I SWEAR
>PLEASE LET ME BE A WOMAN

pathetic

Stop watching so much porn. All you do is let shekelstein inflate your expectations of reality.

I mean, for a ONS I don't care much if he has hairy balls or not but if he expects a long term relationship he's gonna have to shave.

>>>>>
LMFAO

OH NO NO NO NO
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHE THINKS SHE HAS A CHOICE!

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHALKFADKJALJKLJSGDJG90SG590JSGJ90SG5JSG5J90

I don't have veins in my arms and i'm not obese pretty sure not everyone has them.

They're pretty gross if your not ripped anyway you just look a junkie otherwise.

Do guys really expect girls to shave their pussy and asshole?

What could a woman possible gain from a man having clean shaven balls. Yeah every other woman and their ball sucking fetish sure will appreciate it.

It has nothing to do with porn. Men shave their balls out of their own free choice because they don't want their balls to look like Osama Bin Laden.

No, they don't care. Trim up with some scissors, that's all you need to do.

yes because i won't really touch them otherwise. if you want the whole deepthroat, fondle your balls, double hand twist package you're gonna shave em. sorry.

I don't wanna be with a guy who has been brainwashed to think it's normal to have hairy balls. Shaving your balls is basic hygiene.

Why the fuck do you shave your ass, no one is ever going to see it unless you're a faggot?

Except its more normal and natural to not shave at all but whatever.

>I'm a girl
No you're not. Originally.

I want my guys to look like guys, so if you were with me I'd be completely fine with you not shaving, if you wanted to shave though for whatever reason I wouldn't give you shit for it, although I do like hairy more.

I think the best bet is to have a patch of hair on your bikini area but have the dick and balls themselves shaven.

Just a preference. Having a smooth butt feels so much cleaner than having an ass crack full of hair. Don;t have to navigate through a jungle when wiping either.
Barely takes any time too desu, like 1-2 extra minutes in the shower once a week.

Stop larping faggot. Just cuz you suck dick doesn't mean you're a girl.

>girl shaving asshole
>faggot
????

That's fine, and so is trimming, but worrying so much about the state of your pubic hair is kind of silly.

Do guys really expect girls to shave their cunts?
I mean come on, it's just hair, pubes, what are you so scared/disgusted of? Dumb virgins.

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You don't penetrate someone's balls.

meant to respond to original

That doesn't make it any more valid. Your balls have to looks presentable in the first place if you're to be allowed to cum inside.

>tfw your balls move a lot and hang at weird angles sometimes

why can't they just stay in one place?

Damn this cock has a really thick cum vein, mine is much thinner than that. I bet he has huge loads

>That doesn't make it any more valid.
It absolutely does. The only reason you'd shave your nutsack is if the person wants to suck your balls.

not really, I have done it before, she didn't shower for like two days, and it was hot, they only get bad when they have an actual vaginal infection

Shave the sack and shaft, trim the rest. Shaving it all is gay, and not keeping it tidy is a sure way to ensure nogf

No men shave their balls because they love having smooth balls.

post pics user I want to lick your veiny arms

I shave every week. Why wouldn't you shave. All the benefits.

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Gf loves to grab my balls and cock while I enter her. She loves them smooth.

better shaved only because I want to suck on cute balls like ops pic

yeah I realized that after making the comment, so I deleted it

Surprisingly I am actually a real biological woman,
only Stacy is going to think you are gay for shaving your balls. Besides who cares if you are a gay or if it IS gay to shave, only extreme normies are that homophobic to be afraid of a shaved ball sack. I prefer women and men shaved it's a sign of cleanliness.

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My pubes grow back faster and thicker than my facial hair.

I'll delete mine too then.
Enjoy your day user.

you have a gross looking hand and I don't know how that proves you're a woman.

What about man legs?

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why the fuck are those legs so hairy?? men are disgusting

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>I want my boyfriend hairless and feminine
might as well date a girl or a trap at this point

how does it feel knowing you have shit taste?

How do you shave your balls? Any time I try to shave my balls they're really sensitive and I can't hold the razor there long

be a man pussy thats how

No, but you could post your feminine penis maybe

after doing this for a year my gf has asked me to stop doing it, so ...

very few women would expect for a man to shave their legs, and those women probably aren't worth getting involved with. no need to worry.

how do you even go about shaving your balls? seems like it'd be quite difficult.

manhands desu user

sorry, was originally meant for .

>be hairy and ugly man
>still expect 9/10 Stacy
This is why our society is falling apart

be my mommy dom pls

okay, you can pull off a voice like Bailey Jay

tits will do just fine

Stacy is the pure white blonde who's only attracted to pure white hairless football jocks.

i never suggested that an ugly dude could land a 9/10 stacy, just that hair isn't an issue for most women.

This is the first time I get a boner from looking at a dick. Heh, I guess there goes my heterosexuality

Those look like my legs

Maybe shes on birth control it has similar effects

>putting sharp objects anywhere close to my cock or balls
Yeah no

Does anyone know how to correctly shave their balls? I tried once and cut a little so i didnt do it again

youtube.com/watch?v=_njbEiFsE3E

Source. I want to see more angles of thsi dick.

I wish I had a big juicy cock like this

That's definitely a trap. Also I cringed so hard it's giving me a headache now.

Do guys really not shave their balls? How do you stand the itchiness? It's fucking unbearable.

If you expect a girl to shave her pussy, you should be expected to shave your balls

Only hair wicks oil and moisture away from the skin and having hair is actually more hygienic. Shaved balls becomes sweaty and gross really quickly.

No it's not you retard
Orignallaly

Massive virgin detected

Women like how grotesque male genitals are

Vascularity is basically all genetic unless you're a bodybuilder on roids. Guy in OP isn't that strong but has visible veins because he rolled well on his birth stats.

Except it's a lot harder to shave balls than vagina