Why not join the military robots? You will be drowning in pussy and money if you do

You must be doing something wrong then
Pick your rate, choose your fate. Obviously you didn't choose a job or go to a unit that deployed or went to sweet places where you'd get non taxed, hazards pay.

Because I am not a tool for idiot politicians and rich ass corporations.
Also , fuck having people tell me what the fuck to do 24/7 365.

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You forgot to say sir before and after all that. Now do as you are told !

You're also never going to be wealthy with that mentality. You think youre too good to ever take orders.

That's not even how it is haha. Chill out with your Hollywood movies

what if you've never had a gf in the first place? dont i have an advantage over the other dudes in the army who are literally being Cuckolded?

Everyone is bi in my branch so if you're into that you have endless cuddle buddies

Whatever you say ...now be sure and stand up when the big boy enters the room and you better not be sloppy.

>was in marine corps for 4 years
>never fucked a girl
>drank all my money away

OP is a retard

That is typical of someone who can't think on their own , You actually think just because I refuse to live a lifestyle of being told what to do 24 hours a day I can never be wealthy as if being a pushover in the military is going to make you rich lol- the world is literally filed with people who have never been in the military and made their own riches.

hmmm
i will speak to a recruiter

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My country has a shit army that doesn't actually do anything.

I would have if not for misophonia and anger issues making living in close quarters with others a ticking time bomb

What if you have a disqualifying skin condition that is difficult to hide?

You want Robots to go to a place where they will give them guns , explosives , and possibly let them drive a Tank ...

Literally waiting for my flight to boot camp right now friend. I should be taking off in 51 minutes.

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Yes, they can let out that pent in aggression.

Good job fellow robot. Most robots are pussies.

I don't want to be drowning in money. I don't want women. I don't want to kill for israel.

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In my country military joins you.

My best friend did this. He does work a lot at times but hes made some friends with the guys he works with, fucks a couple of the enlisted girls. He even paid a bit to sleep with a japanese porn star. He spends lots of free time out at bars and stuff too.

Why don't you join your best friend? Don't you want that kinda life style too?

>Can I join the Iran army?

1. What you said about women and money is a lie
2. I shouldn't have to literally sign my life away just to have sex
3. I refuse to help perpetuate male disposability
4. I'm not giving the elites one more body to use to make themselves richer
5. Fuck the military in general

I am a manlet. Maybe i'm just a shitty person but when I see short men in military uniform I just feel bad. I know if I joined the army I'd look like a joke

It's more likely that they'll let it out against their drill instructor and the guys in their unit, if the shit I've heard about hazing is true.

>WHY AREN'T YOU DYING FOR ISRAEL GOY?

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Spent 6 years in.

Didn't get laid once.

I have permanent double vision and loss of strength and control on my left side.
I would love to die, but the military wont have me.

Pussy takes my money and calls it 'hers'