Eurobots, what is your country?

>Russia

but yes I suppose Sweden are /ourguys/ really

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Croatia is a better match
I am from Estonia
I am still a virgin (18 y.o).
My question is how do I get laid without asking a girl out
Hard mode:
>prostitutes don't matter

France we really need to talk..

any other virgins from this fucking piece of crap?

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>England

I have never searched for that, mostly it's "how do I suck my own dick"

Joke.Just look at Greece

It's hard to be gypsy and virgin same time
>rape is so much easier

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I wish our currency wasn't so worthless

akchully we are not gypsies, why won't you look up some statistics and stop behaving like (pol)?

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Sweden here. It's so obvious everyone here is pretending to be happy.

Thou camst proximal to mine belief, profligate.

UKfag here looking for somewhere to travel this summer cause I'm on the verge of literally dying of boredom and loneliness. Where's inexpensive and robot friendly? I was thinking Czech, or Croatia. I don't want to normie destinations that are expensive, nor do I want to go too far east into Borat territory.

Can confirm. Whenever I get very drunk I also get pretty upset I can't put my legs over my head.

why dont you have euro?

go to poland
>cheap if you come from the civilised country
>looks nice
>not too hot
>not too cold
>good beer
just try to avoid bydlos and gypsies

LE PINARD C'EST DE LA VINASSE

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Our economy isn't strong enough or stable enough to move to euro. If we did now everything would crash and burn

I dont see no problem sir.

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oh that sucks
get better romania

Swedecuck here, the weather is just unbearable, I consider moving somewhere warmer, possibly the Balkans because I feel home everywhere in Europe but there's this constant tendency among warmer countries to spontaneously start wars which is especially true for the Balkans
What's up with hot climate and warlike nations, does the warm weather affect your temperament? It's definitely no better in here

Yes, but I think there's only, like, three of us. Everyone else makes fun of me for being a virgin. Apparently our women are very easy.

Slovenia don't do it

No. Who doesn't know how to make a fucking sandwich? The fuck?

I see quite a few Poles here in wales. They're nice enough, girls are qt aswell

I was considering Northern Europe (Iceland, Sweden, etc.) but my reasoning is to get away from the shit cold weather I already experience. Also, they're expensive

every Romanian woman I've met had a really peachy ass. You guys are lucky to have them

Really? From my experience Romania seems to be a lot more reserved about sex than other countries. Maybe I don't go out enough.

Cum adica esti virgin user? Pun pariu ca nici nu ai avut vreo prietena pana cum haha sorry

Yes, that's also my experience, but everyone manages to stop being a virgin by 18 anyway. They just don't brag about it.
too true user

Don't worry about it dude, we're all in the same boat here. I'm sure you'll be able to find someone meaningful to do it with. And if not, you can always find enjoyment and fulfillment in other hobbies or activities.
Stay strong comrade

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what the fuck is wrong with Spain and Portugal?

>but my reasoning is to get away from the shit cold weather
Thats why im going to Malta biiiiitch

Oh, boy, what isn't?

>how do i steal the diamonds?

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>serbia
>how i build a hydralisk
Nigger we don't even play sc here

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>What's up with hot climate and warlike nations, does the warm weather affect your temperament?
Yes. Notice how the darker skin, the more violent the person? Both are caused by too much heat and sunlight. Shit melts your brain. I hate living in such a hot climate.

That's probably why so many of you don't know how to build a hydralisk.

Id love more swedecucks in my country.
They're so hot and superior

>Albania
>Croatia
>Sweden
>France

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What's a Hydralisk?

>typed this out on Jow Forums
>filled out a google captcha
>pressed send and is awaiting an answer
>could have just instantly found out if he did the same on google

Holy shit you might be onto something, user

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And you typed all of this shit out instead of answering him

I did, but I can't believe that many Serbs play StarCraft.

We don't. It's bullshit. It would be surprising for it to be vidya related at all, but if it was cs or dota related I could see it.

Trying to insult people on Google doesn't seem to work. I used the correct website for what I typed.

>how do i stop drinking
>tfw frenchfag alcoholic
ouch, it h-hurts lads.

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albania confirmed robot country

"how do I compare thee to a summer's day" is a Shakespeare quote you uncultured brainlet.

>how do i use a screwdriver
The absolute state of Belarus

vas te faire niquer fils de pute

>how do I activate my genitals

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omorati-ma in plm o data

We have the best wines