Alright, all gather. The summer is on the verge of it's arrival...

Alright, all gather. The summer is on the verge of it's arrival, and the sorting hat will choose of your new board that you shall be lurking within.

Newfags, inscribe a sentence, and I shall choose your new summer home.

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>not pol not pol not pol

the magic hat speaks to say
/y/

>The berries may yet have not walked this land

>please pol please pol please pol

The autism sissy has invited you over to show you his minecraft house. You follow the directions leading you to a shady low-income apartment complex. You're slightly worried about being robbed but you do it for that autistic boipucci. Dodging packs of negros, you find the apartment number and hesitantly ring the doorbell. You can hear noise from inside as you wait, lots of moving around and what sounds like obscenities in a female voice. The door opens and the ecstatic boi looks up at you with a big stupid smile and a "Welcome, fren!". As he takes your hand and leads you to his room, you can see a woman in her late 40s sitting on the couch with a glass of wine staring at you in disbelief. You look around and see what you would think was a kid's room if you didn't know better. There's a stuffed bear on his k-on themed bedset, and posters for anime and games are taped onto the walls. On his monitor is a paused window of Minecraft in front of an /sortinghat/ thread opened in his browser. You can see a pink sleeve stuck in his closet door. You hear the door you both came through close as he rushes to his desk, eager to show you what he made in his game. You come up behind him and pretend to listen to him as he excitedly talks about some stupid miney crafta shit with his eyes focused on the computer screen. He doesn't notice you staring at his ass, legs, and little bare feet. After a minute of this you get impatient and move closer, reach down into his little shorts and grab his soft, squishy ass. He gasps and pauses, then looks back at you with surprise and sincere confusion, only able to let out a "h-huh?"

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o=
it says
/s/

the hat says
Jow Forums

Kill all niggers. Not black people.

I want to fucking die or commit a mass shooting. Possibly both.

the hat says
Jow Forums
moar btw

the hat says
Jow Forums
originalulolcxcx

the hat says
Jow Forums

Please just don't give me /b/

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sorting hat endorses gayposting on r9k
antifagposters btfo

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>I am addicted to my betta fish

Free me from bondage, kudasai.

Take me there hatto

the hat says
/v/
jj

the hat says
/y/
faggot

I can't pronounce wingardium leviosa

the hat says
/soc/

LeviouSAHHH

the hat says
/a/

the hat says
/b/
...

Andrew Jackson was a great president

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the hat says
/getoff4chan/

the hat says
Jow Forums
originalu

Send me home

the hat says
/x/

I want to die
Originally of course

the hat says
Jow Forums

Hat speaks the truth

the hat says
/lit/

uhhhh can i get a big mac no onions

the hat says
/ck/

Death is preferable to lonliness

My SWF folder has over 500 files.

None of that gay shit, thanks

Make me happy, hat-sama!

searching for the wisdom of the sorting hat.

Why is Jow Forums 99% normalfags nowadays? And how do we fix it?

I have come here since the first day of the board's inception and now feel insanely detached from Jow Forums's userbase as it seems it is filled with children and people who can't create original content for the life of them, but I keep coming back, chasing the entertainment and feelings of community I used to get from this place.

Kill all females and extroverts.

The best thing about the nutshack is
it's title typography, it's really stylish.

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Poopie de scoop
Woopie de scoop

bust a fat nut originally

>Please nothing boring please please please

I wanna stop being such a brainlet please

>omg i got slytherin lolool XD
harry potter is normie af

I'm learning piano

the hat says
/sci/
the hat says
/diy/
the hat says
/s4s/
the hat says
/b/
the hat says
Jow Forums
the hat says
/lit/
the hat says
/soc/
the hat says
/b/
the hat says
/gif/

Normies think they are special and part of a elite group just for reading them

Classic /ck/ posting desu

I will lurk /x/

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yeah but you can't just read them you have to obsess over them as if they are holy writ. and you have to consume all of jk rowling's SJW porn on her twitter

I wont stop until I am satania

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Please don't say pol.

Seriously why is she so cute? Shes the only anime character that I find cute

Fill the void in my life hat

What about me, mighty hat?

I love orbiting attention whoring thots

Jow Forums makes me angry frequently yet I come back to it every day, I'm bored and unstimulated a lot of the time, and I procrastinate on my work to the point it affects my grades in uni.

I only go to /b/ for the occasional roll thread and boss fights. Everything else on there is just celeb and trap threads.

hey I just want some quality content

Please, hatto... Guide me to the path

The Wizard needs good badly

*food
my post is ruined

Mainstream media is ruining art

Sorting hat is a newfag, himself.
SWF = Flashes
/gif/ does not host flashes.
does.

Back to ledddit, hatfag.
Take your Harry Potter fans with you

we know what wisdom and knoledge are but we cant put a worthy definition on them.

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Something that has porn but also has meaningful discussions

I barely have the will to live as it is

I hope I get Griffindor

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