Help me Jow Forums, my mom caught me hummingbirding. I've never seen her look so ashamed. I tried to explain how it doesn't hurt the birds in any way, but she just walked and went off driving somwhere without saying anything to me.
What the fuck do I do here? Have any of you guys been caught before, and how did you deal with it?
>Move out
That's not an option for me right now, though I'm really afraid that my mom will kick me out.
You need to kill yourself user. I literally watch girls swallow mice alive and I even think this shit is terrible.
You gotta move out and kill yourself.
holy kek what the fuck is that
animal contraband
Deny it and say it was just a dream
>mommy found the hummingbird hammock
Jow Forums and Jow Forums would unironically believe this was for sexual purposes and use it as proof of a degenerate society, then claim they're redpilled
This user is correct. The only way to purify yourself is with fire. Walk into a public place, yell out your sins and light a match.
I think we're all missing the important question, how the fuck did you catch that many hummingbirds
nani what the fuck
include me in le screencap
honestly OP I hope your mom and dad beat the living shit out of you. Wouldn't even care if they held you trapped in the basement, fucking fag
That is an actual thing? Fuck kicking you out, you should be sectioned
OK...I'll bite...what the fuck is hummingbirding and why do you do it?
What kind of sexual pleasure are you suppose to get out of this?
hi its mom i kick you out
>hummingbirding
Never knew such a weird degenerate thing existed until now. Thanks OP. I have seen everything now.
theres only one way to repent user.go cleanse yourself in cleansing flames, and never come back please
Tell me about OP, why does he wear the birds?
What in the actual fuck op you degenerate?
Try to get her to start humbirding too. Duh.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE ROBOTS
I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO HUMMINGBIRDS
what the fuck man think of the animals
And I thought I was degenerate. Assuming this post is real, what the actual fuck? Do you derive sexual pleasure from having a bunch of birds strapped near your dick or something?
IT DOESN'T HURT THEM AT ALL REEEEE
I hope you at least feed and take care of the birds when you don't wear them
>assuming this post is real
Include me in the reddit post please.
what even the fuck is hummingbirding? is it like, putting poor birdies in your underwear? why the fuck would you do that, user? are you retarded?
i can not find an actual google result for this image or hummingbirding.
what the fuck is this user and who the fuck is doing this.
What the actual fuck OP? I hope she throws you into the streets top kek
i just love how internet has made it possible for all the weirdos of the world to find each other, and made it easy for us to learn about them. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
those poor hummy birds
Hahah I am also curious
Is this a fetish or do you sell birbs?
I BUST GUNS AND THEM BIRDS I MOVE IT
POLICE KNOW WHAT I DO BUT THEY CAN'T PROVE IT
I TAKE YOUR PANTS, MUSIC BUMPIN' LIKE WHAT
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY, I'MMA CRASH THE SHORTS UP
i have drawn a picture of a birb
increed me in the screencap
Exactly what im thinking my nigga. I hope its smuggling hummingbirds are cool
what the fuck OP
why'd you do that
what is hummingbirding
is it a fetish
i thought i was degenerate, thanks for cheering me up user
>all these newfags
Jesus Christ its gotten bad
Pls we need moar
You gonna answer the questions yet or what you disgusting fuck face.
screencap me you reddit faggots
jesus fucking christ my sides
you can't be serious right now OP
sceencap pls
To all the newfags, the badge on the top says douane which is french for customs. The guy in the pic was smuggling the birds and got caught.
You all are idiots.
This is a picture of someone attempting to smuggle animals.
holy shit
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT SHIT MAN
Include me in teh screen cap
oreganopo
Also how do I get humming birds?
these type of threads are the sole reason i havent killed myself yet. thanks OP
Of all the things to smuggle why hummingbirds?
include me in the screencap
gunjygay is a massive faggot
OP is a faggot - the image is from 2011 and some dutch tried to smuggle hummingbirds.
dailymail.co.uk
This image is old as fuck, If I recall correctly its someone who got caught trying to smuggle hummingbirds into another country for some reason.
So to any of you reddit faggots looking to cap this for your epic r/Jow Forums post, fuck off its a larp thread.
b-but why user?
You could have just jacked off like the rest of us!
if you believe that OP is telling a true story, you need to go back
>the sheer number of newfags in this thread that haven't seen this a million times
I call a lot of shit degenerate, but this, this is true degeneracy. Kill your fucking self in the most agonizing manner possible and don't even bother asking for forgiveness because you deserve none.
I hope everyone in this thread is just countertrolling.
This, PLEASE answer THIS!!!!!1
Put me in the reddit screencap please. Thanks
>Go on to Jow Forums to see what you degens are up too
>See this thread
God fuck man, i didn't even know this was a thing, i'm giggling like a fucking school girl right know this shit is hilarious
Why did I come here...
I could of been a normie if I didn't stumble across this website...
old Jow Forums is back
why would you do this?
how and why?
Is everyone on r9k retarded?
>Y U DO DIS
>FVR WHAT PVRPVSE
>OMG user MAKES NO SENSE
He obviously does it so they vibrate in his pants and act as some sort of vibrator/sex toy. Is it that hard to make sense of these things you retards? Am I the only user with an IQ over 100 left on this shithole? Fuck you all. I will take over the world and make you my slaves, subhumans.
im scared to make the image larger
image is a smuggler trying to bring birds accross customs
idk what OPs degenerate fetish is tho
If not physically, then definitely psychologically
Dude you think that's bad my dad walked in on me huffing our cat last week.
>Muh screencap
Found the redditnigger
>Reverse image search
>It's an origional picture alright
>Best guess
>Snuggling
>google hum hum bird muggle smuggle
>youtube.com
wow was it really that hard to find the source and point OP is a faggot...
I don't fucking care, this thread is great REEEEEEE
redditor btw
he said reddit in the post. great detective skills there chief
this desu, op's pic is clearly a smugglers contraption not his pants
You are a dumb faggot, this is old as fuck and used to be posted frequently, only new fags think this is cap worthy.
It's not the content, it's the reactions.
>Muh old Jow Forums
You mean the same dumbass shit that was in the old screencaps back in the day?
RUDE! Birb are important!
>include me in screencap
>include me in screencap
>include me in screencap
fukken gold... reactions
Please fuckoff back to r3ddit
YOU.
FUCKING.
TOOL.
Please at least tell me you bleached their bills first.
Just keep your fucking mouth shut and pretend it was all some stupid prank or dare or something. They'll probably just put you on probation, give you a fine and make you see a psychiatrist or something. As long as you keep your story straight and your head down for a few months you'll be okay.
Keep it out of your parents home from now on, it only takes one fucking idiot to wreck it for everyone.
Shut up! It's our latest autism detector.
>half chub in the third pic
user...
I've seen those pictures before and they're about some guy trying to smuggle in humming birds, could be OP's fetish though
>all these newfags ITT
oh wow
all the people who thought that thats for sexual purposes kek its just exotic wildlife smuggling stupid
>That is an actual thing?
No you retard. OP is joking and the image is of some Colombians or some shit smuggling in "exotic birds" to pawn off to some rich fucks.
I bet he thinks of the animals often.
You know that isn't the case. This site is full of legitimately retarded people.