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Very comfy night lids watching my childhood waifu

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Mayuri look in the top right window in op pic

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I suppose, do you have any suggestions that aren't hanging or suffocation?

I'm uncut (but quite tight) and I use my spit to wank all the time. It's quite dry and uncomfortable otherwise

Anyone else like holding in their shit for a really long time so they get a massive backlog of stinky farts?

>he doesn't know are Tim
State of you. I want to know the chap is in the window to the right of the pub. Looks like a footballer but I can't tell which one

BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME
FOR MEEEE
FOR MEEEEEEERRREEEEEE

is that the proper method to wash one of those slinky rats?

Going to see the new Avengers film tomorrow lads.

Is it any good?

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>May tomorrow
>don't think Sagiri's done the OP for it

I wank dry but lube or spit does make a nice change

i've done this once or twice before but it's fucking gross unless you've brushed your teeth right before

no, don't give the jews money either

Seeing as I've some free time now and prior OP guy hasn't said anything I'll whip something up quickly, don't expect anything detailed though

>Is it any good?
Black window
Hulk
Spider man
Captain america
Green bitch
Red knife dude

ALL DIE

Belting lad, pure belting. I'd keep it down until you see it because some wanker is bound to spoil it for you. I'd get out while you still can, quite honestly.

cutcunt here, have never used lube and all the times I've used lotion it felt bad

What about rapeman?

I remember in the late/early hours when I was a kid that would be the only cartoon that was on. Terrible, boring show

I used to get up early at like 5 AM on Saturdays to watch Pokemon

TOP LEFT TOP LEFT

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I actually want to watch that Rapeman hentai tbqh lads

I already know most of the spoilers tbqh. Still want to go see it though.

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>tfw someone will never wash my willy like that
I don't think it will be an open coffin thing if he's being cremated but it's going to be rough either way. Best of luck

thank you for turning your trip back on for this thrilling personal post

He lives to rape another day loki dies too.

>What about rapeman?
He was fine, he always brings protection and makes himself scarce

Was wondering why you mentioned the gym pic. Based Sag adding /aregal/

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favourite character in cloud atlas was the ultimate qt korean waifu

she looks so soft and lovely to kiss and cuddle

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woahzers whats this from?

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Nah I drink a lot of water so all the food gets washed out. I've got a bit of a spit fetish too which helps

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Saw it today.

Very, very good and I had lots of worries going into it. They pull it off pretty much flawlessly.
DC dead and buried, they really need to focus on making top quality single hero films to differentiate themselves I think.

Thanks for Britfeel lads, I'm not meming or joking. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Everywhere else on the internet, even most of r9k makes me feel like an outcast just like irl. Thanks for making me feel a little less ashamed of being a friendless, dropout neet.

i have not done cardio for about 4 months until today and i done a lot better than i thought. How much cardio do you retain if you have not done it for 4 months? i have been lifting weights though

Hello all.
My name is Alice, I will be frequenting these threads from now on.
I am a trans girl (boy), currently thinking about transitioning but my lack of money prevents me.
I will answer any questions so that you may become properly acquainted with me, I am sure we'll all get on just fine.

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'tis very cute lod

The film title is in the pic lmao
It's shite apparently, that scene was the only worthy thing

The Wachowskis
Dropped

Shes a fat pig now

Get off my board tranny scum

Psssst Alice is a nonce

replying to it baka

Can you describe how you look pls?

you don't like the matrix then?

Your thinking of the just you bitch

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Post pics of yourself in panties faggot

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he's gonna reply with 'muh something'

1st one and the Animatrix thing, they ripped off ghost in the shell

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I think we can all agree this is wonderful lads

reddit.com/r/aww/comments/85vcsf/this_child_after_being_freed_from_isis_by_iraqi/

forgive the plebit

this cloud altas is shit so is sens8

shit, I've watched the ghost in the shell movies and anime show, but I forgot the part where they're living inside a computer simulation.

Why do British people like specifically talking to other British people about their feelings?

>The Wachowskis
The dangers of autogynaphillia

A truly divine specimen.

Of course.
I'm five feet and two inches tall, I weigh around 50kg, size 7 feet, blonde hair, blue eyes, peachy bottom.
I will in future, but only if someone were to buy them for me, I'm really poor.

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Post a selfie and I'll judge whether you can pass or not
size 7 for 5'2 is huge

This might be the laziest attempt at a character from Cr*na so far. Just pathetic

Reminder it's too late to transition and you will ALWAYS be a 6ft1 ugly hon

Will you become SPs gf(bf)?
fuck off judgemental cunt

Literally one of the major themes, simulation thoery and the nature of reality.

Jesus

You lads seen Dark City?

talking to a girl on snapchat lads what do i do...

Hello Alice.
currently thinking about PERFORMING A BRUTAL DAB ALL OVER YOUR POST
This is your life now

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So lads, who's the funniest British female comedian?

Stewart Lee tbqh

Nolan massively ripped that film off

That lanky goofy one who makes jokes about herself
She's fucking hilarious

not necessarily the cutest, but maybe the best

>female comedian
>funniest

come again lad?

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>PERFORMING A BRUTAL DAB ALL OVER YOUR POST
HOLY SHIT BASED LAD

SP YOU THRISTY CUNT

I think it would be improper to post pictures so soon.
Certainly, I wouldn't mind a relationship with any one of you folks, but only if it was sexually driven, I wish for someone to fund my transition; I offer occasionally my body as reward.

I couldnt name any British comedians from the last 5 years of either gender

You probably missed the 'female' part but this actually works

Miranda Hart, without a doubt

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Might as well introduce myself too. I'm Hinata. I'm not a trans girl, I'm a boy (boy). Been lurking and posting as user for ages, been thinking about tripping for a while now

Quick overview of my views:

>ebin
Insecure intellectually-impaired retard
>tilde
Narcissist and covert deceptivist
>crona
Narcissist and overt deceptivist
>gooseberry
Pseud and ignorant of being deceived
>moni
Probably a character, hugely lacking self-awareness
>jun
Brainwashed snobbish basedboy degenerate

>Political views:
Jow Forumsfag

Robot/cyborg/normie status:
Robot

Personality:
>straightforward, don't like playing games or beating around the bush
>self-assured
>intelligent
>reclusive

Interests:
>vidya
>anime
>debating online
>imageboards

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Yes also heard they copied them too

How old are you and what area of the country are you?

Alright lads, let's just nip this one in the bud. "Alice" is Gooseberry. Move on before this gains traction.

This webm just upped the stakes

youtube.com/watch?v=De9bpbXBg-4

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>You probably missed the 'female' part but this actually works
Nope, I saw the female part.
Women are not funny, so I said Stewart Lee instead

>>ebin
>Insecure intellectually-impaired retard
>>tilde
>Narcissist and covert deceptivist
>>crona
>Narcissist and overt deceptivist
>>gooseberry
>Pseud and ignorant of being deceived
>>moni
>Probably a character, hugely lacking self-awareness
>>jun
>Brainwashed snobbish basedboy degenerate
based, you can stay

Just had a really sad thought that this lady is probably dead lads fuckin 11 years ago where does the time go

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don't remember much from his stand ups, might have to rewatch them

you are as funny as a fly on a shit, lad

Alice is Cr*na. I hope no one actually believes it and they're just playing along, but it's stupidly easy to force a character into the discussion

>probably dead
she's not that old

I don't really know any of the new ones either, but there are plenty of funny ones from the last decade

Miranda Hart is not very funny at all actually to me

har-har-har

I've just recently turned 18 and live in Bath, and you?

She's not that fucking old lad. People live to like 80 these days

Haha fair lad. Comedy kino right here
youtube.com/watch?v=CoNb_bswHa0

dunno lad a tranny trip is still a tranny trip

I'm not a tranny lad. This place is oversaturated with trannies

Ghost In The Shell = internal
Matrix = external

totally different.