Be me

>be me
>on vacation to south Brazil (I'm from Rio de Janeiro - the state)
>city is mostly of german descents, so low crime index
>at new school
>people ask a lot of questions
>tell them I'm pretty good at german
>they ask the forbidden question
"Could you say something in german for us?"
>Social anxiety kicks in
"Uhhh... U-um..."
>They start to disbelieve me
>Remember that scene from American Psycho, when a girl bartender says that they don't accept credit cards, so Bateman gets pissed
>"Du bist eine kleine verdammte Schlampe! Ich will dich toten und mit deinem Blut spielen!"
>WHATTHEFUCKDIDIJUSTSAY.jpg
>they look at me in a most confused way
>think nothing of it
>at home now
>reflect on the possibility that everyone there kinda speaks german, since I heard some people speak german on the way home (some of them spoke pomeranian)
>mfw

Robots, what should I do if I am right?

German band from the city I'm in
youtu.be/AyTZq3nSAHg

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kill yourself

orifbhv

You're not from there, so don't sweat about it
Also RJ is a shitty state

>>"Du bist eine kleine verdammte Schlampe! Ich will dich toten und mit deinem Blut spielen!"
what did he mean by this?

Yeah... Only the south states are less of a shithole

>wonder why...

>LOW CRIME INDEX

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You're a little fucking bitch! I want to kill you and play around with your blood!

>>city is mostly of german descents, so low crime index
ARE U KIIDDING? IS THE MOST VIOLENT CITY FROM BR

>>reflect on the possibility that everyone there kinda speaks german
NO MAN JUST NO LOL, PPL BARELLY SPEAK THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE, WAKE UP user

t. pardo

3.191th most violent city of the country (2013)

Being the safest city in Brazil is like being the smartest kid in the Special Ed room.

You should be fine, tell people it's a reference if they think you're psycho

>not VERSUCH JETZT MAL EINE RESERVIERUNG IM DORSIAS ZU KRIEGEN
Disappointing.

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Should I redpill them? In arts class the teacher was talking about how the whites "raped" this continent, and how there was no violence and greed here before the europeans (strongly implied). And they fucking agreed - basically white shaming them. Whole class looks aryan.

Bitte, Ich muss einige Videobander zuruckgeben.

Why?

Organically original

Right now army is at Rio de Janeiro streets because city governament managed to fuck up with public security and etc, militias kinda rule the city, idk where are you getting this info from, but I'm pretty much sure of what I'm talking about.

You could be in a safe city, but you can't say you met Rio de Janeiro if you're hidden far from reality, so bitch please...

also represent the higher GDP of the country

based rio grande do sul poster. most online friendships ive struck up w Brazilians have been from there

because the paraguayan immigrants

paraguayans are the nicest people in the world