Googleing reasons not to kill myself

doing yourself in is literally the faggiest way to go, at least become an alkie/junkie beforehand. i think about suicide a lot but it's so retarded, we all die at somepoint and unless you're being raped daily, you've got no excuse.

>because puppies are cute

That's a twee example, but even if you're miserable it's not like Earth is a literal lake-of-fire type Hell. There are always a few moments in the day where no one is giving you shit and where *something* is pleasant to experience.

>First cigarette of the day?
>Ice cream?
>Really good POV porn?
>Reading about something bad that happened to someone you don't like?
>Taking a really massive shit?

If you're ill in a way that creates acute and chronic physical pain, I can see killing yourself. But mental or emotional pain should be something that can be interrupted periodically, if only briefly. Aren't those moments OK?

If these are my reasons to live, fuck just hang me now.

>which forbids you from committing suicide
it doesn't. it's just a threat that say 'if ya comit sucide u go to hell lollolo''

Dont kill yourself. You will go to Hell and youll suffer for all eternity.

So normalfags think that you shouldn't kill yourself because of materialistic desires? Says a lot about them, really.

One thing i agree with is it really does help to just enjoy the little things in life, for me it's smoking dude weed, taking a nice bath and the playing some vidya, life's not perfect for me, it's definitely not what i wanted but i guess i just learned to cope and say fuck it.

>dumb atheists
i assume you like to start religious arguments online user?

Yeah man, you go to that layer of hell where you become a bloody tree that harpies nest in and eat you constantly. It sounds like a real bad time.

no the rick and morty one was bait

gotchu gud

Attached: tenor.png (640x616, 146K)

XD

here's your (You) for today

now get out.

>youll miss out on new star wars
Thats not the right site user that is why you SHOULD kill yourself
But if you do go through with it just know that you will OFFICALLY be a loser and nobody eill care about you
If you keep going you might gain people who care for you and wealth and all that
But who the fuck knows, just know that if you do it you can NEVER reclaim your pride

Well, I would have argued for the virtues of sunsets of Mozart, but this is Jow Forums. More people here would relate to the feeling of satisfaction that wafts over you when you take a really nice shit, so I went with that.

thx can i suck you now

Attached: funny-pictures-meme-pepe-pepe-the-frog-Favim.com-3795025.jpg (552x507, 34K)

Literally none of what you wrote matters even remotely because there is no reason for me to care about anything that happens after my death.

I know you were just fucking around. But your post was still relevant to what I had to say.

>So normalfags think that you shouldn't kill yourself because of materialistic desires? Says a lot about them, really

You just don't get it

Ted was right. When living is no longer a struggle materially, life becomes too boring. Surviving and reproducing are our goals, but surviving doesn't really apply to modern society and reproducing is only truly appreciated when you're attractive. So, the only purpose is to make yourself attractive. Everything else is an artificial goal to keep you from realizing how flawed a technological society really is.

Attached: IMG_1693.jpg (750x931, 190K)

>Eating pizza in New York City
The ABSOLUTE privilege richfags get gassed NOW

no it was not i would off myself right now if i had the chance but only with a gun because im a pussy

This. I mean if you are so much of a loser you gotta kys might as well get fucked up as long as possible first.

i life in germany btw

>chronic physical pain, I can see killing yourself
Delet.

Attached: 233A0757-4A0B-4904-AB87-6337C3D3B11D.png (509x619, 8K)

What would happen if someone failed and ended up crippled? would they be shamed and yelled at by their family?

No happens all the time. They end up being horror stories as to not commit (fuck up) your suicide.
*mumbletalk because fucked up deformed face*
>I tried to shoont mysewf n it is tha biggesht mirstake of mry life
>I dint know how many peenpol carend for me

Just try a second time?

how come whenever someone irl had an herod and ive heard about people are like "what an idiot" or they act mad about it? do people not actually act like that to said persons face of they lived?

The fact that you're googling reasons not to kill yourself means you should probably check into a mental hospital. You can be bitter and angry without being suicidal

Attached: PizzaMan.gif (185x220, 12K)

Fuck off nigger I don't want """""""""""help"""""""""""

Its never too late to commit suicide. Once you do, it will be too late to live. Unless you are 100 percent doubtlessly sure that continuing to live has no value, the value proposition favors the option that keeps your options open. Thats why I havent an heroed.

The inevitability of death means that all value life holds is retroactively erased

>getting committed
That just puts a red flag on your ass that prevents you from living a worthwhile life anyway.

Attached: 1458344691266.jpg (800x600, 197K)

I've been binge eating McChickens, champagne, and kit kat bars in an effort to not want to kill myself. So far it's worked out great.

I fundamentally disagree. A happy moment dropped in an eternal sea of nothingness is better than pure nothingness.

even though the pain would be short lived is it pathetic to only choose painless ways to an hero simply because even if they wanted to die if they werent comfortable with the method they couldnt go through with it?

I would say that people who choose non-painful suicide options are the most likely to regret suicide if they live or to have done it as a snap decision. If they're attempting to avert pain they're still using a very healthy model of information processing and threat aversion. People who use painful suicide have no concerns regarding pain, meaning they've shifted to a very different existential outlook where pain doesn't matter, they've already committed to their own soon-to-be nonexistence.

did you misspell in those greentexts on purpose cause if so good job user im proud of you son

Exacly brother but don't worry they will burn in the fire and brimstone very soon

>because you'll miss the new star wars movies
are you sure you searched up reasons to not killyourself?

My stepdad forced me in the loonie house when I was in high school and by the time I got out all my friends avoided me. Now I'm 23 and I'm stuck in wageslavery because nobody will hire me because I'm "crazy".

Attached: 1505785314769.png (500x485, 143K)

>google reasons not to kill myself
>"if you kill yourself, your significant other will miss you!"
>want to kill myself even more

Attached: 0231.jpg (709x765, 36K)

i dont bother with reasons. youll only ever see the argument for life because all the people who suddoku are ded and cant give you any reasons why suicide might be a good or bad choice. whenever i start thinking about kms seriously i just flip my lucky coin. its told me not to twice so here i am.

Attached: DYzLF6YXcAAH_id.jpg (255x176, 7K)

Its hard to fathom the majority of ppl are against suicide.. pasting useless phone numbers n shit. depriving ppl of a personal choice that lets them find peace.

dont attack suicide attack the garbage modern society causing depression. aww thats so hard isnt it normies... then dont attack ANYTHING then retard. let people find peace.

You're a bitch if you kill yourself. You basically cuck yourself in a sense.

That's the biggest reason not to.

what ways would you consider non painful? what about painful?

>not moving cities
It would be nerve wracking being known as the crazy guy. Even employers know?

I did move out-of-state after graduating. Your records follow you, dummy.

They're not geared toward people seeking help, they're geared towards fueling the LARP of roasties going through a "depression" phase. What appeals to some dumb vapid cunt with no real problems? Movies, puppies, bullshit like that.

>so cucked employers have access to his time in the loony bin
Just

are there seriously people with that level of fragile mind state that thinking about stuff like that could get them from an heroing? or is that mainly the "im gonna take a bunch of *name here* pills" people