Peeeennniiiiiissss...? What on Earth on you doing? D:

>Peeeennniiiiiissss...? What on Earth on you doing? D:

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>tfw want to touch a guy's penis so badly
I just want to hold it in my hands and examine it

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Cutfag lol

wru user

US, west coast, user.

So a girl takes this picture and it's fine, a guy takes the same picture and suddenly it's creepy, unless you're chad ofc

Look down you fucking homo.
Thank me later.

My dick is boring, I want to get up close and person with some other guy's dick, user.

Grindr. 2 hours and you're set.
You're welcome.

> Mom buys new iPhone because she's technologically oblivious
> Gives me former phone
> My first smart phone
> Had already heard about the apps
> Decide to give it a try
> Download grindr
> Put up my profile with a face pic
> No body talks to me
> Out of curiosity make catfish profile using attractive boy's face
> Hundreds of replies in so little time the app crashes
Being ugly is pain

I don't think that picture was taken by a girl.

I dunno...maybe one day I'll become desperate enough to download that degenerate app.

Too bad, Ohio here, I'd let you examine mine.

Examine mine

> Degenerate
Oh please are you a poltard for that matter? You're gay, don't be a hypocrite. If you don't want hook-ups don't do it. There's people there who are interested in something else. Why don't you try it?
Think like this. Your options:
> Remain virgin miserable and lonely
> Try it out and maybe experience something new.
What's the worse that could happen?

Have you thought about, you know, messaging someone first? Someone on your level of beauty?

That sucks, user :(
I'm in So Cal, where are you
>what's the worse that could happen
I don't want to get weird sexual diseases, man. I don't care if people on grindr are gay, but they are normies and normies are fucking degenerates who are filled with STD's

Play safe? Use condoms?
You speak, at the same time, like an old man and a prepubescent male.

Nor cal. Drop your dickord

>normies are fucking degenerates who are filled with STD's
You have been here for far too long. It's not healthy for you.

I'd grab it.

5 FUCKING CAPTCHAS!!!