>tfw babysitting neighbor's 7 year old daughter on friday
What should I do with her that's fun?
Tfw babysitting neighbor's 7 year old daughter on friday
Brayden Johnson
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Andrew Collins
Kids like piggyback rides.
Ayden Taylor
Pull her over your knees
Brandon Price
Watch a movie. I don't fucking know and nobody else here does just make some tendies or something.
Luis Parker
i heard kids like gatorade and vodka slushies
Ian Hughes
don't mind me everyone, just keep posting
Tyler Perry
Hug her in a non-sexual way, like you would the daughter you'll never have.
Leo Johnson
Watch cartoons together until she falls asleep on you. There's nothing comfier than being a sleeping girl's pillow.
Tyler Ward
Read Muammar Gaddadi's "Green Book" to her.
Benjamin Cox
Establish your dominance, and fuck her or gtfo
Luke Ortiz
Play the Bee Movie. Play the Bee Movie. Play the Bee Movie. Play the Bee Movie. Play the Bee Movie. Play the Bee Movie. Play the Bee Movie.
Luis Rogers
Finally
Took you guys long enough to post this.
Oliver Wood
Give her head pats obviously.
Daniel Nelson
Watch LWA on her parents' Netflix account.
Joseph Jenkins
Just be responsible and don't be a creep. It shouldn't be too hard.
Brandon Anderson
play games with her like fetch
Wyatt Cooper
play hide and seek after setting boundaries and a signal to come out from hiding
Evan Williams
Giving little girls head pats is fun for some reason, it is soothing.
Brody Reed
Give her some tummy rubs. Little kids love that and tickling.
Thomas Hughes
>watching (((western))) degenerate cartoons
Carter Bell
Ask her what she likes to do, don't touch her, and ask her parents if there are any activities they don't want her to do and/or things they don't want her to eat.
Elijah Russell
Are you going to their place?
Just leave her playing with her toys watch cartoons or whatever she does and occasionally keep an eye on here in case she does something she shouldn't. If she wants to do something with you don't be an autistic faggot and bear with it.
Jacob Brooks
find out a show or movie she likes and cosplay the characters with her
Xavier Diaz
watch liberated: the new sexual revolution with her and give her a look into her future and how absolutely easy her life is going to be without here even having to so much as lift a finger
Charles Scott
And teach her tricks
Nicholas Thompson
That's no little girl
Sebastian Parker
just watch Umaru-chan with her. Words are simple enough for a 7 year old to read. (I think?) I assume
Robert Jones
Redpill her on Assad
Luke Sullivan
Fucking A. Don't touch her. Obviously if someone's recruiting a fully grown man to watch their 7 year old daughter they must not think he's too bad but you shouldn't ever tickle/pat her ever at all, just to be safe. Imagine the parents walking in to you patting her. They'll call you a pedophile and your life will be ruined. It's ok to pat/tickle your own daughter but for fucks sake don't do that to other people's.
Lucas Phillips
Make cookies. Kids love cookies and it's a nice way to bond.
Asher Allen
Eli Bennett
Teach her the truth about about the jews
Ian Taylor
This. Also play candyland. You'll be the favorite babysitter around. There is nothing more gratifying than making a tiny person happy, in a genuinely non-pedo way, and you don't have to deal with any of the consequences like actual parents would.
I can't wait until my slut sister has a kid that I can be the cool uncle for. Hopefully it isn't black.
Caleb Stewart
Play handball with her on the side of your house
I used to do that with my 9yo neighbor girl and she loved it
Wyatt Howard
Give her an iPad and call it a day, smoke a cig and get yourself a beer. Your job is done.