TIME FOR THE CHOICE/CYOA THREAD BUCKAROOS

Future. Disease immune. Drugs

death pill for sure

Sounds like a metal album.

yay
posting classic
think of all the (You)s I'll get.

Attached: cyoa village.jpg (1400x8215, 1.96M)

Or not
I guess the threads just gonna die.

What if I use the Drug pill to experience all of the pills at once, forever?

>choice thread
>heavenly trips
i like this user we need more people like him

sex appeal pill

The future pill pretty much makes the money pill obsolete.

Sex appeal
Disease Immune
Wish

Top row is for suckers
Give me wish pill, death pill, and painproof pill.
Why the death pill you may ask? You never know.

>people no choosing the disease immune pill
You're gonna regret that.

disease, money, wish
use the wish pill to get more superpowers that aren't pill effects like immortality, invincibility, teleporting etc, GG world, also I got that cash money and can't get cancer anymore from shitposting here

Attached: 2a6.png (563x542, 260K)

Also, the wish pill can basically be used like the death pill but with a shorter cooldown, IE "I wish chad has a heart attack" or "I wish Stacy gets struck by lightning" which isn't an instant guarantee of death thereby violating the no pill based wishes rule but will probably still do the trick, blackpill is for brainlets as per usual

wish pill. You could wish yourself into anything you want. There are ways to get around the "no other pill" rule, it's just a matter of semantics
>instead of "I wish I could fly" it would be "I wish I could float freely wherever I want"
>instead of "I wish I had money" just wish for something that you could sell for a lot of money or wish to get away with a bank robbery etc.

drug pill
future pill
wish pill

I look into the future for things like genetic treatments or advanced stimulants in pill form and wish for them now
I use drug pill to replicate these effects since they now exist in this time
etc

Wish, wolverine and future. Other pills are nice but redundant if you have a free wish per week and with the future pill you can avoid wasting wishes.

>You're gonna regret that
Being immune to diseases is unnecessary if you can wish to get cured.

desu blanket immunity is a better option since you don't need to waste wishes

You get a wish every week.
It's not like their particularly scarce.

The wish pill is broken
>Wish for infinite wishes
>Wish to eliminate the rule about not being able to wish for other pill effects

>still nobody has replied to the village post
I was really looking forward to those (You)s.

Attached: death.jpg (800x563, 242K)

Painproof, disease pill and drug pill

>gives you the ability to have one wish granted per week
>granted
you already have infinite wishes you just can't use more than one a week

its too long and uninteresting

>Fly Pill
>Drug Pill
>Painproof Pill
I'll just be this bizarre, invincible super hero/villian until I die.

It's the best out of all of them, unless you're a normalnigger who doesn't want to fantasize about escaping into a /comfy/ village world.

the only proper choice:
>wish pill, because broken op
>death pill to start culling the world of filth
>painproof pill because why not
only other one I'd consider is future pill instead of painproof

fantastic choice, master bruce

post more plz

original e^(i*3.14...) + 1 =0

Attached: IMG_8514.jpg (865x758, 96K)

>hurr durr life is infinite
I wish for the week requirement to go away, moron.

lifespan tiki

Wish pill makes things too easy

So
>Sex appeal pill
>Money pill
>Fly pill
I would fly all over the world just to help people with what I have and not stop until I die.

Is too long, everybody knows it and the OP always gets all the replies in these threads. But whatever

Gothic Parish
Temperate
Mountains, Woodlands, Rivers, Waterfalls and Rock Formations.
Tower Lodge.
Town Center.
Pale Ring, Bronze Bracelet and Ragged Doll.
End of Reality.
Archivist.
Fairy Grove, Healing Spring, Old Castle, Floating Islands.
Christmas Cake.
Ruined Cathedral to get Smug Loli and Blossom Measow.
Nature Sprite to get Shiny Marble and Lonely Monster.
Decay City Ruins to get Floating Islands and the Rusty Dagger.

Green tiki. I want to communicate with the beasts.

Shit, I chose the Floating Islands twice. I change the second one for lakes.

Make all girls attractive to my eyes so I can find a not-so-attractive girl with a great personality and have a good time together.

Future, even if nobody believes me, it can be of some use.

>.
green tiki
unfuck my vision mate

Painproof pill, money pill, sex appeal pill

wish pill - obvious
drug pill - lets me be affected by the wish pill as much as i want (more wishes)
disease immune - HEALTH

Green tiki plz

future pill, and the other 2 based on what my future holds for the next ten years

I have a bunch that I'll post soon when I'm free, I'll post some comfy music to get through the filter too.

Attached: 1525073436458.png (1176x2727, 1.3M)

Purple tiki. No more man-boobs.

I'm taking the Mountain Lightning.

>Choose drug instead of disease
>Give yourself heroic dose of bleach
>Kills all bad bacteria/viruses/prions, but you and your microbiome are unharmed as there are no bad side effects
>Trip out on psychedelics afterward with no chance of a bad trip

>About to die of any organ failure
>Give yourself a bunch of doses of chemicals that revert somatic cells into stem cells
>No matter what organ it is, it will rebuild
>If it malforms, give yourself a megadose of bleach and start over with the stem cell chemicals until you get it right

>Any traumatic injury that doesn't kill you
>Megadose of oxycontin with no chance of addiction or physical breakdown
>A couple doses of stem cell creation repair traumatized organs

Don't even get me started if monoclonal antibodies or bioengineered viruses/bacteria count as drugs. "As much as you want with no bad side effects" is crazy overpowered. It absolutely trumps disease immune. It also trumps pain immune because you could flood yourself with cortizone and then stop the effect on demand by targeting the chemical with a monoclonal antibody (which can't cross react with anything because there are no bad side effects).

You could ultimately use the drug pill to bioengineer yourself with CRISPR technology to get an innate understanding of how to code crazy micro-machinery that gives you transhuman powers. Perhaps you could trump the flight pill because you could sprout yourself wings. You'd be able to fuel the metabolism that does this because you'd choose the money pill to be able to afford all the food that you'd need.

Besides that, wish. If I ever got in trouble, got discovered, made a mistake, etc. I'd be able to just wish it away. If I ever needed Chinese steel but there was some trade war going on, I could just wish the steel into my warehouse. If I needed a task done, I could wish it done. If there were an uncomfortable situation, I could wish it away.

Attached: 1524610998659.jpg (1209x1116, 377K)

That's stupidly autistic. Where are you going to get all those chemicals and stem cells?

sex
money
wish

I'm pretty lowkey don't really want to take over the world or kill people

A lot of the options are tempting, but making my waifu real is just too good.

You make the stem cells out of the rest of your cells. Read the fucking description:

"you gain the ability to automatically be effected by any drug that exists AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, no bad side effects."

Don't call me autistic because you're too retarded to read.

>supernova gives me absolute power over an entire dimension
Crazy OP, I'll take it.

I take the wish pill and wish the moon away.

Sit back, and enjoy the chaos until next week when I wish the sun away.

Throwback dew

>wish something crazy to happen to the whole world like that
>change it back the next week
>do something else next week
It'll just be a consistant pattern of crazy, unpredictable things happening forever.
Why destroy the world when you can screw with normies for all time?

All of them. Fuck this place. Oregano.

I only take the drug pill, with it I take every other pill with no negative side effects

Wish Pill, so I can have fun. First wish would be ageless, so I can reap the benefits. Also, it cancels the death pill. I could turn myself into something awesome like a fucking werewolf and go full ham on some poor asshole. The next wishes will be like life insurance so nothing can happen to me. Next pill would be the money pill so Im financially secure, because I dont want to wagecuck (wish pill cant wish for a good salary because that would collide with the money pill.) Lastly, disease immunity so I wouldnt get problems later in life even though Im ageless I could still probably get cancer.

I'd pour a can of Mtn Dew White out into the grail and drink it in one delicious gulp.
Anything to counteract spergouts and have muh waifus

I'd choose that top-right super genius tiki.
I don't want to die, but being a super-genius would be fine.

youtube.com/watch?v=4bhceZgdWFM

Lets go

Attached: 5.jpg (1200x2100, 835K)

Berry faux-meat slice, please.
I want to eat it and hit on you, cute girl!

youtube.com/watch?v=xAR36HZE11I

Attached: 6.png (1236x854, 189K)

Gotta take the chocolate banana
I'll actually have a story to tell and not be as boring

Purple tiki cure my autism please

It's hard to choose between Triple Jelly and Chocolate, but I'll get Chocolate since it'll last longer and it's guaranteed to be fun.

What happens if I eat the berry faux-meat slice but I don't meet anyone? Do I get to eat another slice?

Qt cat gf, please.

youtube.com/watch?v=XbS3tPO9sUs

Attached: 7.jpg (1200x744, 360K)

>Hellenic Seaside
It seems the least claustrophobic.
>Mediterranean climate
It's like my native Florida weather but better.
>Beachfront
>Islands
>Rolling hills
>Cave systems
>Coral reefs
I think this would be really nice, good mix of comfort and exploration.
>Cozy cabin
I could do a lot with it without being overwhelmed.
>Village border
I'd still be apart of the village without all the ruckus.
>Sorrowful mask
>Bronze bracelet
>Shiny marble
I'd destroy the sorrowful mask, use the bronze bracelets on any friends I may have and take the marble with me so I don't die so easily on my adventures.
>End of reality
For my last adventure I would look and see what I find.
>Fisherman
Would be nice and could justify me going farther out into the ocean.
>Fairy grove
>Galaxy lake
>Crystal cavern
>Floating islands
Maybe the fairies could help me find the islands and I could chill out there sometimes. The lake and the cavern would be really cool too.
>Lonely monster
All of the others seem like homebodies besides the loli and I don't want to spend too much time around a little girl. I think the monster would be the best travelling companion and she could help me navigate.
>Decay City Ruins
>Ruined Cathedral(would be cool if also in the Hellenic style)
Two more places to explore. The peculiarities in general are a pretty cool but the others are 2spooky.
For my bonus I take:
>Lake
>River
>Rusty dagger
>Nostalgic chief
More places to fish and a weapon in case I get in trouble at the ruins. The chief would also be nice to talk to and learn from, good way to integrate myself into the village community as well.

I'm imagining all of my choices melding together and I'm really enjoying the fantasy, good CYOA.

youtube.com/watch?v=0CmZtTxgGyk

Attached: 9.jpg (1864x2797, 1.12M)

Shit, it's hard to choose between warrior, rogue and spider but I think I'll go with spider.

youtube.com/watch?v=RQcLIm-s75U

Attached: 10.jpg (1200x900, 171K)

Put me down for The Thinker, boss.

Thinker sounds like the best choice.

youtube.com/watch?v=3_cnug2Duac

Attached: 10.png (1000x3071, 1.43M)

future
sex appeal
money

any other answer is wrong

Attached: 1524200378066.png (1193x894, 576K)

One of my faves, choose your waifu lads.

Attached: 12.jpg (1280x4500, 1.7M)

>meaningless
All of these are pretty useful tbqh. I don't have a washing machine so I would like the automatic clean clothes wish.

Mortimer sounds like a cool jerk.

I'll take the 10 dollars. That's more or less what I make in a day in this shitty country anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=mB5rsayMxrg

Attached: 14.png (1000x3065, 1.45M)

Give me The Mask, my dude.

Attached: Wojak is actually Hijak.png (1066x714, 179K)

youtube.com/watch?v=VnwD8zsGl2Y

Attached: 15.png (1000x7732, 1.53M)

Pidor is a nice guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=BiqlZZddZEo

Attached: 16.png (979x610, 230K)

future tiki or weed tiki because I'm a degenerate

Even though the money sounds good, since I live off of less than $10 a day on food, I'll go with the immortal liver.
My shitty diet has probably hurt him for so long, I need to repay him for the damages.

The other useful one would be fly mind-control, since no one will know your fly is your agent, you can have him suicide-bomb into people's drinks or annoy others you despise.

fruit boom and finish my phd - GG academia

youtube.com/watch?v=U2_x4svbX_o

Attached: 1512759599668.gif (760x1167, 1.83M)

candy necklace and black licorice