This is how I personally think every robot poster on this board,looks and acts like. Am I wrong in thinking this?

>Carl gets laid every once in a while.
By hookers, fat chicks and an East Euro mail order bride.

what do the fembots look like? or are they the same as the first pic?

Imagine this but with hair

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I am slowly turning into him yeah. Make enough money to live independently like him too.

Hey, It's better than nothin.

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That's the best and easiest way to get laid.

This literally looks like a fat version of me.
What do anons

But I am a girl, user..
Originally

(throws poky ball)
hey hu what can I say, (points finger)
the wemen's in the work place (glances behind him) thay fucked things up! (angry face)
so hu... I remember's when I was a kid everyone wanted me dead so I desided what the hell I don't pray to gawd so hey, why not be a parasite to society (rubbs back of neck)
so you have fun mucking me fry man! (angry face)

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i look kinda like pic related but with a bit chubbier cheeks, round glasses and longer hair

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Please fuck off in an original way

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I actually think that there are more minorities on this board than you all believe

No one gives a shit. Get lost.

you forget the auschwitz skelletons

>tfw no mommy gf desue

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great I'm a freakin' incel now.

he asked how people who browse this board looked so i showed him something close to me

I look like this but without the glasses

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ur not bad desu
get a nice haircut and you could be a qt

nah you got it all wrong .
Back when tiny chat was a thing, most of the board's users were closer to dean venture.

Scrawny pale dudes/

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I can only wish i was that alpha.

Why cant you post pics on this board
This board was meant for cam whoring

I look similar to that, just not as hairy. Give me a few years and my hairline will match. White undershirts, gym shorts, and track jackets all day erryday

Perry sure it's bland looking 15-25 year olds staring blankly at their computer screens/phones in the dark.

youtube.com/watch?v=LvWseXDsK_Q

i wish i was carl

i wish i could be half as badass as this dude. he lived his life to the fullest and conquerored metal mountain

How reliable are Carl's Super Bowl predictions?

Give it time
Just keep being miserable and youll end up being carl

I watched a Foreigner concert like three weeks ago. Shit was sick.