>Catfished a girl at school and made her think Im in love with her
>She says she doesnt like me so I pretend to be suicidal and send her a bunch of suicidal quotes
>Send picture of my glock
>She and her friend are freaking about telling me to stop
Omg please please please dont do it
>I tell her goodbye and stop opening her messages
>Today in class she randomly starts crying and leaves the classroom
This is how you handle roasties.
how the fuck didnt i come up wit this shit
How is it catfishing if you use your real identity??
i dont think he used his real identity
>has a glock
>wastes time mindfucking some dumb roast instead of shooting his awesome glock at the range
what are you even doing with your life
Im thinking of replying in a week and saying that im the boys mom and showing how much i hate her for being selfish and not accepting my boys love
>sent pic of glock in class
>cried hours after
??? were you ditching or did she have an incredibly delayed response
pics of chat pls
>glock
>awesome
I sent pic last night. She cried today in class.
but she saw you come to school? are you sure you're not just messing with a retarded kid
Id show pics of chat but its on snapchat so if I open chat it will show that im not dead since I read her message. She was really desperate to save me. Sending me paragraph. Fucking hilarious
I didnt send her my face. I used someone else.
honestly the best shit ive seen for a while now.
Then whose would he have used? He can't just be completely unidentified or else he's just some random person messaging her that she doesn't even know.
you should actually have gone through with the suicide
I have a catfish instagram. Have been working hard to make it look as real as possible for the past 4 years
how did you figure how to talk to classmates without them knowing who you are
Come back when you're 18 little guy
I know some of my classmates name. I find their account, follow, then go through their following list and find people I recognize and follow them
fake and gay
liuosydflfiuzysdflfuuz
are you fucking retarded? ofcourse he didnt use his real identity
Still, "you don't know who I am but I'm madly in love with you?" Seems hard to believe, but then again maybe she's just vain enough to buy into it.
Nice
Making girls cry is literally the best feel
We have been talking since november on instagram and snapchat.
Man, you really play a long game. The poor little roach.
>And I wonder why girls never liked me
>but it's okay, I'm just gonna say that girls not liking me made me this way so it's ok if I use the kind of emotional manipulation that I'd usually loathe roasties for using.
Underage b& are the worst.
Not underage and she deserves it for rejecting me a while back
>Not underage
>Takes rejection like a baby
Fucking pathetic, you're 17 at most.
>she deserves it for rejecting me
Back to plebbit, incel
18 and im just making her feel my pain. Only being fair