Deep down inside, you know you want this.
Deep down inside, you know you want this
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That dumb bitch can return that shitbox game at the low end game stop she bought it from.
imagine being on a killstreak on call of duty 1, having 24 kills with your clangang and this bih calls you and says she made lasagna for dinner. wyd?
>she views game logs
>so, I see that you've played for 96 hours
>we're going to have a long weekend
>*pulls out a double-ended dildo*
>aren't we?
That's kind of hot, but a little too overt. I prefer more subtle manipulation for the purpose of domination.
Too bad COD WW2 is fucking trash
I'd rather have a girlfriend that I can actually play the game with.
When a girl does it it's cute and funny and let's all laugh, lelelell. When a guy does it it's controlling and clingy and possessive and weird, what a fucking creep, ditch him bitch and go fuck some Tyrone's before finding a new betabux!
>lasagna for dinner
Of course, i love lasagna.
>playing shit games
>accepting shit games as a gift
If you disobey a woman in thus context, all youll get is a lot of yelling. If it was a man, disobedience would likely mean a beating.
originally cringe af famalam
I remember a similar thread like this where one user said the guy who signed this contract failed an astronomical shit-test.
You meant lasaga , or are dumb youtube memes unallowed too?
Not really. I'm not going to act all high and mighty and claim I've never played COD but WWII is bottom of the barrel, even for console fps
Also the part where she says "while in battle" always gets me
It starts with this and ends with you appearing as a cuck in lofi porn videos on xhamster with some guy called Jerral railing your wife.
Women beat men more than men beat women. And not all men have martial arts skills to hold a women correctly and safely when she flips off without having to hurt her to protect himself. And not all men are stronger than women.
I would love a woman this cute to boss me around, as long as she stays bottom during sex and i drive her around and she sucks my dick she can tell me what to do any time
call of duty is boring though
I really don't though. Not the game, not the overly controlling girlfriend.
Vidya is for fuckin fags. And so are women.
COD WWII is trash anyways
So you're her servant AND have to put all the work in during sex, she gets to be pleasured without having to do shit.
Supreme cuck.
It's weird and creepy either way, healthy relationships shouldn't look like that and she seems batshit insane.
I want a gf not a mother. Also people like her will never be satisfied and will keep taking until everything you do is just to make her happy.
If that means i have sex with OP image and get to arrive at family diners with her, sure
this
dude failed hard, she'll like the novelty of having got her way for like 2 weeks then the realization that her BF is beta will turn her off. She'll either continue using him for resources and eventually cheat or break it off.