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Please give me cutie croat bf.

Yeah, i was wrong. The baby talk is vomit inducing. My penis is dead. I'm calling the police to report this murder

>i have done nothing but edge all day for three days
Hhnnnggg

I love you too qt

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You have lots of willpower

but it's not ghosting we broke up, u can cry about bf breaking up with u because u where verbally abusive

Can someone please simulate a normal conversation with me.
I keep getting told to lift and be social since apparently that will help me be a normal person but I don't really know how to start on the second one.

i could talk when my class is over

But is it really a bot "romance" without someone bitching about ghosting?

Post contact info and I'll give it a try

Any Georgia fags here?

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Do you want to be kawaii user?

>tfw no smol bf I can princess carry to the bed and throw on the bed

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Yeah it's super fun though and get to be lewd 24/7 which is the life i want to live

hmm.... good question. what if you just play a victim card and is overly dramatic and theatrical while ">tfw bf broke up" and ">tfw no bf now" could that still be a bot"romance"?

>tfw cum multiple times each day
>can't stop being lewd

Not really. Doesn't interest me in any way

Yeah that's me normally lol i just get so horny all the fucking time, we should be constantly horny together

Could work. But only if I really went overboard and threatened to kill myself. Takes a lot my investment though and now autism than I have

You can be kawaii without being a trap you know.

I believe in u! make it work, get it out of your system. I know the break up was hard on you

england lads show yourselves
I need a les-tah bf

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I try to avoid doing it that often, but always open up something again because my dick is hard. It's an endless cycle and then you realize you did it for 7 times again.

>random hookup
>he's topping me with a condom on
>pulls out and puts his dick in my face
>takes off the condom
>I start sucking
>immediately hit by the taste of shit

Is this normal? What would there be shit taste after taking off the condom?

>7 times
God damn i max out at three

That's why I said I'm lewd for most of the day, it feels too good.

Post examples. Not that it matters, my personality isn't like that. If kawaii is what you're into then you'd be disappointed

I'm lewd all day but from edging and i only cum at night lol

Wanna send lewd stuff to each other?

Smooth boi that's also shy and slightly sub.

god i just wanna small bf to hold in my arms and i wanna play with his hair until he falls asleep fuuckkcckckkkcckkcccc

It was. I often cry at nights because of the loss of the connection we had, as I don't even know your name. How will I carry on. *Dies*

>be bottom
>live in small town
>only came across 3 other gay guys in my area on Grindr
>they're all bottoms too
>offer to top them if they return the favor
>they all refuse

Why the fuck is it so hard to find someone to fuck me?

>bottoms
Why do you even have a ding dong then

>often cry at nights
>broke up 15 mins ago
so, you had other bf's? U CHEATED ON ME!! breaking up with you was the best decision i ever made
hope the break-up will make you unable to sleep tonight aswell

Ugh being princess carrier would be amazing but tfw 6'1

Thanks user, you too

>Tfw Canadian Prairie, it can never be

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>tfw 6'1
just don't be fat

I am none of those things. It would not work

Lol this is hilarious but I also know how many people would be just like this irl

It's easily fixed user.

How do you know what shit tastes like?
Maybe it's just the taste of latex from the condom.

is that all our romance was? hilarious? a fun little side thing to u?

I think the unspoken part of that sentence slipped you: I was none of those things and I never want to be

It wasn't fun

>tfw no matching bf

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Ey bb cum be my bf. I treat you right, I treat you fine.
I'll give you the respecc you deserve.

My only condition is that you have to wear a fursuit and pretend to be my pet in the bedroom

>tfw too mentally ill for a bf
I really need to go and get help again

>hey Crush, i know class is over but i really need the notes from earlier can you send them to me?
>"you mean earlier in the semester?"
>yeah (sure, why not, im lying anyway)
>"sorry, i lost my first binder, but you can probably get them from someone else"

there goes that plan

OK but where are they? Make yourselves known

>tfw no long distance boyfriend to wear matching outfits even though we're far away
>tfw we could avoid looking corny because nobody else would know that we're matching
>tfw even if they knew and it was corny i wouldn't care because he's my bf and i love him

please do, I wish you the best

I know that feel. Some way I memed myself into a ldr but he probably hates me

>tfw extremely mentally ill but not seeking or interested in seeking help
it's all ogre now

>after 6 years of being a neet family finally forces me to get a job
>pretty fit because I always worked out
>girls compliment me at work, but I'm not interested
>one of my coworkers always seems to avoid me
>he's really cute, talking with him is always fun and I want to kiss, hug, cuddle and carry him
>don't even know if he's gay
Working like this feels bad and I'm too scared to approach him, especially because he only seems to avoid me.

>he only seems to avoid me
take the hint maybe?

silly question: you said send them to me? he takes digital notes?

He hates me and I gave off a bad impression? It has been years since I had to deal with people which aren't my family.

Doesn't have to be all of that. It probably isn't even about you. He might just be uninterested. People don't have to like you and sometimes you have to accept that

Why would he hate you? Relationships don't work out all the time

no, i was trying to get his contact information
but im too inept to outright ask

He's the only person there I want to like me. I can't quit the job either because my mom got it for me and it's pretty good for someone with no work experience.

>tfw no strong bf with stinky feet

>tfw no smoky angry bf

Why would you quit your job? So he doesn't like you, so what? Accept it and move on

I see. Well I hope it works out for you.

Sock user did you change your M.O.?

Nah, I know. I just really like him and my insecurities manifest themselves as a fear of being abandoned. I'm trying not to be too clingy due to this but it feels awful

I know what you mean, I often feel the same way. Some days I'll be absolutely fine and others I'll feel really insecure and awful in general. If he hasn't broke it off with you yet though I would assume he doesn't hate you though :>

I'm not the user you're thinking of

i haven't posted anything like that in days

Can I get a rundown on the discord servers? Should I join any of them?

just a bunch of tranny whores and furries and shit

>tfw you will never be special

You'll be someone's special one one day I promise you user

>tfw bf and i spend all day watching movies and flirting
>tfw you get to help with his morning wood
>tfw mom already really likes him and is excited to meet him in person
i made it
dont give up hope robots there's a great bf there for you too

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No, I know he doesn't. I love him and he says he loves me and I trust him but somewhere in the back of my mind something is screaming that I'm worthless and that he hates me. Unless he feeds me attention all the time which is why I wanna be clingy but I know I can't

nobody is special, people love them anyway

Then you don't trust. Stop lying to yourself

go to hell babe

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That is adorable. I'm happy for you user.

do neither of you work or something

im wrapped up on finals
bf is sort of a neet but it works for us

It's more that I think everyone hates me but I know that isn't true. Bf is more trustworthy than the little voice in my head desu

>my relationship is so fulfilling that I whore for attention from a bunch of autists

Rub it in some more why don't you, you worthless normalfag piece of shit

how the fuck do you afford to live? rich parents?

I have rich parents, he lives with his

and the truth surfaces

I hope so, user, I really do

Do you think the great figures through history felt that they were special? Do you think that made them happy?

I just hope its not one of those fake stories again.

Haha. No there isn't.