Tfw no psychopathic chaotic bf

>tfw no psychopathic chaotic bf

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>tfw no dom top chaotic tomo bf

Next date: morgue

i'd let chaotic kill me that's hot as fuck

How would you be good enough for him

i'd suck his dick and let him fuck me 24/7
i just don't think he's into fembots

Canonically bi according to the mythic lore but he hates sluts and degeneracy of all kind.
>fembot
Lol

i'm not really a slut if i'm only a slut for him after all

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chaotic senpai won't notice you so stop posting this thread

Stop trying to steal my best friend you rancid roast reeeeeeeee

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how do i get him to notice me desu

tattoo his name onto the inside of your roast hole

>tfw no chaotic neutral gf

owie
but i'm a neet and can't afford a tattoo gun

they're a dime a dozen, how do you not have one?

Newfags (you) are a dime a dozen you mean

user, i've been here since 2008, i've got the scars to proof it.

but back on topic, men are chaotic by nature, so as long as you find one young enough and hasn't learned to control his emotions, they're a dime a dozen

Just add him on discord already so you can get btfo and leave the board

chaotic the tomoposter namefag not chaotic the word

lol @ all these homos jealous of a gril why is it always this way

Seems like the majority of his friends have always been girls

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deep psychological roots revealed

I am autistic! U daet em nwo!

Homosexuals typically will naturally wish they were women and when a real women appears and shows competition they get butthurt

chaotic isn't gay

Tfw no gf :(. Hello please

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>telling summerboys who chaotic is

>my best friend
I think he's my best friend actually you big bully

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jesus what a ugly bitch

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>mfw talked to chaotic one time
move aside losers

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well i talked to him once outside of a thread

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I talk to him daily reeee
I won't let you take my best friend

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>thinking that some short lived namefag is an old secret inside joke

>"short lived"
>implying chaotic meta isn't
lol

I want to become a drug lord
I want to get paid for taking vengeance on society
I'll put tires on people and light them on fire, I want to interrogate them and cut their fingers with pliers, I want to carve their faces like pumpkins and chop their bodies to pieces with a saw
I'll show who's weak you insignificant insect

Don't make g*be jealous or he'll stalk you and dox you

I'm not worth it desu

>when he thinks it will last

>when he projects what happened to him

Don't be rude, user. I'll be a good friend

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>when he doesn't know what a statistical trend is

>when he doesn't consider the minority instead of the degen normie majority

>when the minority doesn't even exist

>when he lies

>when you get dominated by an user and lose the argument
you were right, I'm sorry...

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AIways right

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Based cutie