/britfeel/

I suppose I would gamble a lot. Not enough time to do much really

As someone else has pointed out, she is genuinely the female equivalent of the neets here

>vocaroo.com/i/s1QPebnBGYjy
Sexy boi.

Sounds like someone who should be my boyfriend.

t. Hansel

SP makes it easy to booli him tbf but he does have a nice voice.
>good looking
>nice voice
>upper class family
>not diagnosed autism

How? she's a youtube roastie

I know my chain's gonna snap I just don't know when
going to local shops just in case I have to push it home

thats a pretty deep voice for a lass

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Females will always have it easier. The female version of me wouldn't be seen as a total loser and would have a boyfiend.

>I know my chain's gonna snap I just don't know when
I started reading this and thought it was a rap

Bye /britfeel/

Who are those faggots on the roof?

What's stopping you from getting a girlfriend? You probably just have unreasonably high standards like most incels

surprise surprise 468

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her lifestyle, then

is that dog fucking dead
poor thing

you should fuck her user
incest is hot

Bye lad, don't be a stranger

Len and Saku, Mado and Sagiri.

i say this everytime i see someone on a roof

Feeling heavier music rn t b h.
youtube.com/watch?v=q9PL4Xy4wrk

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I told her I wanted to cut out carbs and suddenly the only food in the house is fucking bread and she's doing really rice/pasta heavy dinners.

I could just not eat them but I don't like throwing away 70% of my dinner. My BMI is 24.5.

i dare one of you to get your bum out for the lads

I CAN'T COOK PIES
they always have soggy sides and bottoms
just tried again tonight. top's cooked, rest isn't
I've just ordered a takeaway
fuck pies, the delicious bastards

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>In Flames

Mein Neiger.

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where does one go now that alphabay is gone?

ok lad dont laugh

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also what replaced Jow Forumsdarknetmarkets

ere ya go
youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

It's hairy, lad.

Fucking state. Worse than mine

fucking rainig, i used to a love a rainy /nightwalk/ at one time, now i cant really be arsed but i dont want to stay in because im bored shitless, i should just got out anyway right lads?

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youtube.com/watch?v=HDH8eS-iIDY
Ty

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Make sure you save op pic so you can make threads lids

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Fucking state of you, lad.

Hallo du Neiger

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Oh shiiiiit!
I found Tilde's facebook lads

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given me a cheeky little stonk on lad

My line manager took me aside today for a little one-on-one chat and asked me "where on the spectrum do you see yourself". He didn't believe I wasn't and encouraged me to see my GP. He basically thinks that because I just get on with my work and don't chat or socialise with the others that I'm a major autist. Truth is I just don't like my colleagues.
But I went to the GP anyway because it's unusual for someone to bring that up unless they have a good reason. Had a chat with her for about 15 minutes and she basically said that I wasn't an aspie but might have depression and it'd be worth getting fully checked out for that. I said I couldn't be bothered but thanks anyway.

Not sure what to do now.

looks like timothy spall

Tourretes kid just yelled "where Hitler at" at the top of his voice

Women don't approach me.
The female me would have men approach them.

chortling

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I seen a good 1 several years ago. they was doing an exercise and some woman was telling them to imagine walking barefoot through a field of long grass, and some guy shouted I'M UP TO MY KNEES IN COW SHIT
It was brilliant

Again, reminds me of the south park episode with the monkey

ffs my mum just walked in on me looking at that picture of the lad with is bum out and now she think i have a gf

thanks lads.. fucking well in.. dickheads.

felt a bit dehydrated earlier today with a headache and feeling sick, so I drank a load of water

still felt like shit later on so again necked a load of water

now I find out that you can drink too much water and it basically gives the same symptoms as dehydration

ffs

he wants to get you fired user, for not mentioning mental illness during interviews

you clam your mouth shut and dont say a thing, the second you whisper anything that is at least two capitol alphabets you're out of there

these people dont give a shit about work, they want sunny people them that can join in with the lads for a healthy banter

nobody wants to bee in the same room as an outcast for 8 hours a day

Why am I find being alone for 50% of the time, and the other 50% of the time it makes me feel like shit

Why can't I stay being fine alone? Thought this shit was supposed to get easier as you get older.

So, what to do with money? How do I maximise my savings?

I'd be more worried that your mother is retarded.

you think thats bad? one i was watching lad started his first day at work and just said 'uh oh...nigger' to everyone

Eat yer carbs lad, just try and limit your calories.

was it that Jurassic park looking fella that had a little monkey?
I remember you saying about it before now you've said about it again

>a load of water
you'd have to drink an huge amount to fuck yourself up

Right so you're just lazy? Women have it easier than men in the dating game yes, that's how biology works. Not the reason why you don't have a gf

Tried that, always fuck it up. I need a path of less resistance because I'm a weak willed zilch. Also the carbs are making me feel shitty.

no I thought that was brilliant. that 1 not so much
feelbad for the Tourette's lads

>Also the carbs are making me feel shitty.
And if you restrict your calories you'll feel even shittier, no energy and very lethargic. No point of trying to lose weight without practicing self-control, there's no easy solution.

It's the reason why I don't have a gf but my female version would have a bf. That's the original point I made.

Whether I approach women is not relevant.

Can you stop this shit? The lad made a fairly accurate point he wasnt crying and ruining the thread or anything

I'm a paki lads

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IT'S ALWAYS THE GINGER

WANK UPDATE

THAT was the single best wank I have ever had, honestly I feel so comfy and fulfilled right now, when I came I felt like my third eye opened and I felt so at peace.

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I'm not planning to significantly restrict calories, just enough to lost weight at a safe rate.

well now you have to share the material lad

What did you use? I want to follow in your footsteps.

What was it too?
link it

There wasn't much material lad, it was done whilst I was listening to nature sounds

In the end however I did wank to some Spanish bird strumming herself off

eurogamer.net/articles/2018-04-27-harry-potter-hogwarts-mystery-is-ruined-by-its-in-game-payments
had a good crease at this headline leds

I made a typo, meant to say carbs instead of calories there. It's as simple as eating less, while getting enough carbs/protein/fats.

WHY did I have to have shit facial genetics?
My brother has like 9/10 face but I'm like 6

This was it
creamy-pussy.com/VP2.php?id=5630

>t. Liquid Snake

>pewdiepie getting in on the Brendan meme
yeah I'm thinking he's back

youtu.be/XD0lxNiZ7mE?t=4m26s

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Throwback /britfeel/ post

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But Snake was the one with the shit genes. That's the entire point of MGS1

>tfw Bayern didn't make it
Gutted
youtube.com/watch?v=LjJ9TDdQUdY

Good times. Such beatiful times.

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liquid doesn't know that and he constantly complains about it.
thats the entire point of why i posted it

it's so boring seeing Real win it every fucking year

na lad you're right that's the genetic engineer

the one i'm talking about is with the spelling bee

fuck i remember that thread good keks were had by all

>looks like rooney spliced with a kid I went to school with

*punches u right in the face*
1 bang n ur on the floor

thinking about trying LSD but don't want to try it on my own, thinking about taking 100ug then going clubbing is this a good idea or should I just take it in the comfort of my room then watch tv?

before we found out dm was a rampant paedohile

Laaaaads, is it bad to obsess over the size of your dick to the point of where when you're avin a cheeky wank you take photos and assess them later on to see if your benis is big enough?

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kek I actually did this the other day, forgot to check them out after thanks for the remind

Is this what happens when Christians claim gingers have no soul?
We need to tell them we were just joking lads or they'll try find other means of acquiring a soul

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Rather than an adult you went to school with?