If someone broke into your home how would you deal with the situation?

The laws are vastly different depending on where you live
If you for example cut off someone's arms with a machete it might not end up so well if you live in Canada instead of Texas

try to kill him and probably die in the attempt

is king a robot

If I'm in my house, which means I'm in bed, then this, because I have one within arm's reach of my bed at all time.

Otherwise, if I'm coming into my home and they're there, go in crazy and bust some heads because I'm kinda not well-adjusted, hence the machete. I've been in a robber situation before, and I did much the same. They came up on me, I pulled a knife. Needless to say, they quickly cowed and ran away.

god, id prefer to have just died

No user, he's the strongest being on this planet

Thank god he defeated elder centipede otherwise we'd all be dead

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Lock he doors and call the police

>blast only weakens elder centipede
>king kills him no problem
>people still think blast might be stronger than king
just lol

>kicks down door
>starts unzipping pants
now what

carbon steel wakizashi to their collar bone. if they keep attacking me, then to their neck.

witnessed
severely unchecked trips right here
this user has the right idea
shame on you newfags

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Watch as he vomits from the sight of my face and body duh

use the power of God and anime to destroy him

First instinct is to kill but I'm pretty sure self defense laws in cucknada are absolute fucking shit. Heard it was something like "you can only defend yourself with a weapon equal to the intruders". Fucking what? Sounds more like battle royale rules