Guy with the 71 year old gf here with nothing to do, anyone want to ask me questions?

guy with the 71 year old gf here with nothing to do, anyone want to ask me questions?

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What's good to invest your money in nowadays? What's your 10 best anime?

>What's good to invest your money in nowadays?
Probably Amazon? I don't know much about investing.
>What's your 10 best anime?
I don't watch any, apart from a few episodes of Initial D.

how old are you what do you usually do with her

how did your relationship start?
how is it going now?
how is the sex?
what does your family think?
what do you see in her that you don't in women your age?

>how old are you
19
>what do you usually do with her
Usually I'll go over to her house on a Friday or Saturday night, we'll have dinner together or she'll take me out for it, we'll go for a walk then have go home and have sex and cuddle in bed. We have a shower together then she makes me breakfast in the morning.

how to deal with the fact that she's going to pass before you
are you emotionally invested in each other or is it just more like a friends with benefits type deal

You posted this last week, gaywad.

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>how did your relationship start?
She kissed me after I helped her as a favour for my gran, and we ended up having sex
>how is it going now?
Pretty good. We see each other about twice a week.
>how is the sex?
Surprisingly good. She enjoys some strange things but overall I like it. We don't have anal sex but we do almost everything else.
>what does your family think?
They don't know. No one but her neighbour does.
>what do you see in her that you don't in women your age?
She's the first woman to show any interest in me, and she's got a lot of life experience.

>how to deal with the fact that she's going to pass before you
Doesn't bother either of us, we're enjoying what we have in the moment.
>are you emotionally invested in each other or is it just more like a friends with benefits type deal
It's mostly an FWB type deal. She's a widow and likes having someone to cuddle at night, and I get to have sex regularly. I do kind of have feelings for her, in that I don't see her just for the sex.

>kissed me after I helped her and we ended up having sex
Elaborate on that story, please.
What are some of the strange things she enjoys?
How attractive are you by your standards?

>putting your money into a stock at its all time high
Yeah you're right, you don't know shit about investing.

>She kissed me after I helped her as a favour for my gran, and we ended up having sex
Details, user. DETAILS.

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How easy was it to seduce her? Do you know if it's easy to get girls her age?

>What are some of the strange things she enjoys?
She has a breastfeeding fetish and loves to sit with me on her lap and have me such gently on her nipples. She's had me wear her late husband's cock ring a few times.
>How attractive are you by your standards?
4/10?

>Details, user. DETAILS.
>take gran to visit her friend
>her friend mentions that she needs some help with some things around the house
>go back a few days later and fixed her shower curtain, changed a lightbulb or two and fixed a squeaky door hinge
>she offers to pay me but I said it wasn't necessary
>she moves to give me a kiss as I'm going out the door
>instead she pushes me into the door and shuts it
>she has her arms around me and starts kissing me
>once the shock wears off I start making out with her
>she grabs my belt and pulls me to her bed
>she pushes me backwards and straddles me
>she wasn't wearing any underwear and now I can see her pussy
>she sits on my face and I eat her out
>she sits back and slides my dick into her
>I thrust into her for a few minutes while she's on top, cum inside her
>she lies her body on top of mine and lets me cuddle her while I can feel my cum dribbling out of her onto my stomach

She seduced me.

RIOT is where you want your money short term. It's volatile as fuck, so you gotta have iron hands and not sell even if it drops a substantial degree. They're in the process of opening their own cryptocurrency exchange. They're going to be the only publicly tradable company in the US that has one, so when that goes through it's going to skyrocket. Seriously, you'll make crypto-sized gains off this stock, like 25x if you time it right.

Does she have money? Do you plan on taking the inheritance while you deal with the eternal hate of her offspring?

>Does she have money?
Yes.
>Do you plan on taking the inheritance
I'd accept it if that was her wish for me.
>while you deal with the eternal hate of her offspring?
She has no children.

That's great, man. If you really like her you can keep spending time with her until she dies and you get your NEETfund.

Thanks. She's still active and athletic so hopefully she'll be with me for a while.

Wtf? that coin only has 240 market cap dollars

There's a RIOT coin? I'm talking about buying stock in a company called Riot Blockchain. They're listed on NASDAQ as RIOT.

Anyone else got anything to ask or am I done?