Do girls like anal?

Do girls like anal?

Want to punish my gf tonight for her behavior today. I'm gonna stick in her buttocks with no warning when she thinks it's just gonna be a regular love sesh

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Alright imagine this, you're fucking your GF then she shoves 4 fingers up your ass no warning, you see why that might be a bad idea.

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based.
make sure the useless fucking whore bleeds and cries.

Not tyrna be a dick but are you a virgin? I know you think X might work like Y but real life is different from fantasies brosky

Sounds painful. You have to at least get it stretched out/relaxed first.

The problem with your analogy is that women are way more likely to forgive such a thing.

Some do, most can get into it. She'll hate this though. Then again it is punishment.

RAGDOLL DIDN'T DESERVE THAT

NOOOOOOO

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What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You.

Women aren't your kids/pets/toys or whatever the fuck you think she is.

YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP!
YOU'RE BOTH ON EQUAL FOOTING!

Don't like the way she was acting? Why don't you talk to her about it???????? To complex of a thought? You probably gave her a reason to act like that.

You're gonna die alone. Alone and Cold and Unhappy. You and the peanut gallery who agrees with you.

t. incel who has never had sex

hahah the fuck outta here loser

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fuck off with this feminist bullshit. women are toys. they LIKE being toys. and a man can and SHOULD do what he wants to with his property.

Yeah, just tell her she's getting punished with that and have her do the prep work. If you've got a dom/sub relationship that should work just as well.

You need to get laid.
ASAP

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lol you fucking retard
without anal prep there will be shit and blood everywhere
also she'll say you raped her and ruin your life

you need to stop reading v*ce and orbiting bluehairs

You need to wake up and get a job

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women aren't wanted here.

You're gonna get shit on your dick, OP. I'm telling ya. Unless there's an enema, you're gonna get shit on your dick.

Real life is not porn.

well you need to explain to her she's being punished and then use some spit and fingers to relax her first

you can't just jam it in, it wont even go and she'll bleed and cry and say you're a rapist

Going to shove it in one thrust like it was an accident? Or are you gonna not even hide it?

Indeed, we're on equal footing. She has every right to not forgive, but she decides to do it anyway. It's all fair, baby.

And what's so bad about that? Anal is meant to be messy.
Real life is not porn.

retarded faggot or toasted roast? you be the judge

Yes, my gf begs for anal sex

>your kids
You sick pedo fuck.

>Video=truth
Yeah ok

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Do you give her it?

How well do girls respond to being told "you're being punished"

if you are chad then they will love the bondage aspect of it.
if you are a betabux then she'll go apeshit on the beta.

Majority don't, some do.

with me, I used go bang the biggest anal slut I have ever met.
for giving her some of my god tier weed she'll pay back with me drilling that ass until I leave it like the flag of japan.

My wife hates anal my dick is 8.5 by 7.2, the few times I get to fuck her ass after 2 mins she cums and makes me take it out hecause it hurts, I also got a UTI from anal one time

I'm quite edgy myself but come on, man, don't rape your girlfriend. Spankings are always the most appropriate punishment.

give her a surprise silicone lube enema and drill her ass in order for anal to not be life threatening.

You can die from anal?

Lmao at this entire thread

NOT THE CUTE CRAZY COCAINE GIRL FUCKKKK

I DIDNT READ IT FUCKING SPOIL IT

at least mommy's ok so far

i want to cum inside of that pussycat

Girls like it when you cut off yo balls op. She wiil love you forever and come her hardest.
Get off here and do it faggot.

>post anime
>incel board
>pretend to have gf
>pretend to have sex
>pretend to be tough and fuck her annaly without telling

The larping is too obvious