User! why not come back to our room and fuck our shitters until they are overflowing with cum!?

what about chocolate starfishes?

There is nothing attractive about calling the female buttocks a donkey.

Fuck off tripfag. No wonder you're fucking retarded.

>wakes up in bed

no girl will ever want to be with me

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Don't do this shit to me, man. I'm getting off of a breakup. :( I'm not falling for the love meme anymore

It's alright, still better than shitter some how
if you call it that then Limp Bizkit will come yell at you when you cum
Still better than shitter.
But hey, if you get to pick up girls using lingo like shitter and buttocks, who am I to judge

That girl looks like the bottom barrel whore that thinks she's hot because guys want to fuck her, only fucking the fat rejects that tell all their friends they "get girls in the club", and all they do is hit on every girl and get rejected by all until they find her.

I'm not doing anything. At least you had a girlfriend you fucking normie. I just want one sniff after all of these years, but I'm incel.

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this is so unappealing to me i would just say no and crank one out in my room just to be safe

How about ass pussy

Ok how about right tho

80% sure i know the girl on the left of OP's pic
she was a complete whore and tried to fuck me several times

I had a girlfriend, my first girlfriend in my entire 22 years of living, that cheated on me you fucking sperg. Jesus Christ, just because you don't wash your greasy fucking hair or leave your room doesn't mean that I have the greatest life you can live.

Begone normalfag, you don't interest me

Her name is Stephanie and she's Italian.

step aside THOTS

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Fucked up part is this might make incels much more confident.
Assuming they aren't being sarcastic.

>not British or Irish or Scottish.

I'd like to say no I'm waiting for marriage
But I'm so deprived of attention I'd probably go with them
I'm probably not gonna get hard though

i was trying to say i hate myself but the robot muted me *sigh*

>Anal is disgusting lol no thanks
Then regret my decision 10 seconds later.

What about brown eyes?

fuck off, roastie, i wanna play minecraft