What's the most you have ever sperged out in class?
Here is mine: >in class >highschool math >got everything except one problem >Answers on board >Friends and I were talking about drugs and underage sex >Get distracted >They flipped to the other side >Missed answer I needed >Head to Elmo >Pick up sheet >Class loses their collective shit >I get flustered in the moment >"Put it back. Stop. Put it back." >I blurt the first thing that comes to my head >"THE WORLD STOPS FOR ME, ANTS" Why am I like this?
Thats a legendary fucking line. My friends in hs would have loved this, and if i had thought of it in this situation i would have said it
David Morgan
i laughed op dont feel bad
Liam Adams
>7th grade >math teacher gives us 25 question test >multiple choice, but all correct answers are C >entire class realizes it in middle of test >no one even has to anything >teacher gets angry and says we all cheated since we all made 100 >tells us we are writing lines >i sperg out, start yelling why all right answers were C >she says i must have been "the cheater" and makes me do double lines >no one else in class is questioning this
Im 23 and still don't quite fully understand this situation to this day.
>7 years old >standing in line in class for some exercise >yawn as the teacher walks past >she says "cover your mouth I don't want to see the inside of your mouth" >only head "want to see the inside of your mouth" >stand mouth agape for about 15 seconds not breaking eye contact >she then repeats it >entire class laughing at me >face turns bright red and I feel myself sweating >panic and respond to laughter by spitting in the face of the girl next to me >girl starts screaming and crying >I run out of class choking back tears
>6th grade >taking test >sitting next to girl 90% of guys have crush on >everyone finishes test >drink water >get a coughing fit and spit all the contents of my mouth onto her test >she retakes the test
>be me >freshman year of high school >suffering from a major concussion >taking a stimulant medication for it that makes me feel like i'm having a perpetual panic attack >I really shouldn't be at school but it's the end of the year and i really need to be there the last few days >bitch teacher ignores doctors note that says I can't do any class work >forces me to take a test (which i bomb) >flat out ignores the doctors note and tells me that the grade is permenant >start to actually have a panic attack >flip shit and start screaming at her > she continues to act like a bitch and that she is in the right >every fiber of my being wants to fucking tackle her >instead storm out of the room and continue my panic attack in the hallway
Jayden Phillips
I think Elmos are like those digital SmartBoards except it's just a glorified projector. A lot of teachers use those instead of chalkboards and whiteboards now.
Julian Murphy
an elmo is just a camera and its output is the projector
David Martin
Thanks user. I feel old now.
Noah Anderson
>be me junior year hs >teacher is in a bad mood >sees me on my phone and tells me to give it to him >say no, but he starts getting mad >"fine you fucking dick" and give him the phone >he sent me to the principal but i don't remember if i got in trouble or not
Camden Torres
>kindergarten >school had a system of good behaviour awards good student tickets >you could ''spend'' the tickets for toys >teacher is handing out gifts and toys to students >want this really big toy >some little shit goes and trades his ticket for the big toy >autismkicksin.jpg >lose my shit >start yelling at the other kid >teacher come to tard wrangle me >autismoverload.jpg >when i was a child i thought i had super powers >one of those was i thought i had a super shriek where i could scream so loud that people would go deaf >when teacher grabs me go bat shit crazy >begin screeching at the top of my lungs >other kids begin to cry >yell directly into teachers ear >she grabs me and pins me down >cry.jpg years later and now ''reee'' when you cant trade your GBP for toys becomes a actual thing
Jason Morris
I was the most violet, autistic kid in kindergarten and early elementary school. I have so many stories here is one of my favorites: >kindergarder >leaving the cafeteria after lunch >notice a cool pencil on the ground and point to it >some pre-stacy bitch see's it >"Oh look user! a cool pencil" >fuck >that was my god damn pencil >try to snatch it from her >she wont let go >bite her arm and draw blood due to my mangled milk teeth >she flips shit and I don't understand >get sent to the principals office >"oh hello user, what did you do this time?"
Connor Perry
because it was probably sarcastic if you are on Jow Forums user
Liam Ortiz
>>entire class laughing at me user they were laughing with your comical defiance of the teacher that must have looked alpha as fuck
Matthew Morgan
>cute girl named Taylor behind me >have to fart >think I can do a slow controlled burn >nope >rip massive ass >entire plastic chair resonates and makes the loudest brap ever >whole class goes silent and looks at me >get really mad for some reason >yell TAYLOR QUEEFED
Didn't really happen at school, but this was the result of some things that were happening in school. >be high school me (either freshmen or junior year) >be black kid >constantly mocked because I don't act or sound black >some even thought I was somalian >didn't play sports, didn't listen to rap music, wasn't in any sort of gang, etc. >tried to play it cool whenever they started making fun of me but it still kind of hurt >be after school >walking home with group of three "friends" who just so happen to be some of the people that make fun of me >they were still somewhat nice to me, probably out of pity >anyway, they start cracking jokes as usual >my anger levels begin to rise >one of them grabs my backpack and runs further down the street >he throws it over a short fence (like I could just reach over the fence and grab it with little effort) >for whatever reason my mind perceives my backpack as gone forever >they're having a laugh >I break >my repressed anger decided to reveal itself to these three >I scream near the top of my lungs for them to get it back >legit kind of crying at this point >this went on for minute or two before one of them tells me to just pick it up >rage subsides >realize I'm standing in a quiet neighborhood crying and screaming like an idiot >pick up my backpack and suffer through the awkward walk home with my "friends" >mfw they all stopped talking to me from that point on
>Elementary school >face cut on playground on purpose by one of those weird kids that grew out their nails long and sharp >bleed >pissed >back in class watching something on the vcr >stand up >pick him and his chair off the ground >slam him face first into the ground and walk out >get in trouble
Luke Torres
>later years in elementary school >kid tackles me on playground (supposed to be the toughest kid back then) >at end of recess I push him >he slips >sprains arms >crying >says he'll beat me up later with his friends standing around >heh, yea okay bud. >go to principals office >given a pencil and told not to do it again >nothing ever happens those two are about it for me, I was always very even-keel and never really spurged out. even those two things I was pretty nonchalant about
Jason Clark
I remember when I was 11 at school camp, lying in bed, just about time for lights out, and some autist was absolutely RREEEE'ing at the teacher for a full 20 minutes because he wasn't allowed to go late night fishing. Everyone is just lying there in an uncomfortable silence listening to this fag screeching. It was pretty cool.
Juan Myers
fuck man i had no idea what the fuck he was saying either. i remember the kid sitting in front had to help the teacher turn transparent sheets on pic related. i guess just another reminder how old i am and how many underages there are here
>5th grade >decide to make school more 'interesting' >decide that for the rest of the week i would talk with a british accent >"allo teachA!" >"user wtf are you doing" >jus KeePing ClaSs interEsting Ay?!" i dont like thinking about it
What? This is amazing. It's not spergy at all, except that you probably didn't pronounce it firmly and gave a shit what they thought.
Justin Fisher
You should have refused on the grounds she had no proof. Pussy.
Joshua Jones
There is no way this entire thread is full of alphas you fucking liars
Kevin Foster
>"THE WORLD STOPS FOR ME, ANTS" If the suspected robot in my math class said some shit like that I would've stood up and applauded/saluted them, and later gone to this thread to post about the time I randomly stood up in class to cheer on and encourage a narcissistic sperg.
David Edwards
Fuck i did this as well. I thought she was trying to trick me but she went away crying and her friends got mad at me. I just wanted to play video games anyway so who cares.
I told my (at the time) closest female friend that "I refuse to see a shill therapist cuck who just wants to charge me insane amounts of money to get me addicted to the prescription jew." Half of my guilt and self-resentment comes from the fact that I know she was just trying to help me in a tough time, the other half comes from the fact that I said that to another human being face-to-face.
Not an in-class sperg out but a true testament to my mental deficiencies nonetheless. >be me >8th grade >texting an 8/10 who likes me for god knows what reason(s) >however my brain just refuses to process the idea that she likes me because she's hot and sociable >one night I get the actual "my parents aren't home ;)" text >I've just been invited to a stacy's house late at night on a friday when she's obviously dtf >go over and sit on her couch >she keeps making moves but I reject them due to sheer ignorance >"you wanna go up to my room? there's plenty of room for both of us on my bed." >"oh shit wait you have mancala? fuckin sweet" >play board games with her all night and leave the next morning >we never even hug >contact with her ends there and I don't realize until years later I don't know why I am the way I am, but I take solace in the fact that she's really ugly now and also that I kicked her ass in every game we played.
Idk that sounds like a sweet night. You dont want a girl that easy anyway.
Zachary Lopez
>Be 9 years old >In middle of class see a wasp >Overly scared >Jokingly tell to a nigger girl, she was far away as well, i don't know why i told her >Later in class >Feel something on my leg >It's the wasp >Screech out the top of my lungs and start crying >Run to the other end of classroom( i sat in a corner ) >Pick up empty chair >Throw it at the wasp >All this while shrieking, having a panic attack and crying >Failed, obviously >Teacher kills it >Mom ends up coming to pick me up from school
I have more panic attack stories so ask me if you want em
So if female is interested in you it is too easy and you shouldn't date her, but if she ignores you she is the best thing ever and you have to conquer her?
Jason Clark
>in 5th grade >we have a short snack time every day around 1:30 >I'm having a bad day because one of the kids pushed me out of my desk >it's recess time and we all go outside >say I have to go to the bathroom and I'm let back in the school to go >go to teachers office and find the snacks for the day >spend 10 minutes drinking like 20 kapri suns >go to bathroom and pee >go back outside to recess >1:30 rolls around >its snack time >teacher comes back from her office with confused look on face >holding handfuls of empty kapri suns >asks who was responsible >all the kids are screaming "it wasn't me" >teacher gets angry >she says entire class gets no recess tomorrow >smiling because now everyone is as upset as I had been all day
