How long has it been since you've had sex?

I have not had sex in the 31 years of my existence

two days. Happy, committed relationships

You have to stick your benis in her vagina at least once for it to count.

>Losing virginity at age 4
Begone mega chad

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Same with me but I only see her on the weekends. Usually Friday and Saturday or Saturday and Sunday.

9 shitty, full of pain years. I'm 18 now

It's been since June 2016.

3 years since I almost had sex

>losing virginity at 9
Story?

why are you even here

>t.origianoali

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4 years and right now, doesn't even fells like its worth to look for (talking to people) more sex again

So many fucking normalfags.
What happened to this place?

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>Never
>18 years old
Well, it's not pathetic yet, right?

Back in August 2015.
At this point I might as well be a virgin.
I am so fucking lonely

5 weeks. I see my girlfriend every 2 months or so for a week or two because long distance. Before her it was 4 years of volcel because I refused to date anyone with social media.

3 years
I wish I was a virgin and didn't know exactly what I'm missing

Didn't masturbate for 2 days #maleincel days

Don't come here to brag about smashing some roast beef

>long distance
How do you feel about the fact that she's cleaning another guys cum out of her snatch while you're driving all that way to meet her and get your dick wet for the first time in 2 months?

About thirteen hours ago. Life is good.

13 0riginal years

Haven't had sex since December 2017.

Since October. It's alright tho, I'm taking a bit of a break from society to improve my health, will be rejoining the fray this June

(You)
>lmao look at this nigga tier original comment

If your answer is anything other than "never", you are a normalfag that needs to leave this board immediately and never return.

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a whole original year now

>2015

"Anonymous" as a concept has been dead since 2008 when newfag retards took the memes to real life and broke rules 1 & 2.

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>Everyone getting meme'd

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11. January 2015. I licked her feet and she fisted my ass.

Last night
Feels good not being a failure at something

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23 years. going for wizard status.

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>23 years of no sex

**Im 23**

1,5 year since i put my peen in vagoo

>37
15 years ago
I am on Jow Forums for reasons after all...

>In a board known for being full virgins
>Board next door is all about social shit and normal things in society
>I know let's make a thread asking how long you've had sex XD

Really, how they fuck can someone that is not a virgin and has sex casually even relate to any of the threads that are put here?

About 3 years. Annnd, I feel fine...
I think....
No. I don't. But that's ok.
Or is it. I don't even know. Ahhhhhh
Is that what you wanted ya derp?

more than a year, almost 2

30 min.

>cya later boys

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Like 1 year.

I feel like a virgin now, to be quite honest.

>If only I could lick a qt's feet now.

11 years. I'm 33. Normies shit themselves when they hear it, no idea why.

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Sex, 3 days.
BJ, this morning.
Just kidding

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Dunno, as a normie you should know the answer to that.

Since January. I have a real fat megawhale on the ready for whenever I really just need to put my dick in something, but my disgust of her as a person and my own self loathing has kept me strong from the great temptation to just start fucking her daily again.

20 years in one more month

Two days now. Fuck this dry spell, I'm going to a hooker.

Last night. It was in the rain to the 2016 Doom soundtrack and i came just from the sex which is rare for me.

5 years if whores dont count.

Of course they count because all women are whores.