>You've been in here all last week.
>Agh, it's alright friend, you're welcome here. Take a seat, what can I get ya?
You've been in here all last week
Aaron Reed
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Owen James
an apple juice
Jack Peterson
Gimme another feel, Sam.
Brandon Smith
Texas tea with milk in it.
Chase Scott
I wonder if Jow Forums tier bars have ever existed.
Jason Myers
canned coke
Nathaniel Sanchez
I had a transplant so my kidneys are always bad no matter how much water I keep drinking. I got them to a good level last month and drinked a few days and now they're back to shit. Thanks to a birth defect I can't numb myself to alcohol for awhile and this girl I was into left me for Chad, not even memeing.
So I won't have anything to drink. Just a seat is fine.
Nathaniel Kelly
I'll have what he's having. And a glass of ice water if you would be so kind.
Easton Baker
seems like you need a good glass of apple juice to quench your thirst
Henry White
Surely all that wizard power cannot physically occupy the same space
Kevin Jenkins
Lemonade please.
I have two final exams this week, but I feel like I will get a passing grade. Then summer vacation awaits, life's not too bad even without a gf.
Adam Price
Fuck, user. Things like these make me appreciate that at least I have good health.
Chase Gonzalez
Some Indio please.
I've been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks now, we've been on 2 dates and this weekend we'll be on date 3. She seems to really like me and of course I really like her. I'm glad that things are working out this well.
Sometimes I get weird insecure vibes when she takes awhile to answer a message or something, I guess I'm afraid I'll sperg out and make it awkward and push her away like the last and first girl I went out with. This girl I'm talking to right now is really cool and nice and I don't want that to happen.
Oliver Gonzalez
There have been so many robots throughout history. We're the only generation of them to have access to the internet. Robots always make up a small percentage of the population, but I like to imagine that there was some bar in some place that was just like Jow Forums even if it was only for one night.
Ryan Torres
Hey barkeep, I'll have a jack and coke, hopefully my credit's good. Not gonna lie barkeep, all this incel talk and hub bub has just turned me gayer. All the shit just wears me out and I feel like I'd have s much easier time with guys. Problem is I hate a lot of flamer gays and I feel like the nice conservative gay I'm looking for will probably never come to me, or I'm not good enough for one. I just kinda feel alienated from sex at all at this point man, I don't know how to feel. Sorry if I weirded you out barkeep, it's just been another lonely night and I'm rambling I guess.
Cameron Thomas
It appears the barkeep was killed himself.
Why are we still here, robots?
Lincoln Smith
I don't know if the barkeep is the usual user who makes these threads, he would of replied by now.
He also usually gives his threads names.
Luis Thomas
Why not? Its the comfiest time of the day, the bar is here and the company is (maybe) good.
Joseph Butler
Something I haven't tried before. bartender serve me some of your jizz please
Matthew Martin
What do you look like my dude?
Orgifinalooo
Mason Sullivan
>what's a fella gotta do around here to get some apple juice