Summarize everything that you want out of a romantic relationship with just one image

Summarize everything that you want out of a romantic relationship with just one image.

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someone to hold me

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w a r m t h
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There is only fire now.

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original oregano orgasm

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I want a loving, dominant gf who I can serve.

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Red string around my heart, mind, and dick.

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Affectionate sex slavery.

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originalelele comment

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Someone to share a morning with:)

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Just guns and gold thank you.

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i dont know where the image is but its of two emaciated corpses male in female in formal attire in a wooden coffin. I dont know where it is.

It obviously doesn't summarize everything, but affection is one of the major components

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A cute boy to never let go.

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Attention and affection to the max!

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I wont let myself be ashamed of what I want

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For fucks sake let me have this

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savor the flavor

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Lot's of good ol' 'tisms

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she don't gotta be an oni

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hai wanna smash?

A loving and affectionate succubus who will take me as her personal sex slave, using her demon magic to enhance me for that purpose (extreme sex drive, no refractory period, always ready to fuck, pretty much hard all the time, greatly increased semen production) and forbidding me from wearing clothing. She'll cast illusions to make people think I'm dressed if she ever wants to take me somewhere.

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A sadistic Japanese career woman whom I can serve

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>jupiter
retard

a sex doll because they will never cheat on you. I can peacefully work knowing my sex doll is not cheating on me while I slave at work.

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someone to watch the city sleep with

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This could be us but u trippin

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So relatable, I feel you.

I need to get jacked

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me on the right desu senpai senpai

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A relationship where we love each other very much, and all around goofiness.
more than just physical, as I desire something that most people can't provide.
a genuine connection.

really can't say there's someone that feels the same way.
now am all puckered out and sad

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Never seen a movie more accurate towards my high school experience

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I want someone as crazy about me as Lum was about her Darling
I'll never have the romantic love I crave

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Oh ridge in all

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Op you did it for me.
You literally summarized everything I want out of a romantic relationship. Right down to the goddamn green eyes.
Fuck why do I feel so hopeless now?

Because you're a sexist pig incel like OP that thinks having a traditional roastie stay-at-home slut will make his life worth living.

THIS! Based!!! Incels BTFO!

What if I wanted to *be* the stay-at-home slut, complete with naked apron and everything?

That's it. That's what's good.

true bliss

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WOAH based! Incels eternally BTFO right fellow redditor?

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I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW
I LACK THE NECCESSARY UNDERSTANDING OF BOTH MYSELF AND RELATIONSHIPS TO ANSWER THIS

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I want the comfiness expressed in this gif

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Sorry incels, any roastie slut that's willing to dress like in OPs image is just asking to get cucked. She will fuck Tyrone and Chad when you're at work and the kids are at school. Even if your kids are home schooled, Juan the Cleaner will pipe her down.

first post best post as expected

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I'm . You appear to have not read my post at all. That, or you thought I was being sarcastic. I wasn't.

Am I shallow?

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posting what I want but prolly cant have

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I wouldn't say so. You want what you want.

tfw no clingy feedee gf

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Off topic, but that looks like an HD version of Billy & Mandy's art-style.

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Well, youre not deep.

Well that was originally easy.

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i can't find a picture of two people cutting themselves together but that would be what i want. someone to just be depressed with me, someone to be fucked up with.

a nice cruise

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damn you already posted a picture of basically what my wife is only thing missing is the piles of money her parents throw at us so we have kids soner

It's obviously Mars.

Sheryl Lee protect thaa.aat smile

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ravioli ravioli give me the

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I just want to have a comfy genki girl to go out exploring the backroads with

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Same, but I want to hold her

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This is going to get the shrieking autists to crawl out of the woodwork but w/e

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I'm glad I had this saved.

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This thread is fucking gay. Please delete this bullshit. Thank you.

you summarized it

Origigigigigigiginal

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unironiclly and originally the best one i dont really need fit GF but just one that wants me this bad

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I knew i wouldn't even need to post anything.

Not so much the protecting me part, but the part where she acts in a forward manner so I don't have to.

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unironically a mom i can fuck

unironically origami

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why are textless posts not allowed fdlkjfjre3kroljrkjrerr

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Why did you show me this picture? Why did you show it to me?!

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When I was younger, I never thought I'd want this.
But I do, and it feels so out of reach.

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eyes too close together

I'm not asking for much

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Have a gif instead.
Finally after all these years there is reason for me to post it.

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i want nothing out of romantic relationship as it will never happen.

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no ass kicking gf to pressure you into sex with threat of violence :(

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>literally my mom's chad
No, you're just a normie

>just finish two hour fap session
>see this thread
well looks like I'm going overtime, thanks a lot OP

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tfw ywn fight together with a noble gf in a honorable co op mission completing each other's features and skills

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I still have no fucking clue where the clit is. Seems I'd just end up getting into the urethra, and I can't imagine that's a good thing. fml

i can summarize it in one word

cuddle

Imagine being this beholden to cuck fantasies

Imagine having a long tongue like an anteater so you could stick it in her urethra and get right up to taste the pee in her bladder.

>most sensitive part of the vagina
>doesn't put it INSIDE the vagina

but why

Cute neet gf to help her through her troubles

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At this point I dont even want to lose my virginity anymore. I just want a friend, idc if theyre male or female.

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Originalale the most originalo originale comment

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here's one cute manga dweeb cupcake tsundere gf

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No homo psych

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I want a girl who would give me a reason to go outside.

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Really comfy, bros.

A mommy.

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>all these low test animu waifu faggots who want some cartoon gf
grow up

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>tfw no 2008-era Jow Forums gf
time travel is impossible
I'll never make it now

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An indie chick to explore with

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Couldn't find the image I was looking for, but this one will do.

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Wait, I found it. Knew it was somewhere in the folder.

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