>fell for the "pee sitting down like a girl" meme
Fell for the "pee sitting down like a girl" meme
William Rogers
Xavier Nguyen
Did you ever tried to pee on the sink? it's really great, everybody should do that.
Ayden Perez
Kek, not a meme at all moron. I always pee sitting down. A real man sits down, takes a piss, pulls out their phone, and reads the news for the next 15 minutes. Incredibly masculine. Only a virgin goes in, takes a quick piss, and leaves, a man colonizes his throne
Lucas Gomez
>the virgin tinkle vs the chad squirt
Nathaniel Lee
Good boy user! Don't you feel so much cuter and girlier doing it that way? You're finally using a toilet the way that all boys should~
David Ramirez
It's the comfy way to piss.
Jacob Wilson
I always sit down to pee if I'm at home. Why do I need to be in such a hurry to piss that I can't sit down for a few minutes?
Adrian Jenkins
Sometimes if i stand to pee. The stream splits and i piss all over my pants and shoe, or floor if
Im at home
Zachary Harris
I have scar tissue in my pee hole from an awful UTI so my dick sprays like a hose when I go to piss. So I have to sit down to not make a mess.
It's sorta like pic related, except there are 2-3 distinct streams with smaller branching streams coming off them in a big spray.
Adrian Hughes
>realized way too late that the only way to pee while wearing a cock cage is to pee sitting down like a girl
w-wah...
Brody Campbell
Forgot my pic
eat shit robonigger
Landon Gray
>sitting on gross dirty toilet seats ever
I wanna be a girl as much as the next faggot but thats just bad for your skin
Ian Cook
I hope you pissed everywhere and had to clean it up, and at least some got on you, you retarded worthless freak.
Landon Brown
>Did you ever tried to pee on the sink? it's really great, everybody should do that.
ever looked in the mirror and asked yourself why evolution hasn't sorted you out yet?
Joseph Allen
Does your penis touch the bowl or the water if you sit down to pee?
I've got a tiny dick so it's never happened, but it's been close.
Grayson Hall
Being a fucking retard is bad for your everything
Jordan Carter
>clitty doesn't get close to touching the bowl even when hard
I-I guess it's meant to be...
Owen Carter
he probably licked it up like the dirty little boy he is
Brandon Bell
At least I dont sit on the toilet when I pee lol
Thats a choice, unlike my retardation
Justin Clark
>tfw pee sitting down because i had weewee surgery as a kid and it displaces my stream a little
>sometimes pee standing up but im so used to sitting down and reading/playing vidya while i pee that its permanently in my brain now
mind going on, user? im getting hard
Grayson Hall
This board is nothing but cancer.
William Anderson
>the thought of some young cute boy stepping into the bathroom, dropping his shorts and tighty whities before sitting down on the seat and letting go, incredibly pleased with himself
>"aahhh~" without even realizing how girly he looks
mmmmhh i'd totally bully him if I ever found out
not a pedo
John Torres
Hell yeah!!! I stand up and pee cause I am a man!
Adrian Long
Girls should stand up to pee and boys should sit down
it just makes sense
Jacob Morales
Girls should fuck boys!
Parker Wilson
I only pee sitting down when I'm pooping too. It's annoying desu since I feel like a girl when doing it. And I'm a boy!
Henry Butler
honestly every guy should just pee sitting down on residential toilets, it just makes for less cleaning. even with perfect aim there are going to be tiny droplets you cant see going on the seat.
Chase Lee
I pee before or after pooping. I refuse to sit down while I pee.
Ian Wilson
Lift the seat up, dingus.
Michael Wright
I like it because it's less messy. When you pee standing up pee splashes all over the floor and onto your legs.
Nathaniel Carter
I autistically can't piss if i'm distracted, so if i'm in a public place it usually takes me up to a minute to finally piss. If i'm at home, I usually sit because if I stand then it takes me 30 seconds to start pissing.
Andrew Davis
Am I the only one who wipes the edges with toilet paper after peeing? I also dab toilet paper on my penis instead of shaking since it's cleaner. Blows my mind how gross people can leave their toilets or tuck their pissy dicks back in their pants after a few shakes. Yuck
Connor Lewis
autistic boys who pee sitting down are CUTE
Easton Thompson
I have this problem too...
No!
Ian Gutierrez
>tfw no cute girl to force to hold her pee in public to the point she leaks and it dribbles down her leg
Tyler Williams
this shit needs to be stickied at this point
Dylan Moore
>some Jow Forums shit needs to be stickied
miss me with that shit
Dylan Ramirez
where's the book where he spends his childhood watching chinese cartoons and playing vidya and wants to be cute and 2d
Alexander Ramirez
>he uses a 3rd world toilet
Jackson Torres
this isn't /s4s/ kiddo
Jack Clark
>tinkle
>widdle
>piddle
>potty
>peepee
why do I love these words so fucking much
Nolan Evans
Because mommy used to say those words and I miss the innocence of childhood.
Jace Allen
>mommy never babytalked to me or did anything loving or nurturing other than complain when something went wrong
Jordan Martin
I came home one night drunk as shit. Everyone else was asleep. I went downstairs and ate a bunch of shit, then crashed on the sofa in my living room. Suddenly I felt an irresistible urge to piss, but after 10 beers and a few tequila shots i couldn't really get up from the sofa, or think straight. I felt like I was in a dream. So I grabbed a candy jar that was sitting on the coffee table, whipped out my dick and started pissing in it. I emptied it of candy beforehand. I had so much piss stored that I also pissed my self and the leather sofa I was sitting on. I got up eventually and poured the piss-filled jar in the trash can. I went back and sat my naked ass down in the piss puddle that was sitting on the sofa. I fell asleep and woke a few hours later, frozen as fuck, wet and stinking. I went to sleep after wiping the sofa off and cleaning it. But I forgot about the pissed jar so I just filled it up with candy again. The next morning, I came down and my parents were downstairs. Nobody noticed that I had pissed everywhere because apparently I cleaned it well enough. I guess there was no odour from the amount of fluid I consumed. Everything appeared clean.
Except the pissed jar, which had some candy missing since last night.
Juan Green
based black christian cartoon psychiatrist guy
Brody Clark
>loving parents
>dad that would never give up one, worked hard
>still a gay degenerate piece of shit useless fuck that wants to be a girl every waking second
>female digit ratio
pretty sure something genetically fucked me over
Brayden Ward
>dad never home
>mom abusive
>everyone is an alcoholic
>bullied at school
>only joy is video games and japanese comics/cartoons
>try to turn to faith
>priests are just highest-level hypocrites and thirsty for money
Should I just kill myself? I don't even have any friends.
Justin Sanders
>>priests are just highest-level hypocrites and thirsty for money
Not all priests are like this, there are some good ones and religion CAN help your life
Grayson Peterson
How the fuck can you take a piss while sitting down you degenerates?
>it completely empties your bladder
then why the fuck do I have to go for a second round everytime I take a piss and I'm forced to sit? it's all a fucking meme. squatting while shitting is fucking based tho
Luke Edwards
It didn't help me. I don't know where you live, but catholics priests here are all like that. I even went to confess after 8 years of not being anywhere near church, and the priest was a massive dick who didn't have understanding for me, and even asked me my name for some reason, while confession should be private.
Easton Morales
>people actually arguing over how to pee
Christ niggers. I understand y'all have nothing else better to do, but did y'all have to sink that low?
Hunter Brown
at least it's something that's different and relatable. what the fuck are we supposed to argue about you bitter faggot? the usual traps are gay, wymyn hate and politics? fuck out of here with that stale shit
Ayden Watson
>always
the real way to do it is to piss sitting down at home for comfy and piss standing up when out so penis doesn't touch inside the bowl (AKA "the witches kiss")
Jordan Bell
>what the fuck are we supposed to argue about you bitter faggot? the usual traps are gay, wymyn hate and politics
Maybe y'all should try getting some hobbies and shit so you may actually have something to talk about?
Josiah Price
if you can't talk about the stupidest shit then you're not the normalfag you're trying to pose as.
Dylan Brooks
What are some of the hobbies you are into user??
Jeremiah Robinson
If I was anywhere near a normalfag I wouldn't be here now, would I?
Camden Lopez
Answer me what your hobbies are man
I'm waiting
Bentley Murphy
Drawing, driving, vidya, cooking, animu, languages, some others I can't probably think of right now.
Asher James
Driving. Like driving your car around? You just get in and drive the speedlimit around the block, not even racing? What are some others that couldn't be more important than driving your car around casually?
Caleb King
then why the fuck are you going on about """real hobbies""", good conversation topics and other stupid shit like that? that's the shit that only bothers normos or fucking cunt sniffers
Isaiah Foster
I drive. For the movies. It's only part time though
Xavier Reyes
Your job is your hobby?
Robert Robinson
How about this. You shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you
Brayden Clark
>You just get in and drive the speedlimit around the block, not even racing
Nah, I don't race, no matter how tempting it might be, I don't really have money to blow on tickets if I get caught.
BUT! Driving around is nice, early in the morning when I can chill around the street before people start going to work or nightcrusing when I can afford to hit the gas a lil'.
Caleb Nguyen
I'm surprised that your example of interesting topics to talk about on Jow Forums instead of peeing while sitting include driving and languages, like not language arts or studying other languages or even the science behind speech, just languages. This is more important than peeing while sitting down?
Justin Diaz
This is more interesting than men sitting down to pee in the restroom? This? No man.
Owen Powell
Tsk, you really need to show that you're special by asking what I am specifically interested in a language. But since you seem to lack the capacity to draw conclusions properly, I am interested in learning and speaking other languages with others.
I agree that my reasons are fairly autistic, such as "I think dutch sounds cool, I'm gonna learn dutch" and pretty much this is how my interest for a given language starts.
Hudson Collins
Well you just provided lackluster examples, you could have said, "my hobby is learning a new language every week". Nothing you said seemed taht interesting, my "hobbies" mimic your hobbies. What more is there to be said between people like us that hasn't already been said before. You don't come to rk9 to have the same conversation as you had with the guy at gamestop earlier in the day.
Ryan Ramirez
>Hey man, what do you do in your spare time. I usually chill around in my car if I'm really bored or draw some bullshit, what about you?
>"Me? I argue about how others people pee"
Connor Morris
Look I'm not trying to be an asshole, I'm just saying I know a billion artists who drive around and play video games and blah blah blah, you gotta liven it up a little bit, I'm subject to this too, I'm being pedantic right now I'll admit it, but it's just to illustrate my point
Ryder Ramirez
you fucking idiot how many threads about peeing have you seen here? also talking about retarded shit like this is usually the most fun, your hobbies are just degenerate small talk noone gives a fuck about
Joseph Brown
>sat down to piss for a meme years ago
>sit to piss ever since then
maximum pissing comfyness.
Hunter Howard
He just doesn't appreciate that this freedom exists, that there are people that will talk with each other about this stuff, even if it's ridiculous. He's so normified, I bet everyone thinks he's boring in real life because of how vanilla he is. Nigga makes me wanna piss in the toilet while sitting down.
Easton Reed
>degenerate
Um, you might wanna check a dictionary pal and then rethink your statement.
>how many threads about peeing have you seen here
Been enough 'round to see a bunch.
Brandon Thompson
I know your real hobby, you go to big boob threads on gif and post that cockeye'd boob pornstar, then scurry on over to b and spam the banana in ylyl threads. You degenerate fuck, leave these innocent robots alone, heathen
Cooper Rivera
you're supposed to take aim with your hand, not just spray and pray hands free
Austin Davis
hoinker-hoy-ho
Aiden Murphy
A true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkle guh
Caleb Anderson
what the fuck I did not come here to feel like this
Landon Green
>i do it everyfucking day. its feels so good. love it. 10/10 recommended. Fucking hate nigger though
Asher Powell
>following made-up laws by normies