Tried to kill myself yesterday. now there's an even bigger scar on my arm

People who "try" to kill themselves dont want to do it.

If I didnt have family depending on me i would off myself, would be no trying because unlike pussy ass women or betas ass bitches a man get the fucking job done.

Ill suffer through my work and life till my family no longer needs me, then I am out.

Tired of hearing these people with "problems" like katy perry and shit.

Next time instead of your arm, locate and cut your femoral artery. Much faster too.

Cars don't give off enough monoxide anymore, you have to have an old car
Buy a tank of carbon monoxide or something, do anything other than slitting wrists, it has a 6% success rate (lowest chance of common suicide methods)

why did you try killing yourself? how is your family handling the situation?

>haha lets go be edgy on Jow Forums
>yeah I'll tell them all that I tried to kill myself
>by cutting myself yesterday
>haha yeah that's a good idea
You're trying to tell me that you attempted suicide by cutting yourself? Was the cut so little the doctors didn't think you even attempted suicide or did you just not go to the hospital at all? Because if they believed you actually attempted to take your own life, you would have been held there for suicide watch.

Just try it again

>You're trying to tell me that you attempted suicide by cutting yourself
Yes
>Was the cut so little the doctors didn't think you even attempted suicide or did you just not go to the hospital at all?
No because I'm at the hospital

He would have to try it 16 times for it to work once on his wrists

This desu
Oriented

Post a pic or actually even slightly attempt to kill yourself instead of being a stupid attentionwhore

got it
ill make sure to actually succeed next time

Just tie your leg to a bucket of cement and go in a large body of water or hang yourself or shoot yourself once you get out of the hospital. A few days won't change your life so give it a better try. I believe in you!

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I'd rather not because i dont know you and if being anonymous is attentionwhoring then i dont know what to say to you.

OP just use a gun or noose or anything other than a knife

>Tfw no failed suicide attempt bf.
FUK.

Using a knife is decent if you stab yourself in the throat of heart.

>attempt suicide
>go to the hospital
>having internet access in the mental ward
hmnn?

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I never once said I was in the mental ward. I am in the hospital recovering

I had my mobile phone with internet access in the mental ward in germany, in some countries you can have your phone

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That sounds even worse. So you tried to kill yourself and they didnt put you in the loony bin?

Sorry you were there
how are you holding up now?

I wasnt in a mental hospital in over a half year so I guess I am better now

best of luck to you in the future. im going to rest now

>Tried to kill myself
>using a method with 6% success ratio on average
as always OP you're lying faggot
fpbp

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Shotgun in mouth, diagonally upwards. Cut right through the brainstem

Use a train idiot.

You didnt try hard enough, so you didnt ment it.

fuck off. you're one of the reasons my train arrives late.

I was able to use the public Internet service that's free in the waiting rooms. We're not suppose to sneak in any electronics but I got my 3DS in somehow.

So? Try harder.

what tf is this anime girl doing, is she autistic?

cutting yourself is gay

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in the psych ward i stayed at we had computers and internet access. i even watched porn there once lol