Tfw no bf to appreciate and let me lovingly play with his balls and tell him they are super cute and just kiss them and...

>tfw no bf to appreciate and let me lovingly play with his balls and tell him they are super cute and just kiss them and suck on them for leisure
pls someone let me do this

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just start doing yoga

You can do it with me user-kun :3

I'd be down, but were all anons here. I believe in you OP, you will find your man eventually, you just have too keep pushing and start being the main character of your life. Now go and fight the world.
>FUCKIN DO IT

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But you're a girl right? Like originally

>ur a grol????!!1
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHEEEEEEEEEZEE
Let me tell ya, Pajeet op is and has always been a complete FAGGOT(male).

The fuck is up with you? Go back to /b/ you meme loving fuck.

>implying meme loving is a bad thing
Im setting the record STRAIGHT, get it, goy? Op is a faggot.

Are you a girl? I would love a femanon to do that to me

here's a free ticket for you to do this to me any time, you have to be at least this girly to ride

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yes, I am a girl(female)
I am afraid I do not have a penis

please be my gf, I'll let you do that and much much more

ok but where are you from and I want romance

sucking balls seems like it would be extremely uncomfortable or even painful. I'd be extremely squeamish about anyone even touching my balls at all. dunno how people in those porn webms can stand some roastie who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose full-on sucking an entire nut into their mouth

I'm from america baby and I can show you some real romance

This. Looks cool on camera. Have your ballbag in someones mouth just isnt right.
>when you feel the teeth scraping your wrinkled nuts
Cringe.

Licking balls is all fun and games till she gets lower and hits your G spot up your ass aka Rimm Job time.
Do you men still want to make out with girls knowing she has possibly rimm licked another guys ass, let alone another mans ball sweat on her tongue?

>kissed girl after she licked my ass
>sick and lethargic for weeks afterwards

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Jesus Christ. Imagine having casual sex with loose thots.

I guess having your nuts licked wouldn't be bad, but I'd still be weary. Never know when she'll bite down. DEFINITELY ONLY WITH VIRGIN GIRL YOU WILL/ALREADY DID MARRY

>mfw when two out three of those were me
Im not a whore but ive had some weird sex. A warm mouth is soothing but at the end of the day I dont trust anyones strong af jaw on my pride and joy.

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I do not want to do it roughly or anything just gently suckle

Add me on discord baby, the_user_looking_4_qt_waifu#1245

Hope you wrote that as a joke. Has to be, no one can be that pathetic.

She already added me faggot, no wonder you can never get laid bitch boy, always too shy to make a move.

KEK!
>That was his actual name that he CHOSE
>thinks hes talking to a FEMALE
Ive made moves irl, you cunt.

>Girl
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
there are no girls on the internet

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Get a load of this pathetic faggot

How many men have you been with? How many bfs?