Why dont you just settle for gf like pic related?

why dont you just settle for gf like pic related?

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Okay. Give her to me then.

agreed. we dont care.

how am i supposed to give a gf to you? im not a god, you have to get her yourself

if im going to have to put up with incessant bitching and be stuck with someone with no common interests for the rest of my life you better believe their looks better counteract that fact

Are her parents loaded?

If so then yes. Ill even plan the fucking wedding

Overweight women do not have any lower social/dating value than thin women. In fact, they're an easier target for alpha males.

Settling is a good mindset to have, but it ultimately doesn't produce results. Men do not have value like women, so even the lowest tier of women still have more relative value than men. Unless you are one of the few high value males, the entire process is futile.

There's your problem faggot. Don't tell us we can have something and not give it to us.

I want a boyfriend dominant, funny, who loves me he, i must be a trap first i think i can be cute, im not gay i dont like all mes or gay porn, im tired of my stoic life, i want new view as a gurl

Settle?

That's pretty near to my ideal gf user, no settling needed. Sign me up.

Guarantee she has a like 6'4, ripped bf
She's high t af

freshman year i bet this bitch was hot

then she BLEW up

How are they easier for alphas? Outside of maybe being easier for one night stands, fetishes

why the original heck would i wanna do that

Would cream her/10

This isn't what we define as a landwhale

their low self esteem coupled with chad wanting them even for a quick fuck will quickly inflate their ego

on one end I'm fine with a fat gf as long as I can convince her to become fit, yet on the other hand I'm afraid after all the effort in helping her get fit she'll just leave me after she starts getting magnitudes more male attention.

you mean dark haired women? not my thing

Physical attraction comes before everything else, it's not the most important thing but someone looks at you before they hear you.

Ive tried to get fat/chubby women

they don't like me as well

why do you think that is. have you tried offering them food

unironically i have tried this, but theyd prefer if chad served them food on his huge penis

I'm objectively unattractive. no bullshit.
I wouldn't mind a fat girl

I've tried hitting on literally hundreds of women, irl and online, and I either get rejected or they don't message back

I am objectively attractive and can't get laid. It's all about status.

no, you're probably not offering the right kind of food

>can't get laid
>can't
What prevents you?

Low status/confidence. It's really depressing, hot girls crave me but something pushes them away.

That's fixable. Why aren't you doing something about it?

I am as lazy as a turtle

i dont want my rib cage breaks while having a sex with a landwhale

How could someone crush your rib cage during intercourse? Do you know how sex works?

u don't know my fetish

Thats really hot
orignal

she got sexy legs too

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how is that settling, that's a good one

>settle for
>settle

You say that like big women (if they are proportionate with nice T&A and not immobile Wal-Martians) are not God's gift to Earth. Not every man demands their gf to be an 18 year old bikini model.

If her boobs were bigger, I'd be proposing to her on the spot.

>top kek your a numale

Supermodels and most skinny young women don't do much for me, especially if they're under D Cup. Obviously, when I was 13 I liked them, but now they're like white rice, unseasoned grilled chicken or vanilla ice cream- basic and bland.

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So cuck, my standards are too high

My god thats like looking at a chicken ready to he stuffed and roasted

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Glad you like it, Mr Namefriend.

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What is her name?
originally

No clue. You'll have to do detective work, sorry.

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Ah, alright. Thanks anyway.

Because modern dating social structure has convinced these fatties that they deserve a higher calibre of man. They develop egos on the same level as 10/10 women and as such will virtually never (unless money or power is offered) date around their relative level of attractiveness, they'll always opt to pursue the highest grade of man.
She's also a target for fetishists and easy one-night-stands from Chads.

The game is rigged against average/below average males while it is very heavily rigged in the favour of literally all females.

are there any nudes? all her youtube vids are just cock teases

I didn't even know she was a Youtube celeb.

I'm still waiting for nudes of Jezra Matthews (better known as THE PERFECT WOMAN), but the only ones that exist are heavily shadowed.

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where do you see her stuff then? her insta isn't that big

Jezra? I find all her stuff on Bing.

As for Kristy, I don't even follow her at all. Going to bed, now, night shift worker and all.

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because she has two half black children and is a coal burner. No thanks.

As a hairy fat fuck with a mediocre dick, I'd take her immediately.

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I already have an awesome gf, but if she wants to join us we'd be happy to have her as a toy.

What is this, twitter?

Why the fuck should i have to settle for some landwhale when i worked my ass off to lose 130lbs.

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Who ever said you have to?

Me. I said he had to.

I did once and she was overly clingy and didn't want sex so I broke up with her.

Way ahead of you. I would without any question go out with her. Problem is they won't settle for me.