what's a 0/10 for you, personality and looks-wise? someone you would not date even if they threw themselves at you.
for me they'd have to be
>too clingy
>mentally ill
>self harmer
>apologizes too much
>sensitive
>overly emotional
>makes irrational decisions
>not pale
>not either very skinny or fat
>have too perfect white teeth
some big ass ripped teenage heartthrob type but mostly bc I'd think he was fucking insane to be expressing interest in me
No one, I'm desperate enough to date anyone
>what's a 0/10 for you, personality and looks-wise?
me desu senpai
please describe your horrendous self for us
who the fug is this milk monster
holy mother of shit and fuck those knockers
Op's picture
>uneven nipples
*sick*
You've just described literally every person I've talked to and had an interest in.
but they could always get surgery to fix them
I aint paying for that my dude, she is already old, would be a waste
it's kaho shibuya, happy fapping
your life sounds like a mess my guy
thank you very much user, i hope good things happen to you
you're too kind user. here's another pic
It is. I'm hanging by a thread.
well i hope you're at least aware that it could be partly caused by the people whom you choose to be involved with. why not make friends with non mentally ill people
looks:
drooling
uneven/buck teeth
lack of face symmetry
land whale
scoliosis
hunchback
supermassive tits
extremely long nails
personality
self-mutilation
massive/numerous piercings
ntr
>uneven/buck teeth
>lack of face symmetry
that's me
>obese
>ghetto black
>tranny
>alcohol and smoke
I hate bitches who pretend to be virgins just to get heartwarming love from a bera male.
>bitches who pretend to be virgins
i thought normies like to flaunt not being a virgin
i don't mind a near 10% derivation, so if your face/teeth is less than 10% in asymmetry( the point where people don't immediately notice the lack of symmetry but do notice a birth mark or a bump in only one side of faceand at most 3 teeth out of place/position), or your teeth are less than 10% larger than normal...
Because I'm mentally ill myself and come from a mentally ill family.
>tumblr politics
that's it
Any of this shit, and the females who have one usually have a few more.
Looks
>Weak constitution (skinny/fat + no muscle definition+easy bruising, overall looks like a bodyslam will literally kill them)
>Looks too much like a creepy imitation with makeup on, or uses plastic surgery to hide grave imperfections
>Almost all teeth are defective, from lack of care or terrible eating habits
>Almost always smells of body odor, even after cleaning self, or poor genital hygiene
>Remnants of large scale self mutilation
>Any organ malfunctions (early age arthritis, scoliosis, inherited diabetes, psoriasis, etc) [this type is basically dead to me, i dont want fucked up children]
>Tattoos that have no meaning or purpose aside from attention seeking, on hands/neck/feet/head
Personality
>I cannot argue with them without enraging them
>Is not self aware, extremely hypocritical, or cannot think critically [I would rather die suffering physical torture, than live with the mental torture of placating such beasts]
>Always reacts defensively and negatively to criticism, and hates self
>Friends are all hyper-liberal, or all male+cannot get along with women
>Burns through money as if it were petrol in the arctic tundra, or advocates for joined bank account [auto eject sequence in 5,4,3,2....]
>Addicted to any of the non-psychedelic "hard drugs" or lsd [special case] (uses a dose of any of this, or more, every day, without fail), heavy drinker, or chaingun-like smoker
>Cannot teach self anything, let alone others
>Refuses to admit wrongdoings, or has a deeprooted habit of lying
A lesser, way smaller version of any of these traits would be a-ok, but usually gets worse with time.
>an over 40 redneck fat actual nigger taller than me that doesn't bathe that wants me to go to the army then do yard work when home and be a trucker that will break up with me if I don't listen to nothing but country music and watch sports with her, primarily mudding, and goes to gospel church and only has sex for procreation
Because I'm not here to troll like you OP.
I never got why people find this level of bait entertaining.
that sounds like the ideal girlfriend to be honest
you literally described my perfect girl, minus the not pale part. i'm such a broken person i don't even want to be with anyone who isn't just as much if not more broken than me in order to make myself feel sufficient for her. all i want is a pale awkward virgin loser gf who self harms and hates herself.
>tfw this is literally me except Im really pale
I knew I was a 0/10
mommy no you're a 10/10 ignore that stupid OP mommy please i love you mommy
mommy milkies please!!!
No you don't. You say that now but having a broken gf will make you even more miserable than you are now.
>that sounds like the ideal girlfriend to be honest
(You).
Are you a thicc titcow and in London?
>reading comprehension
OP is saying he doesn't like darkies
the only girl i dated was like that in highschool and i loved her. You shouldn't claim you know stuff about random people online, because you don't.
A feminist originalialalala.
Not claiming to know everything about random people online, but admitting to being a broken person, dating another broken person will lead to more problems. Let's say the guy really loves this girl, but she still self harms, still talks about how much she hates herself. Assuming he does really like her, don't you think it'd be extremely painful for him too to see her be like that? He can do what he can to reassure her, sure, but unless she seeked actual help she'd end up doing it over and over. It's not like the fantasy robots have on here where they can magically save a broken person by spilling some kind words on to them, that's not how the world works.
This is literally me but I'm pale
Are you or is this a coincidence?
didn't see his post, coincidence
Hard to to say, but for me 95% of all people are somewhere in the 4-6 range really
Would give anything to be with a girl like this, look at her and tell me you wouldn't be trying to breed that every single day
Let's hook up then because the other poster left.
Nah, I'm a guy, I don't live anywhere near you and I have a bf
Personality:
>very clingy or too introverted
>schizoid or mentally ill in any other way (deeper autism also counts)
>refuses to admit mistakes and accept changes
>feminist or religious extremist
>hates exercising
>money-leech, like those gold digging girls
>drug or sex addict
>very unfriendly towards people and doesn't let you have fun time
>extremely needy
>can't handle bants or gets offended way too quickly
>bossy as fuck
>not able to argue without getting enranged
>metally challenged
Looks:
>ginger (can't stand them)
>asian (especially if nip, ching, or gook)
>has huge tits
>has ugly tits
>giant ass
>has done surgeries and changed herself into bimbo
>american fat
>smoker or into alcohol/any other drugs abuse
>too much makeup/makeup slave
>poor hygiene
>terrible work routine or eating habits
>is goth or scene person
>defective teeth
>face that looks like it need to be punched or creepy as fuck
>not very skinny or fat
wtf is wrong with you?
0/10 to this one guy. A good deal of those traits aren't really something everyone wants. He also didn't go into much physical detail, so you probably have some redeeming traits there.
What I mean by not something everyone wants is not something everyone cares about either way.
i'm just attracted to either sticc or thicc. a skinnyfat guy looks weird to me
how about not skinnyfat and just normal?
nah, it's just not what i like.
what do you like about fat?
soft and cute, will be excited when i cook/feed them
Are you a thicc titcow?
no, obviously not. i thought that was clear from pretty much everything i sad.
>bc
I know you
y-yes i am. how did you know
>I know you
no you don't
Not sure who is who but pls post mammaries
i don't have tits and neither does he. he's just a troll trying to confuse you
woah woah woah speak for yourself. my tits are huge
prove it originally
you have been muted for 8 seconds because your comment was not original
Describe them by numbers. Size, and how many men/women have played with them.
I'm gay so I'll do only the personality. (I don't think you're interested in the looks)
>scared of experementing (with sex or with other things)
>isn't into BDSM
>listens to shit music
>to sensitive
>agrees with me on everything
Personality
>schizoid/Bipolor/Borderline/panic . any of these really fucked mental illnesses
>been raped
(sorry but I tried to date someone like this and it drove her insane)
>drug, cigarette, alcohol addict
(can deal with weed if I have to but I would rather not)
Cigarettes are the worst offender though
>no ambitions
>rude to everyone
>only interested in pop culture
>has sold her body or is willing to sell her body
>mental illness that prevents them from working
>willing to use people to get what she wants
>sex is used as a tool as opposed to connection
>racist against certain peoples
>arthritis/krone's/ sciatica
>Inner city accent
>has been homeless
Physical
>fucked up mouth
(Mom is a dentist)
>dumplng/bell pepper nose
>morbidly obese
> obvious signs of drug use
>ratty hair
>no butt
This, if I end up with a girl like he described I know that I failed as a man and its time to kill myself.
I was fucking someone on the side who had
everything but
Personality
>rude to everyone
>inner city accent
>racist against certain people
>intercity accent
and was perfect psychicaly
She was dating a real beta cuck, but they both died of a heroin overdose
I wouldn't worry about it, OP has pretty weird criteria
Painting with a broad brush people just don't want someone who is
>really stupid(well maybe some people don't mind but this is mine)
>really fat, unhygienic, unhealthy
>really crazy
looks
>very tall (this can be forgiven if he has a good personality)
>poor hygiene
>doesn't shave his face
>extremely old and wrinkly
>not my race (hapas are acceptable though)
>morbidly obese
personality
>not loyal
>aggressive
>sexist or is attracted to kids
>mean
>thinks "cute" is an insult
>doesn't have any hobby
>not my race
Based. I sincerely hope you find lasting happiness with a great guy, femanon
Those are easy and reasonable criteria. Why don't you have a bf? Mental issues or fat?
Because the 1000000 men she could have easily that fit this criteria just aren't "right" aka what women say they want is bs, what they actually want is Chad as usual.
Every woman has a different taste for what is a Chad. The guys you are gay for aren't necessarily her type.
Thank you, user!
I have a very cute online bf, I am not mentally ill or fat.
So orbiter collection it is then. Ok.
>online bf
Meaning you have never met and had sex?
I only have one bf, he is perfect. I don't talk with other people online.
Yes, but we will meet soon. Why do you ask about sex?
If you don't have sex it's not a relationship. Hopefully you will have lots of it when you meet. Also learn to suck cock before you meet.
Why are there people liike this
Not that guy but sex/ physical is the basis of every relationship. If you don't find someone at least a little physically attractive you aren't going to want to fuck them
morbid obesity and serious physical deformities are my only disqualifiers, doesn't matter because nobody would ever want to be with me anyway
fuck off
>less than 10%
do you take a ruler to their teeth or something
You can always get another one if you want, there's always plenty of fish.