User your shoelaces are untied, let me fix that for you! :)

>user your shoelaces are untied, let me fix that for you! :)

what do

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Thank her and go on with my day.

oh no thats ok i can take care of it

like that time the nurse offered to wash my penis in the hospital and i turned it down

Wanna give me a S U C C

Thank you. Oops, your cunny is empty. Let me fix that for you. >:3

mother i have to poopy. help me get my shorts off mother. here mother put your lips on my butthole and suck out my poopy please mother hurry i dont have much time left.

It's okay I wear velcro

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>tie them tighter, I do not wear my shoes loose like a nigger

Smile, say "thank you", and give her a fist bump. I feel like a fist bump is a playful way of making physical contact which I feel like the situation would require to end without awkwardness. A handshake is too formal and a hug goes too far.

Fist bump? Fist bump.

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>lol whut ok haha
realistically this is what i'd say

she would make fun of you for offering a fist bump. How awkward are you?

No. You do it playfully with a grin in your face. You stick your fist out and say, "Thanks. Fist bump." And she'll get you.

>Fist bump
how old are you?

None of my shoes have laces tho

Danks a lod. I don know your nam. Wads yooor nam? Do yoo wand do bee freiinds?

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"Thanks for the help. You know I never realized how cute you look from this angle"
And then I proceed to get the shit kicked out of me for dropping spaghetti on her face

Whoops I '"accidentally" knee'd you in the nose.

Don't touch my fucking shoes.

>"THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE NAP!!"
>knee her in the face
>run away

That's how its done lads.

>actually saying "Fist Bump"
At least I know why you're here.

Those fucking Air Force's are fucking creased and scuffed, senpai. White people don't know how to take care of their sneakers.

>"Thanks. Fist bump."
Ask me how I know you have autism

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Or you could offer your hand to help her up you fucking autist

HOLY FUCK user YOU POST THIS EVERY TWO DAYS PLEASE STOP IT AND POST SOMETHING ELSE!!!

Kick her in the vag

Thanks genius friend, im keeping this in mind as a way to break awkwardness between me and females
When im married ill think of this help you gave me

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they are ground-smackers, i dont care if they get dirty, ive been wearing the same pair of shoes for 5 years, and they still work (thats mostly because i go barefoot everywhere i can)

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I smiled and chuckled at your contribution

Stupid bitch I'm wearing Vans slip-ons

>tfw havent worn shoes in years
So it's the flip flops that prevent me from getting a gf. Cool

>"Thanks. Fist bump."

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i'm so introverted i wouls just be able to say thanks
a service is not enough of a good reason to start a conversation

>lol thanks

The only reasonable response.

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um... okay. i can do it myself but thanks

turn and accidentally slap her in the face with my massive erection

then mumble uh i'm sorry

I had a cutie at work clean my glasses for me. She grabbed them from my face, and wiped them on her shirt. Hands them back to me and smiles. Walks away... Felt good desu.

>Gee thanks, Stacy! Maybe you're not so mean after--

Then I proceed to trip and fall because she tied my shoelaces together.

I really appreciate this post.

>w-why is your forehead so big ha-ha?

get away from me you fucking chameleon

this thread reminds me of a friend who kicked open a door in school, not knowing some bimbo was tying her shoelace one the other side. she got pretty mad at him. perfect place to tie a shoelace must be by a well trafficked door, right?

Kick her right in the tiddy

You think I cannot tie my shoes by myself?
Fuck off stupid cunt, you're not even cute

They're sneakers, nigger. You can always steal another pair.

>steal
Umm sweetie. I always clean and keep my sneakers, that I bought with my paycheck from work, looking fresh. It pays to take care of your clothing and footwear.