If you were given the opportunity to have sex with a female alien, would you do it

If you were given the opportunity to have sex with a female alien, would you do it

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this is literally the story of Mass Effect

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as long as she resembles a human being I'm okay.

Once it starts turning into squid things, spider creatures, crocodile looking fucks then no

True, cant say i could blame him for it though

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depends if she still has her alien hymen.
not fucking some used goods aylmaoo

God i wish that were me original of course

>come on user i wanna taste that BHP

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Yeah, no used ones though, don't want any alien HIV.

>getting space aids which makes worms grow inside your cock
no thanks.

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It depends
Does their vagina have teeth?

Most dont from my personal experience thus far

>ywn be abducted agsinst your will by grey ayys to fulfill thier human fetish by fucking their female crew members as they watch

Why live

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Tali is pure fuck off

>being this delusional

That slut has the biggest human fetush in the galaxy

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No i think im gonaa pass

obviously, the payoff is immense

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Thats hot lmao

what do you think of the pic related

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Any kinos with hmaf pairings

Wouldnt the bagoo be like three times that size irl

Yeah im desperate enough as it is

What this guy said.

Also posting relevant comic.

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Yeah as long as there humanoid it at least vaguely resemble a human female its cool

Dont wanna fuck something from starship troopers

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Bump for alien butt

Only if she looks like the sexy aliens from media. So basically you take an attractive woman, pick a non common color for her skin and her alien stuff, then finally attach alien stuff at the top of her head.

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Pretty much this my senpai

Yes.
The less human-like the better.

Who bes this

Only person with decent taste in this thread. It's an alien, why settle for something incredibly human-like?

Yeah that like saying I have a thing for asian girls but only if they look white.

If you're not willing to go as far as at least 4, you're really missing out.

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First, why would an alien settle for a human
And second, how can I be sure that it wouldn't do harm to me

Id easily go to seven show me whatcha got for 8

>theres probably alien versions of the internet where they fetishise humans

>hes never heard of EARTHED.com or the BHc

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>If you were given the opportunity to have sex
Yes. I'm so desperate, I'd fuck almost anything. I once fingered an orange and have to stop myself from using one as a fleshlight ever since.

>I once fingered an orange
Aliens are not observing my sides leaving the Sol system at supra-light speeds.

>i dont feel so good ni-

so greys are the lolis of space?

You should try it. Cut off both ends and just slide your fingers through. If I had condoms, I would've fucked all kinds of fruit by now, but I'm worried about the acid.

or i can just finger a vagina

I suppose so. I didn't consider it a possibility. My apologies.

Yeah sure why not senpai

Probably, assuming I don't get space AIDS or something.