Why not just settle with a literal hambeast?

Why not just settle with a literal hambeast?
A pussy is still a pussy

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because i'm Jow Forums. why on earth should I?

i would if one would have me

Because only some rando asinine Jow Forums virgin would ever say something as retarded as "a pussy is a pussy"

because their figure indicates what kind of person they are
a lazy piece of shit

Some of the most fun sex I've ever had has been with fat girls. I suggest everyone give it a try, at least once.

I wish but I think they still want chad

Thanks for reminding me, I was planning to fap to some BBW porn but nearly forgot

You could combine weight training and sex. Your brain would associate sexual pleasure and lifting heavy objects with eachother, meaning you would get even more motivated to work out

hip waist ratio is more important than anything except face

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Not all women want chad. Stop believing this lie, it is holding you back.

>Screenshot

where's the video my dude?

It was the worst and most scarring experience I ever had. She was too unathletic for me to muscle her into different positions, she got tired easily, and she lacked any sort of rhythm. It was so gross I couldn't finish the first time around. She was chubby but not hambeast.

As a fat ex virgin, I did just that. I can't say I had regrets about that, but I definitely should have kept it a one-night stand deal, but I was an idiot and stayed with her for almost a year. The sex was decent enough. She was willing to indulge in my fetishes and that was pretty hot. Eventually she had to get a shitty job and she would always come home tired. She also had a shitty kid that ruined everything. Glad to be out of that relationship.

>couldn't finish the first time around
What about the second time? Let's get some greentext my man. How were the tits?

and who told you that? your mom?
i bet she told you women want nice guy and just be yourself

Real life taught me that. I'm definitely not Chad, and I've done pretty well when it comes to getting laid/ having girlfriends. And I'm married now.

I'd much, much rather date an attractive trap over a fat/ugly femoid
In fact, I'm not sure if I'd choose a good-looking trap or a good-looking roastie

the only deal breakers I actually are fat or anorexic.

same. her leg muscles were so weak she couldnt even ride my cock. terrible rhythm too. couldnt finish either. i would rather beat my dick into oblivion than bang her again

Not sure what sort of physical defectives you lads have hooked up with. I dated and lived with a fat girl for 3+ years and her legs were strong as hell. She loved getting it from behind but could only orgasm while she was on top. She would grind her fat pussy into me and dig her heels into my thighs so hard that it sometimes hurt and I just had to wait it out. She was always happy to suck me off afterwards though.

>Brad or low tier Brad
Lad, why the fuck are you here anyway

Jow Forums amuses me. And I also appreciate the original conversation and topics presented here.
I don't know what a Brad is.
I'm trying to help you miserable fucks too, by simply providing the truth that women are quite literally not all the same. They don't all like or dislike or want the same things. This thinking is a detriment to your development and progress as men. You have chosen to be a victim. Self-programmed to fail.

Because I think fat people are fucking repulsive.
I don't care if ur a bit chubby, but being fat is something else.

Is this girls name Heather?

Where/how to find/fuck fatties?

I fuck a girl who doesn't give a shit about politics. Best of everything.

Literally anywhere.
But try okcupid or fatforums.
(might be fatforum, can't remember)