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what you gotta keep safe lad? you gunna put a safe in there?

Only wrong if you let it be m8. I'll try to get a good pic of her this weekend

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Thongs are best. Nothing better than seeing a nice ass in a thong.

not sure what tim meant by this

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Thongs are uncomfy and impractical, boy shorts are best underwear

>politicising fucking wrestling

thankfully you're not the one who has to wear them

Trying to win some Evangelion figures lads

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In fairness to them, WWE did it first so they might as well follow. Plus these ladies dont have much of a chance to make a decent living so they have to use every trick they can.

I wear them all the time actually, pic related

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Someone literally just posted this, come have a giggle lads. It's quite sweet really, young love but what a sperg.

boards.Jow Forums.org/r9k/thread/45086596/

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I was actually expecting a 'cute' boy

I mean I get what the guy is saying and I think a lot of people have felt that way but fucking hell, why word it so melodramatically? Let alone sharing it with someone. That's the sort of shit you keep to yourself.

Going on a holiday later this month so I want my most treasured items locked up and safe. I probably don't need to but it's better to be safe (no pun intended) than sorry.

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He's young clearly, probably 14-19. It's sweet and cringey. I can see him typing it out with his fedora hat and copy of the god delusion.

In a contest or what?

i hope this is larp because that is so fucking autistic

Woops I left that part out, on eBay

Well I am a cute boy. Sorry to get your hopes up lad, I hope this makes up for it

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Good luck, lad. Remember, Maya is best girl

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does anyone have the template/original for this?

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>steals safe

heheh what now kiddo

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>tfw you forgot to spoiler it
I dun goofed, you win this round

Yeah for sure. Can't say I've not done similarly cringe shit in my time either. Bless.

I'll hunt you to the end of the Earth lad

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I'm trying to keep
The ground on my feet
It seems the worlds falling down around me

Held firm about staying in and it's pissing it down anyway. Sister still went. Told her we'd watch a movie later and maybe have pizza.

its already too late heheh

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JC at 3.55 today, not comfy as its going to be busy in town. Might be too busy for me to even get a greggs after. Woe is me lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=pRBVTyAL174

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Putting that degree to good use I see

>mum grilling me on why i dont have a gf
leave me alone ffs i'm just trying to watch the snooker

I have 3.50 pounds and these are my options for drinks

Two cans of Karpackie beer - 1 litre 9% alcohol
A bottle of cheap wine - 750 ml 12.5%
A big bottle of cider - 2 litres 4.5%

I need to get as drunk as possible. According to my calculations, the total alcohol volumes are 90ml, 93ml and 90ml... which is... interesting. Very little difference.

Which means I should pick on concentration. Higher % of alcohol = more alcohol into the blood stream since I can drink it faster. This would indicate the wine should be my choice, but I can drink beer faster than I can drink wine.

Help me out guys...

i love these picture, always remind me of sp.

The new greggs brand crisps are pretty nice, pick up a packet if your local has them.

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>haven't found a woman who matches up to you, mum *winks*

i am not going to help you get drunk.. this is pathetic. get yourself some help

insightful rocky and bullwinkle spinoff

>poorfag cant even work out how to get drunk
sort yourself out ffs

>I don't want a gf, please stop asking
Solved

You think im going to go into a stressful grad scheme in london like my normie mates. haha no friend, i am living with a D&D robot mate and trying to find a comfy part time job before we can get a group house share with a few robots and D&D friends :^)
I might as well i guess, got a 20quid code voucher for free Greggs,

I would go for the wine personally. Pro tip; if you have disgusting cheap red wine mix it with a bit of coke to take the acid out of it.

she said to me i'm probably too selfish for a gf because they'd have to put up with all the boring stuff i like doing, like watching the snooker or 'sitting on the computer'

>i am living with a D&D robot mate

You sound like a pair of fruits if you ask me matey!

fuuuuck that sounds comfy
have you been into d and d for a while? I've been considering joining the board games society at my uni but afraid I won't fit in if I've never played it before

Not sure how money is supposed to help someone know how to get drunk faster. Do you pay for drinking lessons or some other service I am not aware of?

Yep especially red wine.

>i'm probably too selfish for a gf
so you dont want a gf and you wouldnt be a good bf so why bother?

So tell her
>that's fine because I don't want a gf
and again, problem solved. She's trying to live your life for you lad, tell her to do one. She has no agency over you

A good gf would at least put up with you doing stuff like that. Mine doesn't mind watching me play vidya, as far as I can tell.

That was quick lad.

Gonna have to give that one a cheeky save,

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everyone thinks we are a gay couple, i am the handsome 6'3 one and he is the 5'4 gremlin boi.
playing for a good 5 years now, the scene has exploded in the last 3-4 years, lots of great people going to the clubs and even just pure online sessions have great people now. Its easy to fit in and people will want you to have fun, just read through some of the intro/free players guide D&D has online and try to get into roleplaying :^)

Anyone else like to sing random songs in a really silly voice?

>nightshift brah
>new chinese landlord says i can cover the windows, but not with somwthing black, he dont want the area to look like a chav/paki shithole
>them chinese dont fuck around so i gotta adhere

say no more.

ill add 1 more layer to further dim it.

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cheers mate, probably wish I would have done that sooner haha

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does the blind not work then?

lmfao bro
You could get black back white front hardsheets, wheres your night work btw? warehouse? I'm planning on getting the same kind of job, got sia training next week

aw no poor laddo

So lads should I watch all of smackdown or just the highlights

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>poley and tilde earn more and are in less debt than jun who has a masters

never really think about it cause we use them as a benchmark for failure but poley and tilde have done alright for themselves

Just masturbate to this picture.

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fucking hell. I kinda feel sorry for him, he has reached unprecedented levels of autism.

The AJ segment was decent. Only 3 matches and none were very good though

imagine being so poor you need a calculator to work out the most economical way to get drunk

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it does not do shit vs the sun. a plain white sheet displaying the window would still make it look ugly. but ill use that on the 2nd since itll absorb light better... unless it costs too much. this one costs 1.50

i work in tesco, never thought id stay but fuck me a 10 minute walk commute and antisocial environment is too comfy

I like them because they are like the girls that bullied me at school and gave me a light femdom fetish

>sister just brought another roastie back from school

How do I make them leave?

You know what to do, Satan...

new to the channel these guys bangin?

youtube.com/watch?v=kBZOlheQhRo

poke em with your dingus

its all subjective there fren :^)

hit on the friend hard and aggressively until they piss off

>pants on head
>helicopter dick

you know what to do lad

youtube.com/watch?v=l_nhwLGkC5Y

I have the same but my sister brings back tumblr types of vague genders and sexualities

I'm gonna flatten my mates girlfriend.

She spends her time (she has to be out with him when he's out with us) punching me in the arm and leg; it doesn't hurt but it is very annoying; and ignoring everyone in the group except me.

I will finish her.

she's literally flirting with you

She wants to fuck you lad

>be zero hour wage cuck
>work one day a week if im lucky
>get full time wage cuckery job for the summer
>1st proper pay slip today
>tax man has got his grubby paws right in there

Should i phone HMRC and let them know this is my main job?

I assume im getting taxed up the ass because they see it as a second job and tax it at 20 percent (basic rate tax)

Dont plan to work my zero hour job until after the summer but going to try and take the odd 5 hour shift if i have the energy desu

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How old are you all? Are you a tubby soft lad whose fun to punch?

resist it lad, don't want to tear apart a friendship over some roast

your mate either has a cuck fetish and talked her into it or she's trying to cheat on your mate with you

Do I?

Don't want to get arrested.

I was thinking of acting really creepy and embarrassing my sister.

This is temping.

This one is more up my street and wouldn't get me into any trouble.

Does she have a new "best friend" every few weeks? I've never seen this one before, but it looks like she's wearing a ton of makeup.

The taxes for multiple jobs doesn't go by hours worked I think, it's just a straight cut thing. If you work multiple jobs, you are taxed as such even if it's not going over any tax thresholds or whatever.

if you dont get a p45 from your zero hour job you have 2 and will be taxed at 20%

Wrong.

I'm 19, I am what people call 'skinny fat' and I am not soft, no, I am in fights every 2-3 weeks because of who I hang around with and what we do and I win most of them.

Preach.

>I am in fights every 2-3 weeks because of who I hang around with and what we do and I win most of them.
so you're a scummy chav? Might as well knock her out then birds like that expect violence

>three people are wrong and I'm right
unlikely lad, but how do you know we're wrong?

>I am not soft, no, I am in fights every 2-3 weeks because of who I hang around with and what we do and I win most of them.

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>tfw never managed to talk gfs into beating me up
fucking sick of it, they love getting choked but soon as I put the belt round my neck they act like I'm a freak

:/

I am a chav, yeah, but she isn't and neither is this mate.

I guess I don't know if you're wrong. I just find it hard to imagine.

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I wish healthcare was privatised so this joke would make sense here too:

>Why did the little boy get his Christmas presents in the Summer?
>Because they were cheaper than chemotherapy

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