Good morning Jow Forums, how did you sleep? Did you have any dreams that you remember? What did you have for breakfast?

Good morning Jow Forums, how did you sleep? Did you have any dreams that you remember? What did you have for breakfast?

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had a really bad dream about bugs in my skin that sucked a lot. i haven't ate anything yet

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thats spooky, I used to sometimes get weird dreams that made me feel weird the next morning like about slitting my wrists and RAW BEEF COMING OUT HOLY SHIT I WISH I DIDN'T REMEMBER THIS AGAIN

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Can you fuck off?

no wonder this wasnt organella

>sleep
4 hours max
>dream
Nothing, i dont dream at night for some reason
>breakfast
Never, everything tastes like cardboard in the morning.
Hbu m8?

I dreamt that I won 856,000 quid on a slot machine
And also a dream that Donald trump built a theme park made entirely out of chocolate like some willy wonka shit

All my dreams involve me dying in painful ways.

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>how did you sleep?
good

>Did you have any dreams that you remember?
I think something about Crusader Kings

>What did you have for breakfast?
Cottage cheese, nutella bread, and coconut milk

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Why would I?

I slept for 3-4 hours then woke up to my parents being absurdly loud, I didn't dream and didn't eat breakfast. Just turned my computer on and opened r9k.

New trip? I haven't seen you before.

tfw no trump chocolate theme park

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Never seen you either, so we are even.

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That is an incredibly comfy breakfast, gg user

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Dreamed that I confessed my love to my crush and she accepted the confession. Then I woke up at 6 am with

M8 pls post more pics of that anime girl, i like her

ok user, will do. Its Madotsuki from Yume Nikki.

uh oh, you should try to sleep properly and get breakfast, it might not seem that important but it matters a lot user

How long have you been posting?

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I know... It's just on wednesdays though. I can sleep til at least 7:30 on other days and get a breakfast in, so I guess it will be alright

Longer than you that is for sure you underage kiddo.

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Why are your parents so loud user?

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REEEEEE this is a NO BULLY ZONE user

If its only on Wednesdays I think thats find, stay healthy user

this is not a lennyposting zone they were just yelling at eachother KEK

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Yelling about wut exactly bitch?

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I don't know user a string or something whatever I was half asleep

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>borderline tripfag thinks anyone cares
kek

Actually I care though user

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your madotsukis an shit tripqueer

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I was answering the question given to me, how autismal are you, child?

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>autismal
KEK

ok user why not post examples of better madotsukis

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i'm at work on my phone. and i don't phonepost enough to have a good size image library on it

I didn't save many other Madotsukis because I just really really like this specific artist, but just for you, I'll go save other ones. Good day user

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>lel i was jus answering question not being ass to other people!!!
fuck off, your manipulative side is showing you useless trap

i sleept well. dont remember what i dream.

Breakfast? coffe and a fap.
Now i will go out to buy groceries and made me a second breakfast.

I dreamed about her again, took some pills to forget it and now i feel comfy

uboachan is ancient but has some good ones

You can be an ass AND answer someones question, dipshit.

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I used to like using Gelbooru but don't like the porn.

wow, tripfag drama huh..

What are you going to buy?

Careful with that, user.

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no kryst is just the worst tripfag universally.

>What are you going to buy?

I dont know. Im debating around the idea of something sweet or something salty.

Maybe a chicken breast and bacon.

Any idea? I would love some insight in this thing.

Get someone thing salty over something weird.
How something with Eggs? Something tasty you can is covering toast in a mixture of a little milk and egg and fry them in a pan.

weird? wanted to say sweet

The 2 most degenerate attention whore tripfags in one thread lol

I don't remember ever doing anything to justify such hatred towards me.

Keep your autism in check.

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This, this is why

You act retarded and say hypocritical and childish shit in literally every post. You act like an edgy narcissist but unlike someone like Chaotic you have absolutely nothing to back it up. Frankly you're an embarrassment to even tripfags.

I would befriend them and talk to them every day if they were female

I'd suggest eggs. They are very versatile.

ayyyyyyy

Honest to god, if I didn't experience this myself I'd assume this was just samefagging to look cool

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I don't know who chaotic is, nor do I care.
And I don't know any of these hypocritical statements you're spouting but for the sake of argument and since I'm tired of hearing you talk lets just go with the wild rantings you're shitting out.

Not as if I have any interest in proving some literal who wrong.

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Chaotic is worse than you in the sense that they're just bland. Talked to them once a long time ago.

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Everything I said is true and it's proven in only this thread alone you mentally retarded sperg.

I'm fine with you spreading rumors user, I don't really care for them.
But when doing so your objective is to convince your bullshit to people who isn't the person who the rumor is about.

Most tripfags are, some of you faggots seem to think having a trip makes one interesting.

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as if you didn't get rejected for being a turbo degen
funny how attention whore tripfags always lie
at least be anonymous and hide if you're gonna lie and say butthurt shit i mean come on lmfao

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I thought he was cool before I actually talked to him. He makes all those tfw no bf posts when really he obviously doesn't have a bf because he has no personality himself and is just using that as a crutch.. I have no ill will for him, I just found him to be bland. R9k friends are a bad idea.

I don't think trips are as bad as most make them out to be, but yes, a lot of them are like that.

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best boy damaging roasts now shaking my head

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Chaotic you just need to actually talk to people before demanding a bf!!! You need to make friends first instead of getting into relationships with the main common thing just being you guys both being lonely!!!!!

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People aren't anime characters.
If you're looking for someone exciting, interesting, and mysterious you're in for one hell of a BORING ride.

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it's a very normie and roastie mindset to consider someone bland/boring because they're not interested in you and clearly show it
no surprise here

ok i'll send him this for lulz

Ok, user, go for the "y-you're a normie roastie" excuse..

I'm quite aware, user. Thank you for reminding me.

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I am not even saying this for lulz, this is just the truth..

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you are both of those things emma you dumb attention whore

>He makes all those tfw no bf posts
>You act like an edgy narcissist but unlike someone like Chaotic you have absolutely nothing to back it up

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>I'd suggest eggs. They are very versatile.

I ended up with natural yoghurt with strawberries and corn flakes.

Keep it healthy

I'm finding this entertaining.
Tell me his age, I want to see how accurate I was.

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So which of these two tripfags is objectively worse?

shes a 13 year old cis female who spends all her other time cutting for some other r9k chad

sage her threads

Why don't you tell me your age user?

I'm the superior one..

False and untrue, slander.. Stop this..

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They're both equally retarded and degenerate. The sad thing is they're bland themselves, and even though they are truly retarded, they will never be true lulcows.
I miss the cebruz days honestly. Chaotic is too.. Not retarded for my taste honestly.

>13
A little on the young side.

Apparently you're a ""girl"".
And as they say women go first, so I suggest you do it.

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My age is irrelevant!!!!!! Also its not like I could actually post my age if I were underage anyway which I'm not

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I don't know why people use Jow Forums for their high school tier drama addictions. It's just cancerous. Connecting with Chaotic was unironically the best thing I ever decided and got to do from this board though.

These 2 fuck nugget nu-tripfags will never match up to cebby.
If only I could go back in time and get him to kill himself.

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>cebruz
You mean that muslim sand nigger who begged for feet and had you pathetic fucks meet up with him and fuck him?

Opinion discarded.

Hm, I always forget how being underage is bannable.
Oh well, I take it you're of the same vein as these r9k camwhores.

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I almost never have good dreams, they're always really shitty. I get killed in lots of them. I get stabbed, shot, fall off of high things, drown, car crash or even some combination. In others, it's unpleasant social situations. For instance, recently I had one in which I had to give a presentation. During it, the audience asked questions I had no answers for, and then they started viciously mocking me.

this unironically
original commentt

>Chaotic is too.. Not retarded for my taste honestly.
a god surrounded by degens

Its pretty clear that the thing r9k wants out of their tripfags is to be so pathetic that they'd willingly be fucked by them.

Its truly sad.

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he's simply reserved and not very trusting but deep down he's caring and has had a very eventful life
not to mention perfected the art of hiding autism unlike most of us
cebruz tomoki and chaotic are basically are their own unique genre it's pretty dumb to compare them so closely even if they make almost identical threads

I don't know if that's true or not. I've befriended Sunny and Ciara though..

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>I've befriended Sunny and Ciara though
literally kill yourself

it says in the rules you need to be 18 you fucking retard newfag

You seem to have a habit of befriending attention whores...How pathetic.

I guess male or female, a typical r9k faggot just can't do much else than orbit others.

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For possibly the first time in this thread you're correct, however you're still being hypocritical consider you yourself are a huge attention whore.

Don't be silly child, for what purpose is there to attention whore.
What would I gain out of it?

Do you think I want some mouth breathing neckbeard such as yourself vying for my attention?
You're giving me it out of your own choosing.

Believe me child, I have no desire to attention whore since I have no desire of befriending you or anyone like you.

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I don't understand how someone could be this delusional

Pretty easily, I just don't care for your attention.

I'm posting, its all I do, you're all literal who's and the mere thought that you think I would go out of my way to get YOUR attention is a bit sad.
Like who even are you for me to care.

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Fever dreams and delirium. Thought I was a construction worker setting up a freeway that built itself with the goal of connecting all the pieces of roadwork provided to me, but every time I tried to connect the different pieces it just left me increasingly confused and frustrated. Took 30 minutes after waking to fully convince myself that I've never done construction work, and that nothing in my bedroom is part of the self-constructing freeway.

I'm user, I'm much more popular than you. Also don't hold yourself in such high regard. You're some of the lowest scum of this board.