Every guy on r9k wants dominant mommy gf and is into femdom

You're not a real girl, OP. Stop being mentally ill.

you aight witeboi

So sex in the missionary position?
Sure whatever.

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>42nd LARP thread in 24 hours

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i just want someone with a big ass to sit on my face.
flint#8647

Well girls can give you their beauty and body. What can you give to a dominant girl? All good man qualities are tied with him being dominant

A daddy gf (bf)?

No, a mommy gf (female) (or maybe male) with a flat chest.

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Attractive men also give their body, which is why few women want to be dominated by a 300 pound obese man and no attractive man wants to have sex with obese women.

Most men already provide resources and security to women. They become the father figure and the clearer head. Not all of these characteristics imply dominance. There are somewhat dominant men, a ton of them, including myself, but is it really too must to ask for women to be dominant at least some of the time?

Being in control all the time is a lot of work. Even dominant men don't want to put in much effort and simply just want more hardcore sex. They don't want to spend three hours tying you up and masturbating you to orgasm. That is behavior men do to appease women. It's pretend dominance.

It's a shame this isn't real
I want a sub girl

It's a shame this isn't real
I want a girl

the exceptions are the ones who speak. I guarantee there are dominant guys on r9k. You still wouldn't want them though cause they are on r9k. now fuck off.

One day I'll find my fembot sex slave gf

Its a waste of time
This is an anonymous board thats mostly guys
Take a pottery class or something

Because taking pottery classes is such dominant alpha behavior

Well its full of chicks
And youll be like an eccentric artist or something i dont know

There's girls on here
Most are NEETs
It just takes one
Doesn't even matter if she's a roastie because she'll be locked in my basement

What do you expect from a board where 30% Or more on here live with their parents, or they are being a leechie neet living of government gibs. What else would you expect from a board that is full of man babies expecting to be taken care of by either mommy or Uncle Sam.

It would probably be all old ladies honestly

No it has ugly chicks see

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So exactly like every other roastie on the god damned planet? STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!

How the fuck am I gonna find a woman to do this irl?
>Would you be willing to give up your life and be a NEET on the condition that you'll spend rest of your life in my basement with your holes being my property?

Yeah I'm a fucking loser but I'm not a faggot who likes dominant woman. I just want a girl to overlook the fact that I have no friends.

no you just want Chad to fuck you from behind while he pulls your hair you stupid whore get the fuck out

Why are you looking for a guy on r9k? Look on /soc/. You will find plenty of guys who will dominate you and make you feel like a little girl.

All I want is a girl that can prolapse

this is me hehe, suck thats im probably half a world away from you

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i'm not op but it is actually my fetish to be violently impregnated by a fat ugly smelly guy who views himself as a god and me as an ant.

>i'm not op but it is actually my fetish to be violently impregnated by a fat ugly smelly guy who views himself as a god and me as an ant.
Discord or email?

>no it has ugly chicks
>post 2 7/10 girls
How high are your standards virgin?

>traditional
That's not traditional, your brain has been ruined by Jew porn propaganda.

Fantasy doesn't matter. It's who you let have sex with you. Women often have rape fetishes, it doesn't mean they want to be raped.

There's very few women who let really unattractive people fuck them. They are either close to their attractiveness level or higher, unless they are getting paid for it or something.

>pretend to be femanon
>guaranteed replies

comfy eh?

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Okay, just drop me an email then, I'll fly you here.

[email protected]

hahahah you're alright user

>LARP
>live action role play
>on the internet

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Virgins think they want femdom and shit like that because they masturbate laying on their back. It's natural to fantasize about a girl on top in that situation.
Once they actually start to fuck, everything changes. It's natural to dominate women.

I can provide this service

And this action is LIVE! retard

Tfw switch master race