I will reply to everyone who posts in this thread

How's your day going user #2?

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My eyes hurt, other than that nice day so far

why do your eyes hurt?

I was born with an eye problem so my left eye hardly works
It makes them hurt sometimes

life is difficult op.

Hey user how do you like my teeth?

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what di you think of gay furry porn?

oh no. Does it affect your vision in your right eye at all?

I'd probably agree with you there, although it seems so easy for some people

they seem like nice teeth, nice and white

I sure hope you don't watch it user, furries and gays are both bad

how are gays bad?

I guess they're not so bad, i'm not gay so i obviously don't understand the attraction to men. They really aren't bothering anyone i guess, I just have no desire to see two men kissing or anything gross like that

What's it like being gay?

I wouldn't know user, there are plenty of gay people on this board so i'm sure you can ask them

Why don't more grils have short hair?

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Yes it does effect my right eye, its actually done some permanent damage to my right eye but now ive got glasses for it so it probably wont get worse

yea though it's unrelated to spinners, bought them when it was the hype and made a decent profit. now trying to just get rid of all the remaining product.

what kind of books are you reading?

I don't know, i think it can be pretty cute sometimes. The girl in your pic is a qt by the way, nice legs

How bad is your vision? And you probably don't have to worry about getting drafted ever

What kind of business is it then? are you pretty wealthy user?
I like to read about military history a lot, stuff like war memoirs or accounts of campaigns and battles. The more detailed lengthy the better. I love studying maps of troop deployments and stuff like that. I've recently been reading a lot about the vietnam war

OP I am struggling to find motivation to continue being a dungeon master for a group of people IRL
They are all excellent people but only two out of the five even try to play the game. It makes the hours and days and weeks I put into preparation feel wasted.
I even made a discord to motivate myself but I'm embarrassed to talk in there to a bunch of very experienced DMs about my situation for advice because they all seem to be so motivated.

I would appreciate an outsider's input.

Maybe try explaining to them that you take being a dungeon master seriously, so they should take playing the game seriously. If you are putting in hours of work to facilitate the game being played, they should be grateful and willing to play. If the majority of them waste your time you could try to find new people to play and join the group.

I want to be crodille dundee so bad

I like dick and pussy, what do you like OP?

Hope your ready for an unstastainable ammount of post. Also thoughts on model boats?

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Crocodile Dundee is pretty cool, i wouldn't mind being him either. I like when he scares off the muggers with his knife

My vision is pretty bad, i dont think Ill ever be able to drive or anything. But its fine it doesnt cause problems for me that much

I like girls user, they're nice to look at and are cute. they look like they have soft skin too

Thanks man. I had a feeling this is what I would hear but it's good to actually hear it. I'll talk with them.

Just fuck around and do whatever you want and still come off as a swell and nice guy
And the worst thing is they will never make kino like that today
Truly the end is nigh

Model boats are pretty cool. I think dreadnoughts from the first world war are cool

Not being able to drive must suck. do you have to sit up in the front of class to take notes and stuff?

I think being a crocodile hunter and hanging out in the outback would be a fun life. I agree with you about movies today too, they mainly suck.

Yeah I used to, but I starting doing school from home recently because of social anxiety. Thankfully I have someone to drive me around though

I want a bf op deliver me one

Do you think my 2D tulpa truly loves or is she just toying with me.

REEEEEE GOVERNMENT SET QUOTAS OF HAIR LENGTH NOOOOOOOOW

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Who drives you around? is it a family member?

Do you life fishing at all?

Don't be silly user, tulpas are not real

Yeah you can realy see the culture falling through movies and what you can and cant say
Everything has to be political today no comfy feel good kino in years

henlo this is dog.

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>tulpas are not real
HOW ABOUT I FUCKING SHANK YOU INSTEAD

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The hair in your picture is pretty nice, but i like it better when the hair is a little bit longer, like in pic related. I like being able to see a girl's neck

I only watch 80's action movies where they weren't afraid to say faggot and political correctness wasn't a thing

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hello dog

I can think of tons of things that are more productive and healthy than having an imaginary person you talk to

Yeah, I love going fishing but I usually watch I would like to learn

THE MOST PRODUCTIVE THING I CAN BE DOING RIGHT NOW IS BASHING YOUR SKULL IN YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT

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meant for YOU FUCKING CUNT

God damn you're a faggot OP
OP IS A FAGGOT!
OP likes dicks in his butt
hahahahahahahaha

I would love to teach someone how to fish, i'm not an expert by any means but i'm pretty good. You probably live really far away from me though

Why so angry user? Maybe you should ask your tulpa to help calm you down, but sadly she doesn't exist hahaha

My boyfriend drives for me

THATS FUCKING IT IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I acted really shitty towards the girl I like today, because I think she is with another guy. I think she thinks that I hate her now. I fucking hate myself for being such an idiot. My heart hurts and I don't want to be anymore.

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I disagree with what y ou have to say user. I'm actually an ok guy, i'm out here giving out free (You)s and you have the nerve to call me a faggot?

That's pretty cute actually. Does he ever get annoyed having to take you on errands and to events>

There's no need to be upset user, even though i understand why you might be angry because you just found out that tulpas are the product of a sad person's imagination

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Why would you do that user? You should have found out if she actually was with another guy first before being mean. I don't think you should have been shitty at all though. You should try to patch things up with her, tell her you were upset about something that caused you to be rude, and then apologize

>Why would you do that user?
I don't know. I was pissed because I see her with another guy a lot. I wasn't even pissed at her. The other guy is way better than I am for several reasons. There is no reason for her to like me. I was in a bad mood and let it out on her.
>tell her you were upset about something that caused you to be rude, and then apologize
By telling her about that "something", I'd tell her that I like her and I can't do that. Not just because I'm extremely shitty in talking (especially with girls), but also becaude it would turn out shitty anyway. I'm an unattractive weird manlet, shes a 10/10 godess. Thanks for talking with me though, feels great to let that shit out somewhere.

I know it seems like pretty generic advice, but there are more girls than just the one you mentioned user. I'm sure you could find some girl who likes you as a romantic partner instead of just a friend. If you know this girl would never date you and you're too shy to tell her how you feel, you shouldn't get too upset if she is seeing someone else or likes other guys.

Help me how do I find a 22 year old asian girl in my area to date without going online?

No he doesnt mind I think he enjoys it, but I try not to bother him too much anyways

Ideally i would think you need to live somewhere that has a lot of asians, and you would also need a situation where you can meet them outside of the internet. Do you go to a school with lots of asian girls?

But I can't stop liking her. I know it's retarded and it's very, very unlikely that I'll ever end up with her, but everytime I see her I just feel that fucking feeling of love and I see her almost daily. If I had a switch to turn off my feelings to her I'd fucking smash it.

Count dankular did nothing wrong

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In my area there's an area filled with so many Koreans. Korean churches. Korean restraunts. Korean bars. Korean grocery stores. Etc. (Even though my workplace is all guys over 35, half of them are asian)

Yes I did go to a school near that area and yes there were a lot of Korean girls at my university. But now here I am 5 years after graduating from college only realizing now that maybe it's possible to live the dream and actually try to get an Asian girlfriend or at least a Korean friend. I'm just so shy and reserved I wouldn't know where to start.

Start hanging out with other girls and you'll get the same feeling about them too. I think it's more lust than love, you probably think she is beautiful and are building her up to be this perfect person in your mind because of her looks. You therefore have fallen in love not with the girl herself, but an idealized, flawless version of her that exist only in your mind. If you ever find out more about her you could see that she has flaws like everyone else, or her personality is completely incompatible with yours. Excuse me if these assumptions are not true, but i've felt the way i've described above so I imagine you might be feeling that way too.

Sorry this was a response to this

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I'm sure he likes spending time with you, even if it's something as simple as running errands. I sure wouldn't mind doing it for a girl i was dating.

who is this man and why should i care about him?

Maybe try taking a korean language course. Korean girls might like that you can speak their language, and you could always ask them to help practice your skills. Another more drastic method might be to join the army and hope to get stationed in korea, and then you would be surrounded by koreans.

He got fined 800 pound for a joke
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>Maybe try taking a korean language course.
Hmm that could work. Maybe I could do one of those duolingo apps and learn basic Korean. I mean I don't have to be perfect if I knew the alphabet, could say basic greetings, and could say a compliment, I bet that would get me somewhere.

I just wouldn't want to be outted as a weird almost-autistic guy who only learned Korean so he could fulfil his fantasy of having an Asian girlfriend since he watched too much anime.

That's stupid. No matter how offensive his joke, he should still be able to say it without government interference.

Try to come up with a few innocent reasons to want to learn korean then to prevent people from getting that impression. Maybe say that you might have to do business with korean people or that you thought it would be cool to learn about your coworkers' culture

>Start hanging out with other girls and you'll get the same feeling about them too
Easier said than done, but you're right. I should atleast try to do that.
>I think it's more lust than love, you probably think she is beautiful and are building her up to be this perfect person in your mind because of her looks.
Well she sure looks attractive, but I'm sure it isn't lust. I never saw her in a sexual way and my sex drive is pretty low anyway. I just want to hug her and talk with her.
>flawless version of her that exist only in your mind. If you ever find out more about her you could see that she has flaws like everyone else, or her personality is completely incompatible with yours.
I already know she has flaws. Just less than everyone else, especially me. Shes intelligent, caring, educated and beautiful. I don't have a single of these traits. She's just too good for me.

But yeah I guess it's settled, I'll try to not feel for her anymore. Again, thanks for the help user. Posters like you are too good for Jow Forums. Seriously, what are you even doing in this shithole?

If all you want to do is talk to her then it seems like you're already a friend of hers. I would strongly advise against trying to act like a girls's best friend, especially when she sees you as nothing more than a friend. it can be a little creepy, and most guys will not respect you. I knew a guy like this and girls were creeped out by him. I'm not saying you are like what i described by the way, just warning you about something i've seen

As to what i'm doing on this board, i've been coming here for way too long, so it's become a habit i can't seem to break. And i often do enjoy browsing and posting on r9k. When i started coming here back in 2011 r9k (and Jow Forums in general) seemed to be a lot better than it is now. I can't put my finger on the exact reason, and it might just be nostalgia, but the site seems to have gone downhill. There definitely wasn't all the gay threads and traps being posted all the time, and the racebait threads were not something i remember seeing until relatively recently

I really want a submissive gf, and I admittedly look down on all the guys who say they want a """"""dominant"""""" gf. I feel like they don't really want to be dominated, they're just lazy and they don't know what to do so they essentially put all the work on the woman. I suppose I should be thanking them, though. The more guys like this there are, the more submissive women are out there for the taking.

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I feel that being dominant=masculine and submissive=feminine. Really feminine girls like lo be dominated in bed. I lost my girlfriends because I become a whimpy loser who cried a lot and lost confidence during sex.

The funny thing is that the sex was rhe best when she complained I was 'using' her and that she didn't get off. Funny is that she wanted it more.

IF i don't get a (you), i get a qtp2t chemistry autist gf.

don't fuck me over, OP

Chemistry is horrible. It seems like an interesting topic, but it really isn't. Biology is much better. Even physics are better.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU, chemistry is basically the best science. physics is too hard and biology is way too soft. chemistry is just right.

although if i'm honest i've always liked organic chemistry way more. inorganic chem is pretty boring i'll give you that.

I'm back user, and i really don't want to ruin your chances of getting a gf but i have to give you a reply from the rules of the thread

>Tfw black and no white girls dtf

>physics are better

What's it like to be a retard? Now give me my (You)!

Where do you live? I can be with you and watch you fish quietly

You nerds need to stop arguing about science, it doesn't matter which field of science is best, they're all for egghead nerds

I'm sure you'll be able to find some user, but what is wrong with girls of your own race?

I live in michigan. Again, it would be cool if you're near me, but i doubt it. Here's hoping though

i've been adding and being added by people on discord but somehow i am getting tired of talking shallow conversations despite actually liking one or two of the people i have encountered

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I feel like this could happen to a lot of people. Talking to people face to face is probably better for forming friendships. Either that or you really don't want to talk to them or need to do something else with them

I am going to Wisconsin soon actually

Are you that God impersonator?

Believe or not, they are out banging white males

What state do you live in normally?

no i am not

Well if black women are attracted to white guys based on their race, i suppose there should be some white women who feel the same about black guys

>mfw I'm gonna reset my history after this so I won't get a (You)

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don't do it user! You deserve a (You)

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My car is a little broken but i like it. Should I fix it or try to sell it?