Tinder tricks

Cope. Any average-looking guy that talked like that to these girls (especially the opening line) would get insta-blocked. The guy's comments are very sarcastic and witty, which is why they bantered back, but if he asked for a meetup, they would definitely do it and fuck. Even the Pajeetess who was more reserved admit she would fuck him over a date (and some were willing to fuck immediately).

The Pajeetess didn't even reply to him after his last message.

Restored my faith in Indian women. Check out the girl on the extreme right Manasvi

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theyre all young dumb piece of shit bitches.. obviously theyre gonna be stupid and go with any serial killer that looks decently attractive

It is in a sense, women crave honesty, they've been fucked about by so many fuckbois over the years (absolutely their own faults, but still) that a guy who is just forward and direct can be super appealing to them, even if you are a complete cunt.

Again, you need to be a Chad Thundercock in the first place.

that guy looks like an utter piece of shit.. but i guess women like that

>be me
>24 years old
>okay-looking
>very charismatic in person
>turbo-autismo over text

>get laid with 9/10 girls who meet me in person off Tinder

>can't get 9/10 to respond to my messages

I have had five, serious, mid-to-long term, sexually involved relationships. All of them started out as nice girls:

1. Turned out to be a total bitch. Like, truly a mean, hateful person. Gold digger. I have good reason to believe she cheated, discovered that after we were done. I had enough at some point in time and vanished. Had been told by a friend that it fucked her up because shortly after that her mom died and she needed support, and I wasn't there. K.E.K.

2. Wild girl. Prescription drug abuser later in relationship, led to break up. It was easy though. Went our own ways.

3. Another kind of wild girl. Into FMF threesomes, which is ok for me for a bit, but that shit isn't sustainable. Also pretty sure the bitch roofied me and sucked my dick one time before we dated. No way ONE Jack and Coke puts me down like that.

4. Two year relationship with a coworker who I had nothing in common with, and so we broke up at some point after figuring out that the only thing we enjoyed about each other was the awesome sex. Literally NOTHING else between us. When I met girl number 5, girl number 4 went insane and vandalized her own property and called the police on girl number 5, almost got herself arrested for that.

5. Married this one. None of the above drama at all. Total wife material. Stable and smart, great sex, lots in common when it comes to world view but our interests are different which keeps things interesting.

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1. Whoever takes seriously white women is an idiot.
2. Get a hobby and a dog or a cat if you want company.
3. Don't listen to morons that say its your job to find a good woman. There aren't any
4. I start to get why muslims have sharia law
5. The game is rigger against you. Laws, social norms, society in general. You know the game is rigged and you keep playing it because you think you might win. That's called addiction. Same thing happens to the idiots that lose their money in casinos.
6. Getting married was all about male authority. Now if you try to enforce it you ll go to jail for domestic violence.
7. Women are inferior animals that need to be kept in check or your society will end. Many books have been written about Empires falling after women started having a big influence in that society.
8. Women in the work place are cancer. Try to work in places that only men work.
9. Being anti women isn't any white. The jews will tell you that because most of them work in banks that you will get your mortgages and loans to keep the bitch happy and they also work as lawyers to fuck your shit up when she divorces you. Men live with very few shit. When you dont have to impress holes you ll see your wallet getting bigger and your bank account getting lots of 0s.
10. Even if you choose to fuck some of them don't fuck any above 23. Older chicks will try to trap you in marriage and they probably wouldnt even look at you when they were younger.

I could go on but you get the point.

those are only my observations. i see good people in my day to day life, but it's hard, you know, to reach out form connections and bonds in *socially appropriate* ways. the way things are structured, our social structure rewards the pushy and the needy types and selfish types of people. quiet, sensitive, reserved people don't really get good chances to get to know each other. they get brushed aside and are left to pursue their own niche, quiet hobbies.

for instance, consider the whole notion of "asking someone out" who you don't know. obviously this is a very intense and potentially very socially humiliating experience. but narcissist men don't care. sensitive and good men do, however. they don't want to burden women who might be spoken for or uninterested. so our social expectation of "asking someone out" you don't knew rewards narcissistic men.

chaste and pure women don't get rewarded because lots of men only want sex upfront. narcissist women, women dressed in skimpy clothes, get all the attention and looks from men. really our modern courtship process only rewards promiscuity and ignoring social mores, and penalizes the chaste, reserved, and responsible.

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>Whoever takes seriously white women is an idiot.
>implying non-white women are any better

Based shoppy

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god damn men are cuck.s

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Unironically /ourguy/

anyone here do this?>

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Fuck this is genius, I think i'll do this. Do tinder bots still work, I would write a script to do this but I think you need to verify your profile or something.

Even though I finally have a girlfriend who is everything I could have wished for, I still have a very cynical view on women.
I still hate 90% of women and regularly post on these threads. Most of them are annoying airheads with little value.

year of the cat

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It's sarcastic in a "it has to be red lobster, not mcdonalds" kind of sarcasm. She's still trash.

bro I'm so ugly I can't even get a match to try these tricks

Holy fuck I literally live right in that area. This shit is spooky man

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you're not alone bro. Tinder fucking sucks

Anyone can get laid off tinder. That guy in the picture is 5/10 at best and even he gets matches.

he looks like a chad to me

That's because you're gay. Most girls aren't going to swipe right on that face.

Yes. Just be yourself you silly goose.

>the incel who hasn't spoken to a woman outside of his family or fast food workers is trying to tell others how it REALLY is

This post made me feel even more like shit, thanks for ruining my night, OP.

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>he's so pathetic and autistic that he not only thinks all those responses were legit interest but, even if it were, he lets it get him down
Weak desu

I know the Chad account is fake but I don't see any reason to believe the responses are. The account was most likely made to prove how easy it is to slay pussy as a chad. And yes, it gets me down because it's a painful reminder of what I will never be able to achieve.

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>I don't see any reason to believe the responses are
Because you literally have autism.

>it's a painful reminder of what I will never be able to achieve.
Not with that attitude. Or that autism.

It's better just to accept the facts. I've been alone for so many years, I'm starved for physical affection. However, by accepting my fate, I'm at peace and I'm more or less satisfied with my life.

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>le autism this le autism that le EVERYTHING is autism
Find a new buzzword man, do you serious believe there aren't horny women out there that can produce the responses in the OP? I know this personally from first hand experiences from Chad and borderline Chad friends of mine who tell me of about all the tinder whores they've ran through, and how easy it is to get them. That's why this post really cut deep with me.
>not with that attitude
It's not a matter of attitude man, an attractive guy will always have an easier time getting pussy. Especially on apps like tinder where your face is the main factor that determines your chances of getting matched.

>Find a new buzzword man
Man, it's like, not a buzzword man. It's what you actually have man if you think that all of those responses are eager. Man.

>Especially on apps like tinder
Life isn't tinder you fucking loser.

It is a buzzword especially when it's misused. Even if those responses are fake, it wouldn't suggest that I have autism, I'd be at most gullible. But I would expect some underage dumbass who's only knowledge of the term goes as far as the memes do.
>someone does something stupid
>YU GOT AWTIZM XD
>Life isn't like Tinder
I never said it was you strawmanning fucktard. Online dating is where people's true colors are revealed. Where you see what people truly want without fear of being judged by the real world.

>I'm not autistic I just argue semantics on an anonymous message board, sort of like an autist

>Online dating is where people's true colors are revealed
>can't get laid, knows everything about relationship dynamics

>I'm not autistic I just argue semantics on an anonymous message board, sort of like an autist
>Calling some faggot out on his bullshit makes you autistic
Just because you add "sort of like an autist" at the end, doesn't add validity to your point buddy. You don't have a damn clue how to use that word. It's not your fault though, I blame meme culture for polluting the minds of the youth. No one actually know how to identify autistic behavior anymore because of it.
If only you could read and comprehend as much as you could strawman. I never said I knew everything about relationship dynamics. Authenticity thrives given the veil of the internet in addition to the lack of repercussions . That has literally nothing to do with relationship dynamics. I think it's cute how you have to create false claims to attack to give yourself a leg to stand on.

>i'm not autistic, I just write long ass posts you're not going to read, sort of like an autist

White women need brown girl attitude but still like white cocks

>runs out of shitty rebuttals to defend his shitty point that was shit to begin with
>resorts to trolling
Pretty much what I'd expect from someone who's knowledge of the word autism goes as far as memes go. I won't waste your time any longer, I know your a busy man. Busy looking at le funnie autizm memez xD that is.

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Some bitch tried to do this to me. I let her believe she was getting a pizza. Then I told her I was going to deliver it personally with a few of my friends. She flipped out.
I almost went through with printing off fliers with her address and photo and posting them up in the seedy parts of town saying she was looking for a good time.

>i'm not autistic, i just think i can win anonymous arguments online, sort of like an autist

All you did was make strawmen and misrepresented me.You never properly addressed any of my points. There was no competition to begin with. Also, if I'm autistic, then that only makes you even more so for wasting your time arguing semantics with an autist. So welcome to the club, buddy. Here's your free hat!

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