HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

GUYS HOLY SHIT TODAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!
>be me
>handsome, muscular, intelligent
>be at the gym
>see milf personal trainer with tight ass, blonde hair, MILF face
>she's clearly checking me out
>she keeps hovering, changing angles, following me around gym
>finally approach her
>she acts shy at first but we talk for a few minutes
>ask for her number
>she gives number and says to call her some time
>fuckyes.gif
>I'm in, bois
>texted her
>gonna get dinner on the weekend
>she's 47 (looks delicious for her age)
>I'm 25
:D

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i also prefer older women

Fuck you would love this woman. She's a MILF and a half.

>His personal best day ever is getting some digits from some stranger.
Lol, try finishing a 10 month $1000 HMS bounty (not that i'd know what it feels like) but still. Ive finished shitty fishing cutters that felt better then sex.

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did you wear the tux?

I was exaggerating bro, are you retarded?? I don't know what youre talking about btw

Maybe I originally will

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boats my dude, you should try it. Finishgasms are amazing.

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So you're a virgin
kek

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this pepe should be exclusively reserved for the "finna get dabbed on" copypasta