"people who proclaim they want/deserve a 5'6 130 lbs 8/10 teenage girlfriend with a body like Venus with arms who...

"people who proclaim they want/deserve a 5'6 130 lbs 8/10 teenage girlfriend with a body like Venus with arms who doesn't smoke/drink/talk to any other men and who is as obedient as a retarded dog and as passive as a sloth, while looking like the most average person to ever walk the planet who has a Jow Forums account and a worn-out black hoodie instead of friends, motivation, ambition, an in-shape body or social skills"
Is this you, robot?

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abloo bIoo

You forgot
>has a penis

>read this post
>blowing off uni work on Jow Forums in my worn out black hoodie

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ah bloo abloo

My hoodie is blue thank you very much

>Jow Forums account

>Jow Forums account

Fuck off normie.

>a Jow Forums account

What piece of shit redditor wrote this shit

>tfw regulary pump and dump 8/10 whores
feelsgudman

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>who has a Jow Forums account
ACCOUNT? FAGGETOUT!

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Id have to have to risk my life, my freedom and my safety all because of you roasties. With no money in return.
Im going to let fate decide.
I hope it doesnt come down to that.

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op is 100% correct, it doesn't matter though, its not like any of the faggots who still browse here are going to actually talk to someone of the opposite sex. So they can just have their weird hugbox until they die i guess.

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>a Jow Forums account

Based Chinese Moot

I simply want a girl who doesn't interact or is in constant contact with her ex, I don't think that is too much to ask, if she is not willing to do that nothing will ever happen between us.

just tell me NOW if you are not willing to give up this shithole so I can completely detach my self

holy shit, you literally described me.
>a 5'6 130 lbs 8/10 teenage girlfriend with a body like Venus with arms who doesn't smoke/drink/talk to any other men and who is as obedient as a retarded dog

But you have a penis, and we're not gay.

>worn-out black hoodie instead of friends, motivation, ambition, an in-shape body or social skills
my account is golden magikarp, i have the hoodie and friends. i lack social skills from face blindness and lack motivation, ambition, and body due to cancer. but i do want a petite, 4.5+/10, that i borderline reclusive but still works as a cashier because she is possessive enough to pay for an apartment where you are not allowed to leave or look at porn of other women. so not a robot but a normalfag, or at least a namefag

i will like makings account on the 4channel please. I will of intending use it for talkings of the womens

It's worth it. Since creating a Jow Forums account I've fucked two girls from here.

Theres always a catch. Origanolio

Undeniable truth. Robots like to think pic related is the reason they're alone, but in truth they're just as spoiled by anime and porn. Women that are actually in their league don't do anything anymore and they're more content to moan about feminism and roasties on the internet and secretly hope a manic pixie dreamgirl will thrust herself into his life and solve all his problems, just like in his early 2000s teen movies!

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>want/deserve
Completely different things, why would you even blame somebody for wanting something?
I want to win the lottery, but neither expect to nor think I deserve to. Am I a cunt for wanting it still?

>Jow Forums account

Hey welcome newfag to Jow Forums