Femanons, why aren't you the #1 fap fantasy of all the young boys in your area yet?

Femanons, why aren't you the #1 fap fantasy of all the young boys in your area yet?

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Because young boys should be playing with legos and pretending to be superheroes and enjoying their childhood you fucking demented virgin autist

I love when women act like they know better than a man what it's like to be a boy.

it's almost as if
is a guy...

Honestly, young boys vonstantly approach me and try to hit on me. Especially on Discord. I feel bad having to reject them and even when I reject them they just orbit me. It's really weird.

I'm not a young boy. Can I get your discord?

If I post my Discord it just makes competition for you.

[email protected]
Fine send it here please. Don't need to deal with all these young boys

I'm 13, will you be my gf please?

For a moment I thought that might be impossible because of the availability of porn these days but I guess if a femanon did something like your image, fucking all of them, it might work.

Sorry, I don't like midgets

Why don't you post yours? I always get ghosted via email or I become forgetful.

timebr#4547
Alright here. Hope I don't get a million adds

I'm 23
Be my mommy gf

Those things are nice too but not as nice as fucking some cute girl 10 years older than you

I'll add you in a bit. Let me finish up my lunch.
You're older than me though!
That's illegal

>That's illegal

only if someone finds out

Could I be your daddy bf then?

Real talk, I am not really into young boys. There is something unappealing about children to me. I want to have kids someday but would never date one.

>You're older than me though!
what the fuck
you must be like 20-21 then

why the hell are you talking to 14-16 year olds on discord

I'm 22. The kids come into my gaming Discord groups and games I play. They start talking to me and often tell me that people avoid them because they're kids. So I try to be their friends and they get attached.
I'm not looking for a boyfriend.
Though, my Discord is Aiko#4850

Because it happened before and I almost got in a lot of trouble.

its only illegal if you fuck i have a friend from hs who is 16 and im 19 hurrr durr paranoia

>its only illegal if you fuck i have a friend from hs who is 16 and im 19 hurrr durr paranoia

what if he just jerks off on your face, no penetration?

whats the legal status of that

>Why don't you post yours? I always get ghosted via email or I become forgetful.
fuck off you whore, how many fucking threads are you posting in you attention seeking cunt?

tfw no discord mommy gf who sends me pics of her feet and makes me jerk off to them and who tells me I'm her good little boy

Its legal. Sex is illegal but sexual intercourse is defined as penetration of the vaginal orafice with the penis. so no coochie no problem

be my expedo gf

sure I did that but I always imagined some cute girl would come into my room and just fuck me above all else

good to hear

femanons, time to let young boys jerk off on your face

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you like that kinda stuff dont you
to answer your question he'd be the one sent to juvenile hall and you should at least yell at him to stop before he does it anyways.
here's your (you)

and 16 is the point in which you can do the big sexe, so like, if thats young enough for you you should take a holiday to the UK

can you at least wait for them to go into puberty so they get actually horny and not just "sex is peeing on the butt"

Hey, actual /ss/ here.
I am 20 and my boyfriend is 14 however he compensates for this by weightlifting excessively to failure on every set. His stats are bench: 335
squat: 405x19, and i dont know the rest. But he is working on his forearms to get them yuuge. The simple way to get an /ss/ gf is to just be chad. Its that simple.

I'm bored, you can't blame me.

He is gonna fucking hate his life when arthiritis kicks in in a few decades

That's hot share details!?

>I'm bored, you can't blame me.
go to /soc/ instead of fucking up Jow Forums cunt

What am I doing wrong? /soc/ posters are not people, frend.

retarded kid is going to stunt his growth

please dont leave mother

>What am I doing wrong? /soc/ posters are not people, frend.
you're using Jow Forums to pick up orbiters you fucking roastie. I hope you get cancer.

I hope he gives you painal often

thats the oppisite but i do like shorter guys though.
hes "asexual"
i wish... also anal isnt painful its uncomfortable

I'm not your mother, and it's fine. I'm only around ever for a short while.
I am not though.

>robots get tricked by trannies episode
I hate this episode

What games do you play? I'm genuinely curious about the discord server. I sure hope it ain't League.

what the fuck is even the point if he basically looks like an adult with that kind of body

2D shotas are great, they're cute, they're fun and they aren't assholes.
3DPD children are loud, obnoxious and the biggest retards and assholes you can find.
Also 2D shotas will stay forever young and can even have enormous dicks.

Be my 2D lover gf

yes
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There are multiple, it ranges for a few from Pokemon, OW and Card game servers.

I am just as bewildered as you are buddy.

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Just fuck off already sIut ffs

But I am an anonbro. That was my only post ITT.

I'm a teacher and some kids seem really excited about me.

The thought of a teacher going on Jow Forums is sad. Single?

Nah, I have a boyfriend. I almost quit this place, but I don't pay much attention to it so it doesn't affect me mentally.

>Nah, I have a boyfriend.
>>>/l/eave

I will again soon. I had this place and lolcow blocked because I considered them toxic but I felt like coming back for a bit last night.